David Gonzalez stylin on you...

[OrangeVHStapes]

Possessed to skate get a girlfriend...

[manysnakes]

#gonzvibes #gonzwives

[$$LESH]

someone put johnny laytons dick on him

[Huell Howser]

someone put johnny laytons dick on him

someone put him on johnny laytons dick

[Cool Ceith]

"You remember me? Benny Blanco from The Bronx??"

[exlurker]

[EdLawndale]

We're literally watching Daveed transform into Brett Michaels before our eyes.

[dr.prestige]

Guy should have won soty that year it may have been 10 years ago but I will never not be salty about that

[SatanicPanic]

We're literally watching Daveed transform into Brett Michaels before our eyes.

[fineslime]

"You remember me? Benny Blanco from The Bronx??"

Don't bring America's sweetheart John Leguizamo into this. This man is a gem.

[Magnolia]

Possessed to date

[Cool Ceith]

Possessed to date

[Coastal Fever]

Loved his part in Flip’s Extremely Horny.

[Bakerthrice]

He should be next up on Jenkems “Date a Skater”. Only it’s more of a bachelor style show.

[nino brown]

Loved his part in Flip’s Extremely Horny.

lmao

[DaleSr]

He should be next up on Jenkems “Date a Skater”. Only it’s more of a bachelor style show.

In the most shocking season of the bachelor ever, one professional skater and musician is finally ready to settle down with the woman of his dreams.
Will it be Candace, the long Beach bartender and vintage clothes reseller who says motley crue is her favorite band ever?
Not if bad girl and #mom-trepreneur Skyye has anything to say about it! She sells drop shipped Ratt onesies and mini hair metal wigs on etsy, while being a shredding single mom to two little heshers as her main hustle!
Or perhaps he will be enticed by Britney, social media whizzkid and marketing coordinator for black flys sunglasses. Snap a photo of this cute couple paparazzi!
All this and more in the most exciting and shocking season of the bachelor ever filmed!

[Craig Lutzka]

Wow!

[Magnolia]

Does anyone have the picture of Cab in his underwear? I have an idea...

[Rockin Robbin]

[botefdunn]

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He should be next up on Jenkems “Date a Skater”. Only it’s more of a bachelor style show.

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In the most shocking season of the bachelor ever, one professional skater and musician is finally ready to settle down with the woman of his dreams.
Will it be Candace, the long Beach bartender and vintage clothes reseller who says motley crue is her favorite band ever?
Not if bad girl and #mom-trepreneur Skyye has anything to say about it! She sells drop shipped Ratt onesies and mini hair metal wigs on etsy, while being a shredding single mom to two little heshers as her main hustle!
Or perhaps he will be enticed by Britney, social media whizzkid and marketing coordinator for black flys sunglasses. Snap a photo of this cute couple paparazzi!
All this and more in the most exciting and shocking season of the bachelor ever filmed!

The producers did a fantastic job casting these three. Candace appeals to the unrealized musical dreams and Britney is the most well-placed to help kickstart a comeback. But my money's on Skyye, as in a touching episode we travel back to Colombia and discover that the bachelor had no father figure and thus retains La Madonna as his ideal of femininity.

[doublesteveburger]

haha aw poor fella

[$$LESH]

haha took a second to see but someone +1 this guy

[Giftedly Hater’d]

Too soon?

[Cuban_Lynx]

^Nah, I was about to post the same thing. For the ladies reading this, take this as a warning sign not to ask to be choked and you'll be fine ;-)

[sus]

shoutout to the Puma slides

[Natas Fauxas]

How far off am i here?

[Style Police]

^Nah, I was about to post the same thing. For the ladies reading this, take this as a warning sign not to ask to be choked and you'll be fine ;-)

[Magnolia]

shoutout to the Puma slides

That cover is a work of art

[ramplocal]

Too soon?

Oh my God that is flawless.