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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2022, 11:55:16 AM »
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #31 on: August 30, 2022, 11:57:54 AM »
Sammy Baptista
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2022, 12:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Blind Fisherman on August 30, 2022, 10:48:34 AM
Tom Penny, but it has to be psilocybin and red wine mixture.

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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2022, 01:01:07 PM »
Leticia Buffoni, but only if she's in a bikini and we're in her bathtub, with some candles lit and maybe a glass of a nice red wine in hand.
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2022, 03:06:41 PM »
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2022, 03:18:08 PM »
Busenitz, Emmanuel Guzman or Anthony Schultz
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2022, 04:15:03 PM »
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2022, 05:18:22 AM »
Sammy Baptista.
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2022, 07:56:10 AM »
I don’t think Silas Baxter Neal is really in the business of baptizing people but he has a nice woodsy dad on a commune kind of vibe, I would let him dunk me in a PNW River somewhere, would probs to be refreshing and wholesome
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2022, 08:06:15 AM »
Does beagle count? I’m gonna say beagle anyways. *dunks head into holy water* “hell yeah that was hijinx!”
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2022, 08:13:40 AM »
Quote from: Beeda Weeda on August 30, 2022, 09:15:28 AM
religion is stupid.

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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2022, 12:03:32 PM »
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religion is stupid.
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Thank you. Now I don't have to say it.
wow, thank you for taking this brave stand and uttering such an unpopular controversial opinion
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #42 on: August 31, 2022, 12:07:29 PM »
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religion is stupid.
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wow, thank you for taking this brave stand and uttering such an unpopular controversial opinion

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Quote from: thomas kook on October 25, 2019, 02:46:55 AM
not stoked on orcas today. leave the whales alone. big ass black and white motherfuckers. free willy can suck my dick

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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #43 on: August 31, 2022, 09:16:02 PM »
Quote from: slapcurbsnotwomen on August 31, 2022, 08:06:15 AM
Does beagle count? I’m gonna say beagle anyways. *dunks head into holy bong water* “hell yeah that was hijinx!”
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2022, 05:32:11 AM »
The Boss.
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2022, 06:24:50 AM »
Antwuan at the height of his popularity when Deathwish was using all the Jesus imagery for his graphics.

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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2022, 06:48:56 AM »
Alex chalmers in a tub full of 6 maybe 12 cokes
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2022, 08:03:39 AM »
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2022, 08:07:27 AM »
gerwer  :-*
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2022, 08:07:31 AM »
brian sumner from the award winning film hardflip
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2022, 10:02:28 AM »
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Lol!
"ok, ok, ok, ooooowwwwwkay! We're in god's house. I used to live in an apartment right upstairs! Funny. Ha! He's a cool guy. Or neighbour. Whatever you want. Bit loud though ... but man, he had some good weed and pills, haha you know? Right? Some expensive louis loafers too. I used to steal those when I went out. Aaaaaaaaanyway... where was I? Fucking awesome that you all could make it. Baptising this little guy. Yeah yeah, the kids. All for the kids man..."
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2022, 10:27:32 AM »
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2022, 11:16:27 AM »
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2022, 11:48:09 AM »
The obvious answer is Cardiel.
Maybe Templeton if it was a nude baptism.
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2022, 12:02:23 PM »
Don’t know but Hosoi is an assclown so he’s be second to last on my list after Andy Roy
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2022, 12:45:21 PM »
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2022, 01:28:16 PM »
Jordan Taylor ⛽⛽🔥
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Re: Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?
« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2022, 01:43:08 PM »
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This is the way

Quit sinning!!

I would make him do one of his sermons first, that would make him all fired up before the baptism.
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