Shits and showers, living in harmony

[BartHarleyJarvis]

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Look everyone, I'm aware that bidets exist. What you're doing is like if I made a thread that was about monster trucks and everyone started saying "Uh, just get a bicycle". I just wanna know how you guys wash your asses and if you have any crossover in those shit/shower times.

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A bidet is a shower for your asshole. Crabwalking into the shower to spray your ass is downright uncivilized.

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What of those who can't afford your fancy asshole shower? This is pure classism smdh

[funeral_tuxedo]

If I owned a bidet company I think doing the advertisements would be my favorite part. Maybe an Australian actor would pop up while people are pooping and he'd say "bidet, mate!"
Anyways, I think showering after shitting is awesome.

[3D X-Ray Vision]

What you're doing is like if I made a thread that was about monster trucks and everyone started saying "Uh, just get a bicycle". I just wanna know how you guys wash your asses

Sig'd

[Jowiththeflow]

Interesting. I make it a point to shit at work so I’m paid to shit. If I showered after every shit, my water bill would be out of control; I shit 3 times yesterday.

Why not do one better and just shit in the shower? Pop the drain up and go for it.

Just asked my wife: What's the past tense of "to shit", again? (non native english speakers here)

She looked at me with a mixture of curiosity and disgust and said: Are you on that skateboard forum again!?
 

[Mean salto]

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Interesting. I make it a point to shit at work so I’m paid to shit. If I showered after every shit, my water bill would be out of control; I shit 3 times yesterday.

Why not do one better and just shit in the shower? Pop the drain up and go for it.

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Just asked my wife: What's the past tense of "to shit", again? (non native english speakers here)

She looked at me with a mixture of curiosity and disgust and said: Are you on that skateboard forum again!?
 

It's "Shat" but shit also can work in most cases

[JANUS]

It’s wild how many times I’ve repeated this on a skateboard forum, but here we go again:

I will never understand North America’s aversion to the bidet.

[slappies]

It's 'cause we hate the French. Same reason I won't get a blood transfusion or learn how to read braille.

[Bunk Moreland]

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Interesting. I make it a point to shit at work so I’m paid to shit. If I showered after every shit, my water bill would be out of control; I shit 3 times yesterday.

Why not do one better and just shit in the shower? Pop the drain up and go for it.

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Just asked my wife: What's the past tense of "to shit", again? (non native english speakers here)

She looked at me with a mixture of curiosity and disgust and said: Are you on that skateboard forum again!?
 

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It's "Shat" but shit also can work in most cases

It should be “shitteded.”

[jakeumms]

I can't do both in sequence because flushing the toiler steals all the cold water from the apartment for the subsequent 3 minutes.

I had a long stretch as a pill head and was constipated the whole time, as it goes. When I quit and after my body re-regulated, I turned into a first thing in the morning pooper. I get up, walk to the coffee maker and by the time I am back at my desk, I gotta take care of biz. Not complaining at all; I'm cool with being regular.

[Sativa Lung]

I can't do both in sequence because flushing the toiler steals all the cold water from the apartment for the subsequent 3 minutes.

I had a long stretch as a pill head and was constipated the whole time, as it goes. When I quit and after my body re-regulated, I turned into a first thing in the morning pooper. I get up, walk to the coffee maker and by the time I am back at my desk, I gotta take care of biz. Not complaining at all; I'm cool with being regular.

Former oxy/smack head here. Every morning between 0350 and 0400 I do the same thing... Walk to the coffee maker, fill it up and turn it on, then walk straight to the shitter. Could set your watch to it.

[TheLowerBack]

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Bidets just don't have the brute strength and water pressue needed for what I do.

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My bidet attachment very nearly gives me an enema at a quarter turn. Pretty sure full blast would blow my cock off, thing is basically a water saw rebranded as an underseat bidet...

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I literally use my bidet to give me tiny enemas. Helps when you’re a little backed up or there’s a bit more up there you want to release.

I second all of this. I’ve definitely gone full throttle on accident and had water coming out of my mouth.

[Coastal Fever]

I’ve been taught to believe that if you hold your poop or pee it’ll wear down your ability to in old age, turning you into a sharty pissy mess.  So I always relieve myself asap wherever.  Preferably at work while getting paid to do so, cause you know, boss makes a dollar I make a dime… bidets are cool, I def use mine, but it’s a sharp and narrow stream, I feel a wider spray would be better to cleanse the inner cheeks.

[cucktard]

For those of you that need that extra “spic n’ span” vibe

[brycickle]

I’ve been taught to believe that if you hold your poop or pee it’ll wear down your ability to in old age, turning you into a sharty pissy mess.  So I always relieve myself asap wherever.  Preferably at work while getting paid to do so, cause you know, boss makes a dollar I make a dime… bidets are cool, I def use mine, but it’s a sharp and narrow stream, I feel a wider spray would be better to cleanse the inner cheeks.

As a paramedic, I can assure you that your ability to poop and pee does not diminish with old age. Your ability to control these functions however...

[Coastal Fever]

Haha yeah that’s what I meant sorry.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

So you guys are telling me yall just let the shit hit the water? You don't catch it in your hands first? Savages