I have a very fiery passion for both of these activities, and they typically go hand in hand. I'd like to use this topic to discuss how we go about our shits and showers.
I for one, after shitting, immediately get into the shower. I've got a detachable shower head so when I'm done the deed I hop in, squat down and blast. You may ask yourself, "Do you wipe first?" No, that would be redundant. This allows me to have an impeccably fresh asshole. So no, it isn't gross. It's beginning coincides with the start of covid when there was an international toilet paper shortage panic. I said fuck it and skipped it all together.
WARNING
This method does take some adjustments, it sounds simpler than it is. When I first started there were a few sloppy jobs in which the showerhead caught some strays that were later discovered by my girlfriend. This lead to a little heat on me. You gotta be careful, especially if you don't live alone.
So let's hear how you guys handle these, you a shit, wipe, shower? A shit right to shower?
God help me if you're a shower then shit...
Please keep this thread respectful and please do not do turn this into something distasteful or inappropriate!