'strange' things that you often do in life

[potpie]

i spit on my toilet paper if i dont have baby wipes 

[layzieyez]

i'll share something a co-worker did

i live in the city so my commute is about 1 hr to 1.5 hrs to suburban job

co-worker lives 20 mins away

i get there 6:30am and leave at 2:30-3 depending when im done, i always put in 8 hrs

salty af co-worker complains to my boss and i get a 'it was brought to my attention'.... blah blah i gotta time it perfectly to get here at 7 and leave at 3 - strange

dude has nothing better to do than tattle

he is the office next to me, how do i mess with this goof

slikk slikk

How handy are you at making stuff? Is there a good place to hide this? Are there video cameras at your work?

https://www.instructables.com/Miniature-Beeping-Circuit-Prank/

[Jebediah]

i spit on my toilet paper if i dont have baby wipes 

That reminds me of the time I had this pro bent over, and she was dry so I spit on my dick. She immediately stopped and complaining of bacteria grabbed a wet wipe and used it to clean off the condom before bending back over. She was deff lemon fresh between the legs after that.

[brent]

i like spitting on carpet(not in a person's house)

[DaveFuck]

i'll share something a co-worker did

i live in the city so my commute is about 1 hr to 1.5 hrs to suburban job

co-worker lives 20 mins away

i get there 6:30am and leave at 2:30-3 depending when im done, i always put in 8 hrs

salty af co-worker complains to my boss and i get a 'it was brought to my attention'.... blah blah i gotta time it perfectly to get here at 7 and leave at 3 - strange

dude has nothing better to do than tattle

he is the office next to me, how do i mess with this goof

slikk slikk

flip his computer screen, ctrl alt and an arrow key of your choice

[jewelrunner]

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i'll share something a co-worker did

i live in the city so my commute is about 1 hr to 1.5 hrs to suburban job

co-worker lives 20 mins away

i get there 6:30am and leave at 2:30-3 depending when im done, i always put in 8 hrs

salty af co-worker complains to my boss and i get a 'it was brought to my attention'.... blah blah i gotta time it perfectly to get here at 7 and leave at 3 - strange

dude has nothing better to do than tattle

he is the office next to me, how do i mess with this goof

slikk slikk

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flip his computer screen, ctrl alt and an arrow key of your choice

I used to this in school computers lol but it doesn't work anymore at least for me

[50mm]

When I'm asked about how I am feeling/enjoying things or how things are, I can't really every just be like great. I take the question serious and start assessing how I am feeling and usually can't give a clear non rambling answer.

[3D X-Ray Vision]

Tidying up and organizing things that do not need to be cleaned or rearranged. Excessive laundry- washing clothes that don't really need washing. OCD is a bitch

[ok boomer]

I beatbox/ hum tunes a lot
I do the DX Crotch chops to everything possible
I also westside everything that I see (likely been previously crotch chopped)
Re-write/ destroy lyrics to popular songs and sing them in public

[EdLawndale]

I like to flush the toilet while I'm still peeing and pee into the whirlpool and make, like, an opera-singing note.

[50mm]

Tidying up and organizing things that do not need to be cleaned or rearranged. Excessive laundry- washing clothes that don't really need washing. OCD is a bitch

That reminds me, counting to 12 or tapping or doing things 12 times. It's not a conscious thing, and I stop myself when I notice it. I developed ticks when I was younger but realized it could keep getting worse and forced myself to stop the behaviors. Only the 12 thing and weird tapping patterns when I'm not paying attention seem to linger.

[beandemon]

I like to flush the toilet while I'm still peeing and pee into the whirlpool and make, like, an opera-singing note.

Timing is everything. Pee outlasting the maelstrom brings deep regret.

[pugmaster]

I do the DX Crotch chops to everything possible
I also westside everything that I see (likely been previously crotch chopped)

Dear God... are you... me?

[Buttfart Rapedick]

I don't know if this counts but I compulsively blow snot rockets when I skate.

If I don't shower for like 2 weeks my balls start to smell like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[jewelrunner]

I don't know if this counts but I compulsively blow snot rockets when I skate.

If I don't shower for like 2 weeks my balls start to smell like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Wow 2 weeks? The longest I have gone through without a shower were 6 days and I couldn't take it anymore

Let's see who holds the record

[Slikk]

How handy are you at making stuff? Is there a good place to hide this? Are there video cameras at your work?

https://www.instructables.com/Miniature-Beeping-Circuit-Prank/

update:

purchased fart spray

plan to periodically spray his chair, under his desk, soak some paper towels in the liquid and stuff them in his ceiling tiles, spray it on surfaces about face level

no cameras and im typically first to arrive

will report back

slikk slikk

[jewelrunner]

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How handy are you at making stuff? Is there a good place to hide this? Are there video cameras at your work?

https://www.instructables.com/Miniature-Beeping-Circuit-Prank/

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update:

purchased fart spray

plan to periodically spray his chair, under his desk, soak some paper towels in the liquid and stuff them in his ceiling tiles, spray it on surfaces about face level

no cameras and im typically first to arrive

will report back

slikk slikk

Ohh shit that's a good one! How bad is the smell?

Maybe spray sometimes when he passes by so people think it's actually him farting lol

[somefucker]

I don't know if this counts but I compulsively blow snot rockets when I skate.

If I don't shower for like 2 weeks my balls start to smell like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

how do you not get dandruff

[brycickle]

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I don't know if this counts but I compulsively blow snot rockets when I skate.

If I don't shower for like 2 weeks my balls start to smell like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Wow 2 weeks? The longest I have gone through without a shower were 6 days and I couldn't take it anymore

Let's see who holds the record

I did wildland fire for a few years. I would regularly go for an entire 2 week assignment without showering. Thats 2 weeks of working hard labor in the sun without a shower. It got a bit ripe.

Also related, one of the guys I used to work with in the forest told me that one time after the season was over, he was talking to some girls at a bar and he inadvertently blew a snot rocket. Just completely forgot that he wasn't in the middle of nowhere with 20 other dudes.