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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2022, 09:02:35 AM »
skaters over 40 of 31 inch gap, on cab's ex's dms
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2022, 09:11:54 AM »
a tragic

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2022, 09:13:03 AM »
the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2022, 09:13:32 AM »
Here's to finding a new 28 year old (who acts like a 38 year old).
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2022, 09:16:33 AM »
Here's to finding a new 28 year old (who acts like a 38 year old).

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2022, 09:35:43 AM »
the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end

Why you gotta trigger my PTSD like that?
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2022, 09:43:16 AM »
did a half cab over his heart

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2022, 09:44:57 AM »
You just hate to see it.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2022, 09:45:09 AM »
i thought he finally found his better half cab :'(

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2022, 10:02:22 AM »
the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end

I'd like to know about this, if someone would kindly oblige me.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2022, 10:08:18 AM »
"Live, Laugh, Love" type post.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2022, 10:10:02 AM »
It's sick that Cab posts the same way my mom does on Facebook.
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2022, 10:16:11 AM »

Is that a subliminal pube tree??

Cab is actually a huge Twin Peaks fan. There is a deeper meaning to this.


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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2022, 10:23:29 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdblX9QvGjR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Posts like a 13 year old girl.

It's beyond cringe.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2022, 10:26:46 AM »
She's been totally removed from his IG. its official.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2022, 10:29:48 AM »
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the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end
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I'd like to know about this, if someone would kindly oblige me.

he brought her up on stage to play bass with his band and he made a point to go over and smooch her while they were both playing their instruments

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2022, 10:43:05 AM »
Ren of Vans

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2022, 10:53:31 AM »
this is so sad :í(
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2022, 10:57:19 AM »
I could see him on christianmingle.com.
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2022, 10:59:18 AM »

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2022, 11:00:22 AM »
From the post about lack of trust one can only assume that the entire relationship was just a ruse to steal all of Cab's cabbie hats and sell them on Ebay for exorbitant amounts of money to people who skated for two years in the 80s. Young girl with an older guy like that is obviously a Cab cabbie digger.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2022, 11:00:58 AM »
I know Cab made this one easy, but yíall sound like some Bachelor watching mofoís.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2022, 11:02:14 AM »
Letís go get Cokes

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2022, 11:05:19 AM »
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the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end
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I'd like to know about this, if someone would kindly oblige me.
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he brought her up on stage to play bass with his band and he made a point to go over and smooch her while they were both playing their instruments
Scrubbed through their set at Tampa Pro that recently hit YT and didnt see this. I'm feeling drawn to the carnage like a car wreck...

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2022, 11:16:16 AM »

Cab is actually a huge Twin Peaks fan. There is a deeper meaning to this.



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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2022, 11:16:36 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdblX9QvGjR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Posts like a 13 year old girl.

It's beyond cringe.

Like lol what did you think dude? You had a temporary unusual stroke of luck.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2022, 11:19:49 AM »
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