Cab of girlfriend

[rocklobster]

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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape

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same age cohort as Cab?

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Hard to tell without talking to the guy, but I’d guess a few years younger

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Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.

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This shit has to be made up.   

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100% serious. She still had a cab board. He had a Zero with that funny griptape, some Fallens, and full pads. I found Steve’s new arch-nemesis and all I had to do was go to the skatepark across the st from my house

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This is a movie I'd watch. At the end they have to engage in a duel on who can get the biggest air out of a kicker ramp and the winner gets the chill coder girl.

Cab and the new boyfriend compete in a ramp skateboarding contest complete with a training montage set to pounding 80s synth dance rock. But they become friends by the end of the contest because the fullest cabs are the friends we make along the way.

[Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman]

'That move you do, "The Swirl"? My ex had the same move but he called it a "full cab"'

Is there a knuckle involved?

[pro club blanks]

I can see a cab biopic coming out and him being super insistent on playing his teenage self, on some "theres only one man fit to play teenage steve caballero" shit



















And then him coming out like

[stets]

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Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.

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This shit has to be made up.   

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100% serious. She still had a cab board. He had a Zero with that funny griptape, some Fallens, and full pads. I found Steve’s new arch-nemesis and all I had to do was go to the skatepark across the st from my house

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This is a movie I'd watch. At the end they have to engage in a duel on who can get the biggest air out of a kicker ramp and the winner gets the chill coder girl.

[close]

Cab and the new boyfriend compete in a ramp skateboarding contest complete with a training montage set to pounding 80s synth dance rock. But they become friends by the end of the contest because the fullest cabs are the friends we make along the way.

God I wish I could gnar you for this! Needed this laugh today

[tom]

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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape

[close]

same age cohort as Cab?

[close]

Hard to tell without talking to the guy, but I’d guess a few years younger

[close]

Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.

[close]

This shit has to be made up.   

[close]

100% serious. She still had a cab board. He had a Zero with that funny griptape, some Fallens, and full pads. I found Steve’s new arch-nemesis and all I had to do was go to the skatepark across the st from my house

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Please tell me she was wearing half Cabs

authentics or eras with leather pants

[quackquack]

I can see a cab biopic coming out and him being super insistent on playing his teenage self, on some "theres only one man fit to play teenage steve caballero" shit



















And then him coming out like

[CossRooper]

dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning

im not even that old but somehow i know this is true

godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.

[thingsthingsthings]

She learned her lesson. You never go full cab.

[alex]

I can see a cab biopic coming out and him being super insistent on playing his teenage self, on some "theres only one man fit to play teenage steve caballero" shit



















And then him coming out like

Jimminy jillickers Stacy peralta!

[mamba]

as someone who didn’t grow up during his peak, cab is so cringe

[versacekid420]

i wonder what he’s working with. is cab slinging a sledge or a rubber mallet

[rocklobster]

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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape

[close]

same age cohort as Cab?

[close]

Hard to tell without talking to the guy, but I’d guess a few years younger

[close]

Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.

[close]

This shit has to be made up.   

[close]

100% serious. She still had a cab board. He had a Zero with that funny griptape, some Fallens, and full pads. I found Steve’s new arch-nemesis and all I had to do was go to the skatepark across the st from my house

[close]

Please tell me she was wearing half Cabs

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authentics or eras with leather pants

Vans Half Cabs with a Powell Peralta Cab Flight deck - the audacity...

[rukes]

I guess Cab is still sending her boxes, in the hope he might get that box back.

[WavyDavy]

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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning

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im not even that old but somehow i know this is true

godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.

Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/

Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/

[Paul Cicero]

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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning

[close]

im not even that old but somehow i know this is true

godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.

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Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/

Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/

LOL - The fucking pasta pic with the plain piece of bread hahahahaha.. I actually think he may be on the spectrum, maybe we shouldn’t laugh..

[stevedave]

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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning

[close]

im not even that old but somehow i know this is true

godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.

[close]

Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/

Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/

mawfugga made a Cab Salad dragon board.  all of a sudden Neen's salmon IG seems like it should be on the Food Network.
 
edit: it's an ACTUAL salad at Pizzanista!!!

[Nosferatu]

My man throws avo on every dish. Respect.

[MOE SYZLAK]

i wonder what he’s working with. is cab slinging a sledge or a rubber mallet

Either way I’m sure it’s crooked just beneath the head

[djoekr]

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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning

[close]

im not even that old but somehow i know this is true

godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.

[close]

Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/

Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/

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mawfugga made a Cab Salad dragon board.  all of a sudden Neen's salmon IG seems like it should be on the Food Network.
 
edit: it's an ACTUAL salad at Pizzanista!!!

You can even order it in half/full cab size.

[quackquack]

Man, ya'll are being so mean.

He's just a grown man who constantly brags about his amazing food and rides toys on Easter Sunday to celebrate the return of Christ. It's not like he'd been bragging about his hot-young-thing on social media like a sixth-grader.

[ChuckRamone]

time for a bones brigade reunion if you know what I mean

[Bunk Moreland]

[IpathCats]

You guys need to be nice, they're going through a lot right now, it's never easy losing someone you considered to be your other half...cab.

[Snappyfingers]

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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning

[close]

im not even that old but somehow i know this is true

godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.

[close]

Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/

Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/

Cab has a pro model hot sauce, as do Jason Jessee and Andy Roy from the same company.

[Fat Tire]

A man who prefers to skate half of his shoe also prefers to date girls half his age - it checks out

[SatanicPanic]

Did a half cab on their relationship- a 180 on her interest and now he’s saying she’s a fakie

[dr.prestige]

Cab on friendzone

[manysnakes]

Cab on friendzone

Brutal

[Donkey Lips]

All those years taking slams in bowls and he gets killed in an IG story. RIP.

[quackquack]

**bikes sadly**