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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2022, 11:22:35 AM »
From the post about lack of trust one can only assume that the entire relationship was just a ruse to steal all of Cab's cabbie hats and sell them on Ebay for exorbitant amounts of money to people who skated for two years in the 80s. Young girl with an older guy like that is obviously a Cab cabbie digger.

It's like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods, so they can take your binoculars.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2022, 11:31:56 AM »
Steve Cab 4 Cutie

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2022, 11:36:00 AM »
Never saw that coming

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2022, 11:39:37 AM »
He's gonna have a new chick in no time with that sick head of blonde hair he's rocking now.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2022, 11:40:13 AM »
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CdblX9QvGjR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Posts like a 13 year old girl.

It's beyond cringe.
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Like lol what did you think dude? You had a temporary unusual stroke of luck.

Right? If I find myself single and hooking up with 20-somethings when I'm fifty, I will consider myself lucky but not assume that she's looking to spend the rest of her (really, my) life with someone older than her dad.
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2022, 11:45:26 AM »
^ her dad isn't hooking up Half Cabs, doe

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2022, 12:00:03 PM »

“Babe you’re like a jump ramp,  not like one of those little plastic ones, a full on 80s wooden one like we used in Public Domain …”

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2022, 12:04:14 PM »
Sounds like he's taking it in stride. A real "Cab's not half empty, it's half full" sorta guy.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2022, 12:05:42 PM »
This nigga is 50+ posting this shit, ego is a mother fucker.

What the fuck did he expect he doesnt even have a neck for her to kiss.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2022, 12:24:12 PM »
I love Cab, but he needs therapy, not a girlfriend. 

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2022, 12:27:00 PM »
this is pure speculation based on some of the comments and replies by Cab. theres comments about not being equally yoked, as in yoked to god. So with all the stuff happening right now in the USA regarding womens right to choose, coupled with Cabs religious extremism, Maybe there is a difference of ideals that caused a fall out. IDK im probably over thinking it and they just didnt match, but I really would like to know if Cabs born again ass supports women or if hes a pro-life yahoo. Hosoi too, I really want to know where these skate preachers stand on the issue because ill burn my half cabs and fedora right now if they are for banning abortion.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2022, 12:45:14 PM »
sorry Cab :(
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2022, 12:46:06 PM »
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“Babe you’re like a jump ramp,  not like one of those little plastic ones, a full on 80s wooden one like we used in Public Domain …”

"Wanna see the bricks underneath?"

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2022, 12:47:57 PM »
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2022, 12:57:24 PM »
Time to shoot my shot

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2022, 01:12:55 PM »
Time to shoot my shot

You too could get to make out with cab on stage.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2022, 01:18:50 PM »
The lack of the first “ (lack of symmetry) pisses me off equally as his lack of a reality check as a 40+ yo.

Never meet your heroes without having the need to actually meet your heroes to draw your conclusions kinda vibe.

Not being that serious while typing this, but still.

Edit: damn just realised from a comment that he’s 50+.
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video tape yourself saving monks. dont just do it. make sure its caught on film.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2022, 01:30:29 PM »
This nigga is 50+ posting this shit, ego is a mother fucker.

What the fuck did he expect he doesnt even have a neck for her to kiss.

speaking of his ego, check out his "children's" book:

https://hecreative.com/product/a-kid-called-cab/

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2022, 02:08:59 PM »
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This nigga is 50+ posting this shit, ego is a mother fucker.

What the fuck did he expect he doesnt even have a neck for her to kiss.
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speaking of his ego, check out his "children's" book:

https://hecreative.com/product/a-kid-called-cab/

Shit reminds me of right wing kids books




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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2022, 02:23:39 PM »
speaking of his ego, check out his "children's" book:

https://hecreative.com/product/a-kid-called-cab/

It's bad, but that Vans ad disguised as an illustration for a children's book in particular is one hell of a new low.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2022, 02:28:20 PM »


jfc

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2022, 02:32:36 PM »


jfc

I grew up playing tony hawk and am struggling to remember when he was in a videogame.
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2022, 02:32:58 PM »
I could see him on christianmingle.com.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2022, 02:33:45 PM »
i knew some thing was off when he stopped posting the drip

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2022, 02:35:58 PM »
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jfc
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I grew up playing tony hawk and am struggling to remember when he was in a videogame.


He was in the THPS games for sure.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2022, 02:36:17 PM »
can someone please give me a rundown of what the whole story is

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2022, 02:37:01 PM »


jfc
Skater of the century? Lol. Did he write that himself?

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2022, 02:42:03 PM »
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jfc
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I grew up playing tony hawk and am struggling to remember when he was in a videogame.
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He was in the THPS games for sure.

ah he was in 2, I only ever rented that one at blockbuster. still, who the hell wanted to play as him?
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2022, 02:51:21 PM »
can someone please give me a rundown of what the whole story is

Tried to be a Steve and wound up looking like an Alex.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #59 on: May 12, 2022, 02:51:39 PM »
Poor cab. I will pray to my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May he be knuckle deep in somebody 20 years his junior asap.