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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2022, 07:53:39 AM »
On a more serious note, I hope Cab finds a chill girl that is down to smooch on stage.
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #91 on: May 13, 2022, 07:57:26 AM »
I don't use Instagram, can someone tell me if he posted a blank girlfriend with a caption about how he's looking forward to the future?

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #92 on: May 13, 2022, 07:58:16 AM »
And the worst part is, that little girl kissing and playing guitar on the stage up there, that’s somebody’s daughter.
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #93 on: May 13, 2022, 07:58:42 AM »
Not surprised. There’s no way he was hitting it right at his advanced age

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #94 on: May 13, 2022, 08:00:59 AM »
you guys are mean leave the lil fella alone he's had enough

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #95 on: May 13, 2022, 08:10:03 AM »
On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.

That’s a common mistake people do.

A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.

Are you LK130?

I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
 
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #96 on: May 13, 2022, 08:14:55 AM »
No I’m not him. It means what I wrote.

No hablo ingles. Come back at me when you can speak 5 languages as shitty as this.
Sorry if I came here and spoke bad English Alastair darling. 

Damn man. We're just having a giggle about Cab's gf chucking butt at some side guys after dark, and you gotta bring the mood down with your serious note.

Haha yeah my bad. Soz.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #97 on: May 13, 2022, 08:31:45 AM »
dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #98 on: May 13, 2022, 08:46:44 AM »
You think she quit Cab for Tyshawn and Nak’s new thing?

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #99 on: May 13, 2022, 10:17:04 AM »
I could see her on......never mind I'll get my coat

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #100 on: May 13, 2022, 10:19:16 AM »
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.

That’s a common mistake people do.

A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
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Are you LK130?

I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
 
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
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i thought his comment was pretty easy to read and i didn't have any trouble "deciphering" the quote you highlighted. maybe you just aren't as sharp as you thought

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #101 on: May 13, 2022, 10:44:04 AM »
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.

That’s a common mistake people do.

A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
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Are you LK130?

I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
 
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
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i thought his comment was pretty easy to read and i didn't have any trouble "deciphering" the quote you highlighted. maybe you just aren't as sharp as you thought

Punctuation can make a world of difference.

I’m glad you’re amazing at reading butchered English.

Excuse me while I go cry in a corner

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #102 on: May 13, 2022, 10:46:40 AM »
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.

That’s a common mistake people do.

A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
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Are you LK130?

I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
 
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
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i thought his comment was pretty easy to read and i didn't have any trouble "deciphering" the quote you highlighted. maybe you just aren't as sharp as you thought
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Punctuation can make a world of difference.

I’m glad your amazing at reading butchered English.
too easy

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #103 on: May 13, 2022, 10:47:15 AM »
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.

That’s a common mistake people do.

A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
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Are you LK130?

I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
 
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
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i thought his comment was pretty easy to read and i didn't have any trouble "deciphering" the quote you highlighted. maybe you just aren't as sharp as you thought
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Punctuation can make a world of difference.

I’m glad your amazing at reading butchered English.
this makes no sense and i have no idea what you are trying to say

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #104 on: May 13, 2022, 10:49:13 AM »
Whatever.

That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #105 on: May 13, 2022, 10:54:35 AM »
Low key cab did the underwear pic before daveed

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #106 on: May 13, 2022, 11:37:53 AM »
Cab on looking for chill girl

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #108 on: May 13, 2022, 12:58:27 PM »
keep that head up and that neck straight !

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #109 on: May 13, 2022, 01:07:37 PM »
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #110 on: May 13, 2022, 01:53:23 PM »

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #112 on: May 13, 2022, 01:59:24 PM »
Whatever.

That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.


it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #113 on: May 13, 2022, 02:14:37 PM »
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Whatever.

That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
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it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say

That’s because “you are a person way younger than me can think way better than me and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.”

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #114 on: May 13, 2022, 02:19:01 PM »
Nobody likes you Alastair.

Stick your ass in a stargate and teleport yourself to some aristocratic Dublin tea spot where you can discuss James Joyce or some bullshit. All in top notch English spoken by white caucasians.
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #115 on: May 13, 2022, 02:21:55 PM »
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Whatever.

That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
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it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say
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That’s because “you are a person way younger than me can think way better than me and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.”

Back of, Warchild. Seriously.

We're not here to make fun of each other, we're here to mercilessly make fun of a 57-year-old man who just got his heart broken by a 28 year old, got it?
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #116 on: May 13, 2022, 02:31:45 PM »
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Whatever.

That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
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it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say
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That’s because “you are a person way younger than me can think way better than me and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.”

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Remember when this dork got banned for having a shitfit about Uncle Flea's basic existence and wouldn't stop hurling insults at him?
 

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #117 on: May 13, 2022, 02:35:50 PM »
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Whatever.

That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
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it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say
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That’s because “you are a person way younger than me can think way better than me and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.”
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 ^
Remember when this dork got banned for having a shitfit about Uncle Flea's basic existence and wouldn't stop hurling insults at him?

Yep, what a sad, small individual HeavyandExpensive is. 

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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #118 on: May 13, 2022, 03:59:49 PM »
So, is Steve at the right age to be calling this one into Delilah?
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Re: Cab of girlfriend
« Reply #119 on: May 13, 2022, 04:25:24 PM »
He should start handing vans and powell stickers out in hotel lobbies