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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #120 on: May 14, 2022, 01:15:41 AM »
Came in on page four, and now this is about animals..
I grew up in a farm. We had cows. Iíve got no idea if Iím contributing to the conversation..

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #121 on: May 14, 2022, 01:54:04 AM »
We have foxes and badgers in our backyard. Love the badgers, hate the foxes. They steal our shoes!

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #122 on: May 14, 2022, 03:31:55 AM »
I live in the suburban woods of South Central Texas and while the roadrunner is gone there's still the falcons, owls, cardinals, woodPeckers, barnSwallows, bats etc if you step out the door and that's just birds bro
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #123 on: May 14, 2022, 03:40:48 AM »
I live in the suburban woods of South Central Texas and while the roadrunner is gone there's still the falcons, owls, cardinals, woodPeckers, barnSwallows, bats etc if you step out the door and that's just birds bro

Bats are my favorite birds.
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #124 on: May 14, 2022, 03:52:15 AM »
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #125 on: May 14, 2022, 04:15:41 AM »
seen a black leopard/panther in england. definately once, possibly twice loads were released in mid 70s when there was a huge license made or illegal to keep them or something.  people say its bullshit but they get seen quite often

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #126 on: May 14, 2022, 04:26:26 AM »
Saw a tanuki in our yard the other day, he looked a little bit frazzled.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #127 on: May 14, 2022, 04:35:40 AM »
I walked a lil too close to a panther in the Ocala national Forrest, homie had to have been like 80 lbs, had me shotgun to scare it off. Lizards fuck everywhere you look in Florida.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #128 on: May 14, 2022, 04:49:28 AM »
Animals are cool as fuck. Certainly cooler than skateboarding.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #129 on: May 14, 2022, 05:32:26 AM »
Spotted this lurker on the way home from work one night.


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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #130 on: May 14, 2022, 05:34:39 AM »
seen a black leopard/panther in england. definately once, possibly twice loads were released in mid 70s when there was a huge license made or illegal to keep them or something.  people say its bullshit but they get seen quite often
I fukn love this shit. Right near where I live in Aus there an urban legend of the Blue mountains panther tons of people claim to have seen. There was a wildlife park that shut in the early 90s that did actually lose a few animals but they never even had Panthers. Also a travelling circus lost some lions or tigers in the early - mid 90s but once again no Panthers and they caught them all anyway. People do find dead sheep etc up trees tho but it's probably just some wierdo. Best detail is when dummies claim to of seen it they describe a Blue mountain panther. The panther itself would be a regular panther and the location is the Blue mountains. It's not a Blue mountain panther

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #131 on: May 14, 2022, 06:31:06 AM »
When I lived in Canmore I used to see loads of bears,elk, deer, wolves, mountain lions, mountain goats was crazy. Plus all the birds of prey.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #132 on: May 14, 2022, 06:38:16 AM »
There was stories about the Lithgow panther being an escaped mascot for a visiting  U.S airforce unit that was based in the area, largely debunked I think. Cool stories though.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #133 on: May 14, 2022, 07:03:14 AM »
sugar gliders are defintley sus

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #134 on: May 14, 2022, 07:40:50 AM »
Saw a tanuki in our yard the other day, he looked a little bit frazzled.
Yooo. I love tanukis.
How big were them balls tho?

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #135 on: May 14, 2022, 07:49:24 AM »
Nothing crazy in my yard- some little finch type dudes, blue jays, humming birds and two squirrels.
The one squirrel is very fat and stupid, always falling out of trees and shit. He too big and uncoordinated to walk on the power line and ends up upside down mission impossible style.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #136 on: May 14, 2022, 08:30:36 AM »
seen a black leopard/panther in england. definately once, possibly twice loads were released in mid 70s when there was a huge license made or illegal to keep them or something.  people say its bullshit but they get seen quite often

Im about to spend my whole weekend reading about this shit now. Thanks
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #137 on: May 14, 2022, 10:03:24 AM »
Squirrels out in front of the house. Rats in front of the work. Once i was walking through the city and saw a white cat scamper into an English basement. When I got to the place, I pointed in and said "LOOK AT THAT CAT". At that point, an opposum jumped out, scared the shit out of me, and scampered down the street.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #138 on: May 14, 2022, 10:22:26 AM »
Used to have a bird feeder right by a window at a cabin growing up and every night there'd be a flying squirrel and it would indeed just fly off when done

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #139 on: May 14, 2022, 10:42:20 AM »
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don't forget to use code: "KADER420" to get 15% off the new Supreme fornite skin
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Camping out overnight for a Supreme Foreskin
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I read that as foreskin too.

Sugar Glider Foreskin skateboards would be cool


Turns out they have a double dong for the femaleís two vaginas

Learn more here
https://www.awesomepossumgliders.com/anatomy.html
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That seems very practical, as i wouldnít know what to do if i ever meet a female with two vaginas.
What is the proper approach?
- focusing on one of the two?
- go for on and then for the other after a while?
- change regularly, but if so when? After a few pumps or after like 5 minutes?
- use the dick in the lower one and hand for the top one? But what if they are next to each other?

Iím not gonna lie I paid for an only fans for a month cause this girl had two vaginas and I was like well this I gotta see. She was pregnant at the time. She had an ama on Reddit a few years back. She was an escort for a time and basically used one for Johnís and the other for her partner . It was an interesting read .
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #140 on: May 14, 2022, 11:20:56 AM »
Warm Up Zone. Let's watch some skateboarding videos.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #141 on: May 14, 2022, 11:31:44 AM »
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Saw a tanuki in our yard the other day, he looked a little bit frazzled.
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Yooo. I love tanukis.
How big were them balls tho?

Parachute scrotums for the win!

I see chipmunks all the time by me, saw a mink last year by a river for the first time. That was dope. I also see porcupines often which are not to be fucked with.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #142 on: May 14, 2022, 11:42:02 AM »
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don't forget to use code: "KADER420" to get 15% off the new Supreme fornite skin
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Camping out overnight for a Supreme Foreskin
[close]

I read that as foreskin too.

Sugar Glider Foreskin skateboards would be cool


Turns out they have a double dong for the femaleís two vaginas

Learn more here
https://www.awesomepossumgliders.com/anatomy.html

Iím sure this was most peopleís first impression, but it looks kinda like a profile of a young Simba from the Lion King shooting a laser beam out from his nose.
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #143 on: May 14, 2022, 12:18:41 PM »
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don't forget to use code: "KADER420" to get 15% off the new Supreme fornite skin
[close]
Camping out overnight for a Supreme Foreskin
[close]

I read that as foreskin too.

Sugar Glider Foreskin skateboards would be cool


Turns out they have a double dong for the femaleís two vaginas

Learn more here
https://www.awesomepossumgliders.com/anatomy.html
[close]

That seems very practical, as i wouldnít know what to do if i ever meet a female with two vaginas.
What is the proper approach?
- focusing on one of the two?
- go for on and then for the other after a while?
- change regularly, but if so when? After a few pumps or after like 5 minutes?
- use the dick in the lower one and hand for the top one? But what if they are next to each other?
[close]

Iím not gonna lie I paid for an only fans for a month cause this girl had two vaginas and I was like well this I gotta see. She was pregnant at the time. She had an ama on Reddit a few years back. She was an escort for a time and basically used one for Johnís and the other for her partner . It was an interesting read .

Kader Thread coud not get any better!
Our whole block have a huge shared backyard with
100 years old trees full of birds, Squirrels and bats at night.
Im 3min walk distance is a Park with a River - sometimes I see kingfisherís and Biber, then there is a lake with a huge heron - you can see daily.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #144 on: May 14, 2022, 12:38:28 PM »
Damn yíall got me wanting to document all my local animals now. Iíma go do mushrooms at the beach tomorrow and look at dolphins.
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #145 on: May 14, 2022, 01:18:23 PM »
A skateboard company with the name creature should feature more animals

Its alright if youre into like weird grody skeletons or whatever but to me thats a missed opportunity and flagrant false advertising

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #146 on: May 14, 2022, 01:42:42 PM »
A few summers ago I was chilling on the deck in my backyard and saw what appeared to be a hummingbird, which was strange on it's own because I've never seen a hummingbird in the city, much less my backyard. (I live in a city in the middle of the Canadian prairies.) I got out my phone to film it and as I zoomed in I noticed that it looked fuzzy instead of feathered and had antenna. But it was flying and moving and feeding off the flowers in my apple tree the exact same way a hummingbird would. After it flew I away I started doing some research and found out there's a few different species of "hummingbird moths" that look like hummingbirds and act as hummingbirds but they're fucking moths!



I've told lots of friends, including nature people and a couple bird specialists and none of them had ever heard of this creature. I still trip out on the fact that one summer afternoon in my own small yard in the middle of the city I discovered a creature that I didn't even know existed that is a different species than a hummingbird but somehow took the exact same evolutionary path and became almost the same creature. Nature is fucking cool man.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #147 on: May 14, 2022, 01:56:55 PM »
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Down for exotic small animal skateboards
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It's weird to think of these as 'exotic' - there's a family of them in my front yard.

But I fully support Kader and his crowd sourced marsupial skateboard brand.
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Where do you live that has sugar gliders?  Man america got trash small mammals. You go  to England and they just got hedgehogs running around being adorable and wild hamsters up in Northern Europe. And we get lame ass gray squirrels.
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Australia - my backyard is acres of old growth trees as part of a conservation area, so thereís heaps of critters. Over 100 birds observed, snakes, echidnas, wallabies, kangaroos, antechinus, possums, all kinds of stuff.

No panthers / big cats although some of the looser locals claim to have seen them.

Animals are way better than humans and Iím happy to share my veggie garden with the local wallabies who are real foodies, they love to test how everything tastes.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #148 on: May 14, 2022, 02:13:37 PM »
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Down for exotic small animal skateboards
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It's weird to think of these as 'exotic' - there's a family of them in my front yard.

But I fully support Kader and his crowd sourced marsupial skateboard brand.
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Where do you live that has sugar gliders?  Man america got trash small mammals. You go  to England and they just got hedgehogs running around being adorable and wild hamsters up in Northern Europe. And we get lame ass gray squirrels.
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Australia - my backyard is acres of old growth trees as part of a conservation area, so thereís heaps of critters. Over 100 birds observed, snakes, echidnas, wallabies, kangaroos, antechinus, possums, all kinds of stuff.

No panthers / big cats although some of the looser locals claim to have seen them.

Animals are way better than humans and Iím happy to share my veggie garden with the local wallabies who are real foodies, they love to test how everything tastes.
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If Iím ever in Australia Iím hitting you up. Iíll bring a six pack and some steaks if I can I just sit out  back and watch all the animals with you. Sounds so cool .
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #149 on: May 14, 2022, 02:33:14 PM »
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I live in the suburban woods of South Central Texas and while the roadrunner is gone there's still the falcons, owls, cardinals, woodPeckers, barnSwallows, bats etc if you step out the door and that's just birds bro
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Bats are my favorite birds.

I was looking at bat houses on Amazon just yesterday. Didnít pull the trigger yet because Iím not sure if the trees in my yard would support it or if my dogs would scare them away so Iím still kicking the idea around in my head.