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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2022, 09:45:12 AM »
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Who knows. We'll see. lol  To have a young superstar ego again...Ah, Good times. Good luck Kader. 8) If you have to ask for graphics... yikes.
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Is kombucha actually good for you or are they lying, I been drinking one a day but IDK if its like one of those fake healthy things


If you make it yourself (would not recommend) or can find a plain one. It helped me when I was having gut issues.

Now it's more of a $3+ habit for Kevita who is now owned by Pepsi. You can not tell me its the same as it was before they took over. It would take me all day to drink one. Now it takes 10mins or less. 
 
All the other brands I'd get are no longer around or have wild ass flavors. >:(   
 I like the carbonation. I stick to the gingers. Can't do carbonated water for some reason or I'll balloon up like a 2015 Bam Margera.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #91 on: May 13, 2022, 09:51:47 AM »

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #92 on: May 13, 2022, 09:52:31 AM »

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #93 on: May 13, 2022, 09:54:57 AM »

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #94 on: May 13, 2022, 09:56:41 AM »
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brand =/ deck company

am i missing something? who's to say he's not making a clothing company?

that said,

sponsor hop not loyal just a kid hes old enough hes fried he'll grow out of it outta the blue accusation of racism tone being misread he has a great kickflip though sponsor list


did i cover the general direction this thread will go?
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agreed. the first pic just said "brand", the other ones say "board brand".
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Why would he start at clothing brand if he's getting paid for being on Supreme?

why would he start a board company if he's getting paid for being on baker?


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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #95 on: May 13, 2022, 09:58:30 AM »
don't forget to use code: "KADER420" to get 15% off the new Supreme fornite skin
oh my god iím not fucking racist iím not homophobic iím not transphobic

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #96 on: May 13, 2022, 11:24:07 AM »
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Down for exotic small animal skateboards
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It's weird to think of these as 'exotic' - there's a family of them in my front yard.

But I fully support Kader and his crowd sourced marsupial skateboard brand.
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Where do you live that has sugar gliders?  Man america got trash small mammals. You go  to England and they just got hedgehogs running around being adorable and wild hamsters up in Northern Europe. And we get lame ass gray squirrels.
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Squirrels suck but I have an armadillo in my backyard. Itís a sweetheart.
damn, i would love having sugar gliders hanging around where i live. we do have cats, wild boars and obese hedgehogs from all the cat feeding ladies

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #97 on: May 13, 2022, 11:31:21 AM »
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Down for exotic small animal skateboards
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It's weird to think of these as 'exotic' - there's a family of them in my front yard.

But I fully support Kader and his crowd sourced marsupial skateboard brand.
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Where do you live that has sugar gliders?  Man america got trash small mammals. You go  to England and they just got hedgehogs running around being adorable and wild hamsters up in Northern Europe. And we get lame ass gray squirrels.
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Squirrels suck but I have an armadillo in my backyard. Itís a sweetheart.

I was thinking about armadillos while typing that. I wish i had armadillos in SoCal . I saw a wild one once at summer camp in Texas and it was dope. Just wandered into our little fire pit circle looked around like wassup and skittered off into the night.  I have this one friendly squirrel That lives in a tree In my building but I havenít seen him in a minute, heís Ight tho I give him pumpkin seeds and he gives me little daps.
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #98 on: May 13, 2022, 11:39:01 AM »
I have lots of wildlife in my area. Including

-possum that lives in my backyard tree that I saw with like 5 babies a few months ago.
-Black Racer snake lives under my shed/backyard.
-There is one bird that enjoys being perched on the rear view mirror of my car
-Raccoons
-Multiple feral cats that we have named Hook, Cleo, Getoz, Penguin, and others.

- I was trying to catch a rabbit the other day that actually was wearing a collar. So weird. Lost pet rabbit.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #99 on: May 13, 2022, 11:52:33 AM »
Kader trying to turn himself into the next Jereme Rogers

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #100 on: May 13, 2022, 12:17:56 PM »
don't forget to use code: "KADER420" to get 15% off the new Supreme fornite skin
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #101 on: May 13, 2022, 12:27:10 PM »

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #102 on: May 13, 2022, 12:29:22 PM »


Habitat confirmned?


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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #103 on: May 13, 2022, 12:45:19 PM »
one time i was sitting in my backyard and i looked up and there was a possum in a branch like two feet above my head...it was dope

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #104 on: May 13, 2022, 12:56:47 PM »

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #105 on: May 13, 2022, 01:00:36 PM »
People saying the US has shitty animals has never been to the rural south. We have snakes (venomous and non-venomous), armadillos, raccoons, possums, rabbits, and all sorts of shit.
Just the other day my partner found a rather large Copperhead snake in my backyard. Scary as fuck to know it's there, but still a sight to behold. Had a pretty large armadillo on my porch around September of last year; went outside to have a smoke and just saw him scurrying off into the woods, but still cool to see. Raccoons are little menaces, but I love 'em. Still gotta keep my trash can locked down in case they come scavenging.
Oh, and I see the occasional bats flying around the back 3 acres of my property. Can't identify them as they're way too far away to do so, but they're definitely bats.
This thread makes me feel like I just came across two Juggalos fucking in an alley.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #106 on: May 13, 2022, 01:11:26 PM »
People saying the US has shitty animals has never been to the rural south. We have snakes (venomous and non-venomous), armadillos, raccoons, possums, rabbits, and all sorts of shit.
Just the other day my partner found a rather large Copperhead snake in my backyard. Scary as fuck to know it's there, but still a sight to behold. Had a pretty large armadillo on my porch around September of last year; went outside to have a smoke and just saw him scurrying off into the woods, but still cool to see. Raccoons are little menaces, but I love 'em. Still gotta keep my trash can locked down in case they come scavenging.
Oh, and I see the occasional bats flying around the back 3 acres of my property. Can't identify them as they're way too far away to do so, but they're definitely bats.

After skating as a kid, when the sun was going down, we would throw pebbles in the air. The bats would dive bomb to try and catch them. Guess they thought it was something they could eat. There were quite a few of them. Bats are weird but kind of cool

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #107 on: May 13, 2022, 02:05:43 PM »
Kader really should get on that sk8punk110 train, tho.
Straight to the top with this shit!
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #108 on: May 13, 2022, 02:19:59 PM »
i fuckin love you guys

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #109 on: May 13, 2022, 02:39:22 PM »
People saying the US has shitty animals has never been to the rural south. We have snakes (venomous and non-venomous), armadillos, raccoons, possums, rabbits, and all sorts of shit.
Just the other day my partner found a rather large Copperhead snake in my backyard. Scary as fuck to know it's there, but still a sight to behold. Had a pretty large armadillo on my porch around September of last year; went outside to have a smoke and just saw him scurrying off into the woods, but still cool to see. Raccoons are little menaces, but I love 'em. Still gotta keep my trash can locked down in case they come scavenging.
Oh, and I see the occasional bats flying around the back 3 acres of my property. Can't identify them as they're way too far away to do so, but they're definitely bats.

Who would say that? We have grizzly bears, mountain lions, packs of wolves, etc. Knock the US all you want, but we have some incredible fauna.
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #110 on: May 13, 2022, 03:10:29 PM »

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #111 on: May 13, 2022, 03:22:43 PM »

SLAP is a pants message board that sometimes talks about skateboarding

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #112 on: May 13, 2022, 03:24:47 PM »
I was riding my bike on some trails in the city about 8 years ago, I'm pedaling along behind some medical offices for specialist doctors in a wealthy, well kept area on a nice Spring day. About fifty feet ahead I see a big cat come out of the bushes and walk across the trail. My first thought was 'Damn that's a big bobcat' as I got closer I realized that is was in fact a mountain lion that had come down to the dry river bed to feed. It was a female that had recently given birth, which was evident from it's hanging nipples, and she looked pissed off. I ride a lil further down the trails after unsuccessfully trying to get a clip of the lion with my phone. Not far I come across a young couple laying in the grass by the bike trails, cuddling and just being young people in love. I stopped and said 'Hey not trying to alarm you but I just saw an adult mountain lion not even fifty feet from where you guys are laying right now'. They just waved me off all nonchalant, no big deal like 'yeah thanks', pretty fucking blase about the prospect of being attacked by a hungry apex predator. Can't say I didn't try to warn em
What you're doing is like if I made a thread that was about monster trucks and everyone started saying "Uh, just get a bicycle". I just wanna know how you guys wash your asses

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #113 on: May 13, 2022, 09:53:42 PM »
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don't forget to use code: "KADER420" to get 15% off the new Supreme fornite skin
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I read that as foreskin too.

Sugar Glider Foreskin skateboards would be cool


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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #114 on: May 13, 2022, 09:55:08 PM »
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People saying the US has shitty animals has never been to the rural south. We have snakes (venomous and non-venomous), armadillos, raccoons, possums, rabbits, and all sorts of shit.
Just the other day my partner found a rather large Copperhead snake in my backyard. Scary as fuck to know it's there, but still a sight to behold. Had a pretty large armadillo on my porch around September of last year; went outside to have a smoke and just saw him scurrying off into the woods, but still cool to see. Raccoons are little menaces, but I love 'em. Still gotta keep my trash can locked down in case they come scavenging.
Oh, and I see the occasional bats flying around the back 3 acres of my property. Can't identify them as they're way too far away to do so, but they're definitely bats.
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Who would say that? We have grizzly bears, mountain lions, packs of wolves, etc. Knock the US all you want, but we have some incredible fauna.

I said that but mainly cause I love dumbass drug dealer pets like sugar gliders and hedgehogs and want them to live in my front yard haha. We do have dope fauna! I recently learned that the skunk is endemic only to North America . So Pepe le pew was a  fucking lie.

Thereís a mountain lion that lives in the hills above my house so thatís cool. And you always see random coyotes running around the neighborhood looking lost.
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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #115 on: May 13, 2022, 09:56:43 PM »
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People saying the US has shitty animals has never been to the rural south. We have snakes (venomous and non-venomous), armadillos, raccoons, possums, rabbits, and all sorts of shit.
Just the other day my partner found a rather large Copperhead snake in my backyard. Scary as fuck to know it's there, but still a sight to behold. Had a pretty large armadillo on my porch around September of last year; went outside to have a smoke and just saw him scurrying off into the woods, but still cool to see. Raccoons are little menaces, but I love 'em. Still gotta keep my trash can locked down in case they come scavenging.
Oh, and I see the occasional bats flying around the back 3 acres of my property. Can't identify them as they're way too far away to do so, but they're definitely bats.
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Who would say that? We have grizzly bears, mountain lions, packs of wolves, etc. Knock the US all you want, but we have some incredible fauna.
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I said that but mainly cause I love dumbass drug dealer pets like sugar gliders and hedgehogs and want them to live in my front yard haha. We do have dope fauna! I recently learned that the skunk is endemic only to North America . So Pepe le pew was a  fucking lie.

Thereís a mountain lion that lives in the hills above my house so thatís cool. And you always see random coyotes running around the neighborhood looking lost.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #116 on: May 13, 2022, 10:21:46 PM »
So Pepe le pew was a  fucking lie.

And a rapist.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #117 on: May 13, 2022, 11:33:54 PM »
I was riding my bike on some trails in the city about 8 years ago, I'm pedaling along behind some medical offices for specialist doctors in a wealthy, well kept area on a nice Spring day. About fifty feet ahead I see a big cat come out of the bushes and walk across the trail. My first thought was 'Damn that's a big bobcat' as I got closer I realized that is was in fact a mountain lion that had come down to the dry river bed to feed. It was a female that had recently given birth, which was evident from it's hanging nipples, and she looked pissed off. I ride a lil further down the trails after unsuccessfully trying to get a clip of the lion with my phone. Not far I come across a young couple laying in the grass by the bike trails, cuddling and just being young people in love. I stopped and said 'Hey not trying to alarm you but I just saw an adult mountain lion not even fifty feet from where you guys are laying right now'. They just waved me off all nonchalant, no big deal like 'yeah thanks', pretty fucking blase about the prospect of being attacked by a hungry apex predator. Can't say I didn't try to warn em
Shit like this is why I'll never understand when Americans are like "Australia is too scary all the animals want to kill you" apart from dickheads having 200 pound Pitbulls basically no animals can or will even attempt to harm you.

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #118 on: May 13, 2022, 11:50:37 PM »
Who tf cares about this shot ass kid at this point lol

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Re: kader of baker
« Reply #119 on: May 14, 2022, 12:02:36 AM »
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don't forget to use code: "KADER420" to get 15% off the new Supreme fornite skin
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Camping out overnight for a Supreme Foreskin
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I read that as foreskin too.

Sugar Glider Foreskin skateboards would be cool


Turns out they have a double dong for the femaleís two vaginas

Learn more here
https://www.awesomepossumgliders.com/anatomy.html

That seems very practical, as i wouldnít know what to do if i ever meet a female with two vaginas.
What is the proper approach?
- focusing on one of the two?
- go for on and then for the other after a while?
- change regularly, but if so when? After a few pumps or after like 5 minutes?
- use the dick in the lower one and hand for the top one? But what if they are next to each other?