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Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« on: May 15, 2022, 05:24:50 AM »
I wish he wouldn't have landed that Car Wash kickflip before Dustin Dollin landed his, because Dustin's was so much gnarlier and popped high.

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2022, 05:27:01 AM »
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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2022, 05:28:22 AM »

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2022, 06:20:53 AM »
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No way!! Definitely not ok! First Tony snakes Tas with the 900, and then Milton steals Dollin’s trick. Definitely some sort of anti-Aussie agenda to wreck their careers. And couldn’t have happened to two nicer blokes. ;D

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2022, 06:48:01 AM »
Personally id be so much more stoked to see Dustin kickflip the car wash that my eyeballs would scrub any memory of Milton Martinez existing


Or they should do it back to back in the rain

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2022, 07:06:14 AM »
neither of them compare to the legendary fakie kickturn done into the bank by skateboarder whose name i am forgetting

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2022, 07:28:24 AM »

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2022, 09:54:53 AM »
For MILFORD!

(or whatever that kid's name is)

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"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2022, 03:39:17 PM »
you should tell him


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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2022, 04:00:44 PM »
didnt DM him to tell him like a man.

Kooked.
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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2022, 04:02:55 PM »
Let’s Re name it the Dustin car wash

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2022, 04:36:42 PM »
For MILFORD!

(or whatever that kid's name is)

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2022, 04:46:25 PM »
Dollin committed harder and was way closer to landing it then I ever imagined him getting, but I don't think he would have ever rolled away.

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2022, 05:40:37 PM »
I wish he wouldn't have landed that Car Wash kickflip before Dustin Dollin landed his, because Dustin's was so much gnarlier and popped high.

hi Dustin

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2022, 05:57:25 PM »
Let’s Re name it the Dustin car wash

And rename kickflips Dustins.

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2022, 06:07:03 PM »
Speaking of the car wash, just skipped through that god speed "a year with the homies" and midlers back 3 was the first one he put down? He made it look like nothing, not a single fall

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2022, 06:08:14 PM »
All of is talk is meaningless until we get a Jeff Dechesare double lazerflip into the car wash

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2022, 06:28:02 PM »
dustins coulda been hellride but he fellride



also don’t forget milton turned his ankle into something ducky would skate

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2022, 06:34:01 PM »
Australia is a continent full of rapists and thieves, thats why no one respects them.

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2022, 07:18:24 PM »
dude he is never gonna go back to do it. i wanna say he even said that in an interview years ago but i can’t even remember if it was print or video where he said that. either way dm it to him or keep it as a thought. not thread worthy

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2022, 07:56:10 PM »
Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2022, 07:58:35 PM »
Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
what was it that he was doing exactly

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2022, 12:25:09 AM »
didnt DM him to tell him like a man.

Kooked.

He probably did. Now we know why Dustin quit social media.
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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2022, 01:22:42 AM »
And Jaws should've never ruined the Lyon 25. Should've just let Ali have that one, even if he would've never landed it.

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2022, 02:01:17 AM »
And Jaws should've never ruined the Lyon 25. Should've just let Ali have that one, even if he would've never landed it.

Yeah, I'd much rather see Ali's attempts at it than Jaws ollie down it. Not to mention that Ali just tried to straight clear it whereas Jaws not only grabbed it but iirc also had some sort of padding/under-armor.

In Milton's defense at least, he tried kickflipping it before Dollin did but took himself out for a while in doing so.

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2022, 04:22:29 AM »
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Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
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what was it that he was doing exactly

trying to kickflip into the car wash bank lol

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2022, 04:53:34 AM »
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No way!! Definitely not ok! First Tony snakes Tas with the 900, and then Milton steals Dollin’s trick. Definitely some sort of anti-Aussie agenda to wreck their careers. And couldn’t have happened to two nicer blokes. ;D

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2022, 04:58:44 AM »
Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
yeah, this!

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2022, 06:31:54 AM »
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Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
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what was it that he was doing exactly
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trying to kickflip into the car wash bank lol
oh for some reason i thought he was talking about the clip where the girl was calling him out

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Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2022, 07:19:03 AM »
Pretty sure the only acceptable way to enter the car wash bank is with an early grab.

Want to do a flip in? Better figure out how to fingerflip it on flat.