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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2022, 04:02:11 PM »
I wish Slap would stop reminding me this guy exists

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2022, 04:23:31 PM »
Puig wore it better

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2022, 04:48:59 PM »
Mickey Alfred is just not good looking enough to pull off the look he goes for,  same thing with Jonah Hill.

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2022, 05:10:58 PM »
one reason more to like tyshawn

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2022, 05:48:58 PM »
Ball sniffer attire
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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2022, 06:20:38 PM »
Who does better kickflips, Mikey Alfred or Jonah Hill?

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2022, 06:30:23 PM »
Tyshawns about to steal that whole team  8)
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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2022, 07:04:58 PM »
LMAO imagine being mikey and then TJ, one of the greatest of this generation, calls your company dead last...

IC, die off and get Zach a proper board sponsor.

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2022, 08:32:38 PM »
I love hating Mikey Alfred. It just feels right.
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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2022, 09:25:42 PM »

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2022, 09:29:09 PM »
I love hating Mikey Alfred. It just feels right.

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2022, 09:57:40 PM »
Can stories get embedded?  Mikey is crying laughing into his phone with major emphasis on his tears to act like he's not bothered

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2022, 11:05:48 PM »
Weird people are putting Jonah Hill and Mikey in the same camp. Jonah Hill is way cooler than Mikey Alfred. I've always thought Mikey was the worst, but when that interview came out talking shit on Spike Jones, that was the final straw. Hopefully he gets blacklisted from Hollywood.


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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2022, 12:18:15 AM »
Weirdest dude ever  ???
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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2022, 12:37:26 AM »
Weird people are putting Jonah Hill and Mikey in the same camp. Jonah Hill is way cooler than Mikey Alfred. I've always thought Mikey was the worst, but when that interview came out talking shit on Spike Jones, that was the final straw. Hopefully he gets blacklisted from Hollywood.
Yeah like Jonahs at least actually done a bunch of legit stuff. Problem with blacklisting and banning people is in their minds it just reaffirms their belief that everyone's trying to hold them back and that's why they aren't successful and not their general lack of talent.

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2022, 12:55:21 AM »
Thereís something powerful about the triangle shape

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2022, 01:09:50 AM »
Weird people are putting Jonah Hill and Mikey in the same camp. Jonah Hill is way cooler than Mikey Alfred. I've always thought Mikey was the worst, but when that interview came out talking shit on Spike Jones, that was the final straw. Hopefully he gets blacklisted from Hollywood.

Hollywood has to know who Mikey is to blacklist him

Re: Jonah.   People give him shit about his lack of talent, but thatís totally relatable.   Not everyone who loves skateboarding is required to have talent at it and he clearly has always had an affection for it.   I suck, but Iíve thought about few things more in the past 20 years of my life

Sure, Mid90s was a little bit of a masturbatory attempt to recast his life as a good skater, rather than embrace true/interesting/relatable version, but heís never come across as exploitative of skateboarding and if it got him a seat at the cool skaters table for a little, bless up my friend.

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2022, 01:12:55 AM »
Weird people are putting Jonah Hill and Mikey in the same camp. Jonah Hill is way cooler than Mikey Alfred. I've always thought Mikey was the worst, but when that interview came out talking shit on Spike Jones, that was the final straw. Hopefully he gets blacklisted from Hollywood.
to me he just seems like that bitter little bitch that wants to be the first one to do things that people already did. itís like heís mad at spike/jonah for being successful in film and, especially jealous of them being more successful in skateboarding related videos/brands. even as terrible as mid 90ís was, somehow he made an even shittier movie and now wants to bite back at the hand that fed him through all of that and got his name out there. they literally made that movie, did interviews together that no one would have watched if jonah wasnít in them, and then right after all that when he comes out with his own shitty movie he calls him out? seems like clout seeking to me and wanting to call out people more famous than you that helped you come up in order to get your name out there. ultimate cockroach type shit.

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2022, 02:02:04 AM »
Mikey Alfred seems like the most insufferable person in skating right now. I can't even listen to dude talk. Worst dude on and off the board

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2022, 02:58:09 AM »
Thereís something powerful about the triangle shape

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2022, 04:04:38 AM »
this thread is bittersweet.
its great cos mikey albert is getting roasted but also awful cos its mikey albert

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2022, 04:15:50 AM »
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2022, 05:14:47 AM »
Remember when people who actually skated owned companies?

Ed T breaking his neck, Jamie blowing out his knees.

Then you got this kid talking about Doritos.

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2022, 05:33:17 AM »
Mikey Alfred seems like the most insufferable person in skating right now. I can't even listen to dude talk. Worst dude on and off the board
He actually skates?

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2022, 06:05:15 AM »
I don't usually hate people, but...



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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2022, 08:07:08 AM »
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Weird people are putting Jonah Hill and Mikey in the same camp. Jonah Hill is way cooler than Mikey Alfred. I've always thought Mikey was the worst, but when that interview came out talking shit on Spike Jones, that was the final straw. Hopefully he gets blacklisted from Hollywood.
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Hollywood has to know who Mikey is to blacklist him

Re: Jonah.   People give him shit about his lack of talent, but thatís totally relatable.   Not everyone who loves skateboarding is required to have talent at it and he clearly has always had an affection for it.   I suck, but Iíve thought about few things more in the past 20 years of my life

Sure, Mid90s was a little bit of a masturbatory attempt to recast his life as a good skater, rather than embrace true/interesting/relatable version, but heís never come across as exploitative of skateboarding and if it got him a seat at the cool skaters table for a little, bless up my friend.
Nah man I think Jonah Hill is a culture vulture. Look at the way he gave up on skating and now acts like heís mr surf, posting ig clips of himself flagrantly burning people at malibu. I know first point is a kook circus drop-in fest but if you live right down the road maybe you could manage to get a clip where you arenít just ruining somebody elseís wave? Other people manage to do it somehow.

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Re: Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2022, 08:25:42 AM »
Jonah considered himself a skater for the mid 90 promo and stopped when the blu-ray came out