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A few people come to mind but each has at least something in their defense:

- Berra, actually legit skated once and say what you will but the Moby part in The End is kinda sick
- Nyjah, at least Mikey doesn't seem to be into raping drunk girls at his house parties? But jahjah does skate quite decent...
- That trans hating contest loser, but is she even "in" skateboarding?
- Joey Brezinski and MAGA Paul. But calling out Dill, the king of constructed gake artist persona, is kinda cool in my book
- Dill, but he's just insufferable when somebody allows him yo open his mouth in front of a camera. His actual output, the brands and team are undisputably sick

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2022, 10:01:23 AM »
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That guy who skates for Passport who peed in his own mouth.
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2022, 11:01:26 AM »
Most people in skateboarding are terrible, you just haven’t met them yet

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2022, 11:08:51 AM »

In real life Mark Oblow could get cancelled, id like to see that

Imagine if somehow someone continued to pay Marc Johnson to host a skate show (while never skating) but he could get as drunk as he wanted every day and still have creative control of the topics, that would have been pretty good too


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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2022, 11:15:27 AM »

In real life Mark Oblow could get cancelled, id like to see that

Imagine if somehow someone continued to pay Marc Johnson to host a skate show (while never skating) but he could get as drunk as he wanted every day and still have creative control of the topics, that would have been pretty good too

Why what did Mark Oblow do

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2022, 11:15:42 AM »
Braille
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That guy who skates for Passport who peed in his own mouth.

Callum is a thoughtful and caring person, the incident you're referring to was just a mix up about how gravity works in the northern hemisphere.

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2022, 11:46:02 AM »
He doesnt have a big enough influence to even be on my radar like that to be honest

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2022, 11:52:10 AM »
i guess the violent crime posse are worse but he has the most punchable face.  and im a pacifist.

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2022, 01:13:46 PM »
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In real life Mark Oblow could get cancelled, id like to see that

Imagine if somehow someone continued to pay Marc Johnson to host a skate show (while never skating) but he could get as drunk as he wanted every day and still have creative control of the topics, that would have been pretty good too
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Why what did Mark Oblow do

Oh, just twisting the facts and downplaying the rape/murder etc. from his good pal Gator.

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2022, 03:35:45 PM »
Maybe you

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2022, 04:07:24 PM »
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2022, 04:26:16 PM »
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2022, 09:46:16 PM »
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2022, 10:04:31 PM »
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2022, 11:59:04 AM »
Not to be like that, but I don't know who he is. What's the story behind the hate? There are many cunts in skateboarding and if this guy is the worst, then please elaborate.

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2022, 12:07:53 PM »
Gifter Hater gets his ideas for content from here.   You've come full circle!! Congrats!

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2022, 12:15:52 PM »
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In real life Mark Oblow could get cancelled, id like to see that

Imagine if somehow someone continued to pay Marc Johnson to host a skate show (while never skating) but he could get as drunk as he wanted every day and still have creative control of the topics, that would have been pretty good too
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Why what did Mark Oblow do
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Oh, just twisting the facts and downplaying the rape/murder etc. from his good pal Gator.

well i would say Gator was actually the one to really call out here, but sure oblow is ass too
hosoi smuggled buncha meth and got caught and did time
keelan dadd + baby scumbag took advantage of young girl
ck drunk drive killed pstone
boulala drunk drive killed shane cross
wenning waved gun over his 4 yr old daughter head while she sleeping
stuckey from wknd + yonnie cruz from chocolate superspread herpes
josh swindell killed a guy , involed with danny way + some other guys possibly
lenny kirk in jail, fabian alomar

who knows what else kind of dirt people have done, this is just the stuff peopel have been caught with
this shit is bumming me out even thinking about it. but yeah those guys are all far worse than mikey alfred. honestly he is just a goofball clown trying to cash in, at least he is not abusing anyone or fucking anyone over or violent etc.

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2022, 12:23:02 PM »
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2022, 12:57:27 PM »
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2022, 01:39:44 PM »
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2022, 01:54:54 PM »
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In real life Mark Oblow could get cancelled, id like to see that

Imagine if somehow someone continued to pay Marc Johnson to host a skate show (while never skating) but he could get as drunk as he wanted every day and still have creative control of the topics, that would have been pretty good too
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Why what did Mark Oblow do

He upset the thought police. Jason Park is trying to hook up with little kids. Surprised nobody is talking about it more. Same with Braille. Grown men trying to hook up with children is fucked up, but I guess nothing as bad as yonnie's herpes. Gifted hater is also à big Jason Park supporter. Also a kook.

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2022, 02:03:29 PM »
dude is just mad corny. While i'm not a fan of his, i don't consider him as someone that's "bad" for the skateboarding community.

there's definitely way worse people than him when you consider how many people like Johan, DLoy or Yonnie that exist in skateboarding

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2022, 03:09:26 PM »
jason park made an instagram page making fun of a bunch of people in tempe he’s never even met before. shit was really weird. dudes a fuckin kook but i doubt he’s a pedophile

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2022, 03:10:52 PM »
holy fuck what kind of person would make jokes about strangers on the internet!?

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2022, 03:25:56 PM »
holy fuck what kind of person would make jokes about strangers on the internet!?

i walked right into that one

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2022, 04:20:19 PM »
jason park made an instagram page making fun of a bunch of people in tempe he’s never even met before. shit was really weird. dudes a fuckin kook but i doubt he’s a pedophile
Dude showed up to T3 in a tu tu once for a YouTube video, kooky as fuck
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2022, 04:26:09 PM »
There is not.
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2022, 04:44:39 PM »
Is he really “in” skateboarding? His company is the LA trust fund equivalent of Braille, there are far worse people who actually made it in the industry

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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2022, 04:46:18 PM »
did everyone forget what TK did!?
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Re: Is there anybody worse in skateboarding today than Mikey Alfred?
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2022, 04:57:00 PM »
did everyone forget what TK did!?

Ahhhh you're right, how could we forget the shalominator?