Author Topic: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length (Read 2463 times)

LonleySk8er15 · « **on:** May 25, 2022, 12:39:04 PM »

All these pending new board companies, and solo pro brands popping up, why not add one to the pile. What would you call your own brand and the video created to launch it?

This is meant to be an exercise in fun. No i didnt search for similar threads, and no i dont give a fuck if there a hundred just like this already.

Here goes;

Semantic Skates - Well Actually
Incontinent - Poop On The Cutting-Room Floor
Selective Learning Auto Pilots - Dox The Gip

and derailing my own thread in the first post, a covid themed porno called Super-Spreader

ShyLow · « **Reply #1 on:** May 25, 2022, 12:44:24 PM »

Bland Bloard Brand - Now Bloarding Bland

twic3 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 25, 2022, 12:48:16 PM »

Cast Iron, cook without it stick- Fully Seasoned

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #3 on:** May 25, 2022, 12:49:23 PM »

Board brand: Beach Volleyball Skateboards

Title of debut full-length: Divine Secrets of the Yo-Yo Skaterhood

fakie nollie · « **Reply #4 on:** May 25, 2022, 12:53:30 PM »

Board brand: NEBRASKA WOOD CO

Name of debut video:
NEBRASKA, HOE!

conqueso · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2022, 01:04:42 PM »

ankel braclet skatebloards

"could never be me" dropping soon

featuring lk130 debut pro part!

JamesFardy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 25, 2022, 01:06:13 PM »

Nine Juan Seven skateboards, first video would be called For Juan Juan, itd be almost exactly like ATM Click but with much less of an impact on skateboarding.

braksabbath · « **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2022, 01:26:11 PM »

Shrimple Stix - Shoot to Krill
Shrimple Stix - Can’t Catch Us
Shrimple Stix - Claw is the Law
Shrimple Stix - Hell in a Shell

TastyBurrito · « **Reply #8 on:** May 25, 2022, 01:30:56 PM »

Anti-Villain: Destination Known

DirtyCheddarKids · « **Reply #9 on:** May 25, 2022, 01:40:07 PM »

Cheese Skateboards proudly presents Say Cheese.

The strong focus on dairy products paired with a totally positive outlook on life, rooted in a the fundamental believe in GOD, will get the brand an in with the desillusioned youths in the Bible Belt.

Just imagine a Got milk x Almost collab. J Casanova mandatory first pro, Wenning CEO, both making cheddar until the brand folds in early 2023.

Later on the world will find out that it was all a front to launder drug money.

BluffsideTank · « **Reply #10 on:** May 25, 2022, 01:42:16 PM »

Quote from: DirtyCheddarKids on May 25, 2022, 01:40:07 PM

Cheese Skateboards proudly presents Say Cheese.

The strong focus on dairy products paired with a totally positive outlook on life, rooted in a the fundamental believe in GOD, will get the brand an in with the desillusioned youths in the Bible Belt.

Just imagine a Got milk x Almost collab. J Casanova mandatory first pro, Wenning CEO, both making cheddar until the brand folds in early 2023.

Later on the world will find out that it was all a front to launder drug money.

Can also see the brand misusing COVID funds on an unfortunate decision to make a board for every type of cheese under the sun.

Robert Baratheon · « **Reply #11 on:** May 25, 2022, 01:45:41 PM »

Bloard Brand: Disorder

Full Length Title: House Party 4: Out of Court Settlementz

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #12 on:** May 25, 2022, 01:57:45 PM »

pj ladd's wonderful horrible wife

pdknox · « **Reply #13 on:** May 25, 2022, 02:05:54 PM »

love a good "name your bloard band" thread.

bloard brand: football numbers
debut full length: micheal irvin

tom · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2022, 02:12:24 PM »

B-Squad Skateboards presents "Cut From The Team"

SatanicPanic · « **Reply #15 on:** May 25, 2022, 02:19:56 PM »

Slappy Boardz, Too old to ollie

nevrwasben · « **Reply #16 on:** May 25, 2022, 02:26:35 PM »

Sorry Skateboards
No Flippity

Pipe Dreamer · « **Reply #17 on:** May 25, 2022, 02:35:38 PM »

Skateboarf Brand - What will Marvin post next?

GardenSkater77 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 25, 2022, 02:50:33 PM »

Garden Skate—NJ Skate of Mind

We only sponsor skaters who can prove they were born in NJ and are current residents. I need a birth certificate and a piece of certified mail.

nothingnatural · « **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2022, 03:12:05 PM »

bloardbrand: Way Cool

video: That Whole Blood, Death, Dismemberment Go-For-It Type Of Thing

bonus catalog excerpt from archive:

TastyBurrito · « **Reply #20 on:** May 25, 2022, 03:12:51 PM »

Quote from: SatanicPanic on May 25, 2022, 02:19:56 PM

Slappy Boardz, Too old to ollie

So...Tired Skateboards?

SatanicPanic · « **Reply #21 on:** May 25, 2022, 03:14:47 PM »

Quote from: TastyBurrito on May 25, 2022, 03:12:51 PM

Quote from: SatanicPanic on May 25, 2022, 02:19:56 PM
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Slappy Boardz, Too old to ollie
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So...Tired Skateboards?

Uh yeah pretty much

keepthefunkalive · « **Reply #22 on:** May 25, 2022, 03:16:22 PM »

Hymentology Skate co. - Unbroken

slappyjoes · « **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2022, 03:57:32 PM »

Boy - hell no

funeral_tuxedo · « **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2022, 04:30:27 PM »

Ouija Board Co, Ghost Pop

PlugSkullcandy · « **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2022, 05:02:30 PM »

Offender Skateboards - Dog Funeral
or
Drift Skate co. - Shadow Captain

GardenSkater77 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2022, 05:26:30 PM »

Quote from: funeral_tuxedo on May 25, 2022, 04:30:27 PM

Ouija Board Co, Ghost Pop

I’m could see a Forest Whitaker series…

Xen · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2022, 05:40:59 PM »

Aging Pros - Past our Prime

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2022, 06:08:11 PM »

Big Country - In a Big Country (tour video)
https://youtu.be/657TZDHZqj4

Letsfilmavideo · « **Reply #29 on:** May 25, 2022, 06:09:53 PM »

Weed skates- 420

Author Topic: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length (Read 2463 times)

conqueso

doublesteveburger

nevrwasben