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Re: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length
« Reply #60 on: May 27, 2022, 05:40:46 AM »
Morning Wood Co., Purveyors of rock-hard decks

“The Harder They Cum”
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Re: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length
« Reply #61 on: May 27, 2022, 05:57:51 AM »
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Name: Smithers and Williamson Fine Crafted Planks
Debut: Planking Pugilists



that would be what the team would look like ^

all 1800s style dudes with pencil mustaches and finely tailored garments. I think Dakota Servold would be the first guy id try to get on. I would
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Such core footage of gentlemen squabbling with other gentlemen riding Penny Farthing BMX bikes at 2022 skateparks

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Re: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length
« Reply #62 on: May 27, 2022, 06:00:06 AM »
Gaylord Skateboards, our first video would be called "Inside Joke"

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Re: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length
« Reply #63 on: May 27, 2022, 06:10:52 AM »
Morning Wood Co., Purveyors of rock-hard decks

“The Harder They Cum”
Or
“Deck-riding Sluts”

abd, yall remember fetty potter? the dude from braille that was trying to fuck a 14 year old? morning wood skateboards (still) is his deck sponsor lol
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Re: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length
« Reply #64 on: May 27, 2022, 06:58:21 AM »
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Morning Wood Co., Purveyors of rock-hard decks

“The Harder They Cum”
Or
“Deck-riding Sluts”
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abd, yall remember fetty potter? the dude from braille that was trying to fuck a 14 year old? morning wood skateboards (still) is his deck sponsor lol

There’s a joke or two to be mined in there
I’m trying to be every mom’s favorite skater’-&&

Duane's the type of guy to ask to see your junk then go to school and tell everyone you're gay. - Uncle Flea


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Re: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length
« Reply #65 on: May 27, 2022, 08:04:24 AM »
Youth Group skateboards

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Re: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length
« Reply #66 on: May 27, 2022, 08:12:01 AM »
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Re: Name your bloard brand and its debut full-length
« Reply #67 on: May 27, 2022, 05:38:22 PM »
Skin Flute Skateboards
“And they all slang yogurt” full length (haha) out soon