pooping or cumming

[pugmaster]

Fun fact: there was this girl I knew a few years back. She told me that she was stuck in traffic and really had to poop, but there was no way to get out of the gridlock. She reported that she had a really hard orgasm and has never experienced it since.

Aftershe told me I called her "buttgasm" for a long while.

[BallDontLie]

Fun fact: there was this girl I knew a few years back. She told me that she was stuck in traffic and really had to poop, but there was no way to get out of the gridlock. She reported that she had a really hard orgasm and has never experienced it since.

Aftershe told me I called her "buttgasm" for a long while.

Haha Holy shit…


This lives rent free in my head..

[LB]

theres that time a woman got stuck in the window of her dates house after trying to retrieve a dump she bagged and lobbed out of the window, as you do.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022


another story i heard on the radio is that a posh couple went to a fancy dinner at some huge conservatory section of a mansion.
she couldnt find the toilet, finally found but a little too late.  she cleaned up and threw the offending shitty knickers out of the window.
when she returned to the dinner party everyone was looking at her, as there on the glass roof were her shitty knickers

[skate_or_dingus]

Wet dream or brown nightmare?

[Rohn_mob_joore]

am coffee poop > cumming > regular poop

[Uncle Flea]

I once had a power violence band call Splashing Blumpkins. I'm trying to get it going again rn.

Probably under a different name tho.

Maybe next pals video I'll have a SB track?