Pooping in public restrooms

[Yonnycage]

I used to have public shitphobia until one time I had some insane stomach pains in Target and ran into the stall. Some dude came into the stall next to me a minute later and I happened to catch a glimpse of his feet (he was wearing flip flops) and dude had to have crazy burn scars or some kinda skin condition or something cause his shit was JACKED UP.

Toenails long, yellow and crusty as fuck and crazy amounts of skin peeling off his shit. He let out the most ear shattering, planet shaking song of his people from the deepest part of his bowels that I’m convinced to this day that people in the electronics section across the store had to have heard it, followed by the sound of what must have been his entire intestinal tract collapsing into the bowl at mach 10.

After that, I never felt weird about taking a regular shit in a public restroom as a normal, healthy adult. Someone’s always got it way worse than you. If I were that dude I’d never have come back to that Target for the rest of my life.

[Lenny the Fatface]

My work building has been a ghost town since the pandemic so it’s probably a more comfortable workday shit than at home where my wife is always asking me for passwords to streaming services through the bathroom door.

[Freelancevagrant]

My work building has been a ghost town since the pandemic so it’s probably a more comfortable workday shit than at home where my wife is always asking me for passwords to streaming services through the bathroom door.

This is so relatable it hurts. IVE GIVEN YOU THE FUCKING HULU PASSWORD LIKE TWICE A MONTH FOR YEARS AND YOU STILL DONT FUCKING REMEMBER IT?!

[TheLurper]

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My work building has been a ghost town since the pandemic so it’s probably a more comfortable workday shit than at home where my wife is always asking me for passwords to streaming services through the bathroom door.

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This is so relatable it hurts. IVE GIVEN YOU THE FUCKING HULU PASSWORD LIKE TWICE A MONTH FOR YEARS AND YOU STILL DONT FUCKING REMEMBER IT?!

The password fight is such an absurd fight. My ex used to get super annoyed with me when I couldn't remember the password to her phone, but the she'd constantly ask me for the password to my computer. I was always like, "Do you remember when you'd yell at me for not remembering your password?"

[ok boomer]

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My work building has been a ghost town since the pandemic so it’s probably a more comfortable workday shit than at home where my wife is always asking me for passwords to streaming services through the bathroom door.

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This is so relatable it hurts. IVE GIVEN YOU THE FUCKING HULU PASSWORD LIKE TWICE A MONTH FOR YEARS AND YOU STILL DONT FUCKING REMEMBER IT?!

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The password fight is such an absurd fight. My ex used to get super annoyed with me when I couldn't remember the password to her phone, but the she'd constantly ask me for the password to my computer. I was always like, "Do you remember when you'd yell at me for not remembering your password?"

Got in one of these before work this morning. I'll admit it was me starting it though. "Why do you keep changing the Netflix password?". Son was just tryna get his Cobra Kai on

[BartHarleyJarvis]

Y’all gotta get a password manager, for yourselves and your partners. Use Bitwarden, it’s free