I was thinking of putting PHD on my resume. I mean, who even checks up on that shit?
Or Just put on a white lab coat.
You be anything you want in life.
Jamie Thomas isn't actually a Chief!
Alex Gall isn't literally a Trainwreck!
Brian Hansen isn't really the guitarist of G'n'R!
Moose isn't really...a moose...!
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES?!