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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2022, 07:30:50 PM »






Ayahuasca strikes again!!!! Sound like he's in a great place. Hope he can hold on to it.

Edit: could have possibly been ibogaine.

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2022, 07:36:56 PM »
Didn’t he like abduct a kid or something heinous involving children? Should be locked up forever . Don’t fuck with children.
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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2022, 07:38:45 PM »
Didn’t he like abduct a kid or something heinous involving children? Should be locked up forever . Don’t fuck with children.

I think he tried to car jack a car and a kid was inside. So, damn... Yeah that's fucked on many levels. I completely forgot about that.

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2022, 07:39:53 PM »
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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2022, 07:42:36 PM »
Idk who he is but that would have been an awesome way to announce that he had a shortlived stint at Alien Workshop and was now switching teams to Carpet.
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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2022, 07:55:43 PM »
Stoked to see someone change up for the best. Our idea of the criminal justice system, and overall our sense of justice is truly cruel. The system preys on a lot of the working class. The worst I've gotten was a misdemeanor or few, but it really gave a new perspective on policing and prisons as a whole.

Thanks to a few great leftist IG's and cliche enough, possibly ironic because of its platform, Vic Mensa's podcast on Spotify, Abolition X is a pretty good starter in the brutality of the system, and overall the patriarchy that really consumes our culture.

sorry, a bit buzzed but seeing you guys talk about the car jacking kind of got me going! I understand where you guys are coming from. Must have been super traumatic for those children! However, there is a better way to rehabilitate people than what we have in the States. <3
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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2022, 08:01:03 PM »
https://youtu.be/xzW-hn_q7ZU

Not excusing the shitty life choices this dude has made, but drugs will make people do so truly fucked up stuff. With that being said, I was always a fan of this part. Dude switch backside flipped Carlsbad gap and Nollie backside flipped Rincon, shit is nuts! Also, bonus points for the Nihilist song

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2022, 08:02:22 PM »
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Didn’t he like abduct a kid or something heinous involving children? Should be locked up forever . Don’t fuck with children.
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I think he tried to car jack a car and a kid was inside. So, damn... Yeah that's fucked on many levels. I completely forgot about that.

was this before or after he got dropped by all his sponsors? Did he like pile out before? He was like the wonder kid in that 2000s era of AWS/DC domination.

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2022, 08:14:47 PM »
Dude ain’t have a sponsor in like 10 years who the fuck the cares what this dude does.
Why are you Facebook friends with him anyways?
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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2022, 08:19:06 PM »
https://youtu.be/xzW-hn_q7ZU

Not excusing the shitty life choices this dude has made, but drugs will make people do so truly fucked up stuff. With that being said, I was always a fan of this part. Dude switch backside flipped Carlsbad gap and Nollie backside flipped Rincon, shit is nuts! Also, bonus points for the Nihilist song

Holy fuck I never saw this part despite always being a fan. Such terrible editing and filming tho. Could hardly see the best tricks like Carlsbad and the kickflip at the 30 second mark

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2022, 08:41:44 PM »
Dude ain’t have a sponsor in like 10 years who the fuck the cares what this dude does.
Why are you Facebook friends with him anyways?

Think you got the wrong thread there buddy

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2022, 08:44:53 PM »
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Dude ain’t have a sponsor in like 10 years who the fuck the cares what this dude does.
Why are you Facebook friends with him anyways?
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Think you got the wrong thread there buddy

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2022, 08:55:30 PM »
Stoked to see someone change up for the best. Our idea of the criminal justice system, and overall our sense of justice is truly cruel. The system preys on a lot of the working class. The worst I've gotten was a misdemeanor or few, but it really gave a new perspective on policing and prisons as a whole.

Thanks to a few great leftist IG's and cliche enough, possibly ironic because of its platform, Vic Mensa's podcast on Spotify, Abolition X is a pretty good starter in the brutality of the system, and overall the patriarchy that really consumes our culture.

sorry, a bit buzzed but seeing you guys talk about the car jacking kind of got me going! I understand where you guys are coming from. Must have been super traumatic for those children! However, there is a better way to rehabilitate people than what we have in the States. <3

I'm definitely not agreeing with him being locked away forever. That definitely is not where I'm coming from. I do believe he had no idea kids were in the car, and drugs will make you do some horrible regretful things. It would be a different story had he directly intended and set out to abuse or actually abduct a child. I believe everyone deserves forgiveness on some level, and this comes from the journey of me having to learn how to forgive someone who did something very cruel to me when I was a child. While I do think there are certain cardinal sins that are unforgivable, I don't think that's the case here.

Then again, who am I to judge?

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2022, 08:59:11 PM »
they told him he was not aloud.

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2022, 05:59:57 AM »
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https://youtu.be/xzW-hn_q7ZU

Not excusing the shitty life choices this dude has made, but drugs will make people do so truly fucked up stuff. With that being said, I was always a fan of this part. Dude switch backside flipped Carlsbad gap and Nollie backside flipped Rincon, shit is nuts! Also, bonus points for the Nihilist song
[close]

Holy fuck I never saw this part despite always being a fan. Such terrible editing and filming tho. Could hardly see the best tricks like Carlsbad and the kickflip at the 30 second mark

Its bad but isn't THAAAT BAD
I remember being stoked to see his footy at the time, then he just disappeared, that was 12 years ago damn

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2022, 06:49:38 AM »
https://youtu.be/xzW-hn_q7ZU

Not excusing the shitty life choices this dude has made, but drugs will make people do so truly fucked up stuff. With that being said, I was always a fan of this part. Dude switch backside flipped Carlsbad gap and Nollie backside flipped Rincon, shit is nuts! Also, bonus points for the Nihilist song

Holy shit that was just straight hammertime in a Rob Dyrdek costume. So good

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2022, 07:39:28 AM »
So "got abducted by aliens" is the new "went to rehab"?

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2022, 07:48:40 AM »
damn i remember being so jealous of how good he was in the dc vid we were the same age. now i get my many ornate oriental rugs moved for me on the weekly & am very wealthy. life is crazy

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2022, 08:50:56 AM »
is he still aloud to have a dc logo in his profile picture?

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2022, 09:37:14 AM »
He was of Alien abduction once Seek folded, but what happened to him next is a Mystery.
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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2022, 10:27:16 AM »
Which skate team has spat out some fucked dudes? DC’s pretty up there. Props for Greg and his carpets

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2022, 11:42:18 AM »
Thread title had me thinking he was on Carpet Company, like the brand
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« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2022, 11:48:51 AM »
Life could be worse, could be on mystery still

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2022, 12:43:13 PM »
on the job site in KR3W jeans

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2022, 06:14:20 PM »
man this is pretty sad actually. hope the dude gets the help he needs


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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2022, 10:15:15 PM »
Would you rather be abducted by aliens or find Jesus?

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2022, 11:35:03 PM »
Would you rather be abducted by aliens or find Jesus?

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Re: greg myers is alive and well. of alien abduction; on carpet company.
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2022, 01:04:58 AM »
looking like young papa smurf