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Suciu goin' through some shit?
« on: June 24, 2022, 07:49:27 PM »
Hope he OK
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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2022, 03:19:48 AM »
Oh fuck, hairy AND with a cat? What happened?
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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2022, 03:30:04 AM »
Oh fuck, hairy AND with a cat? What happened?

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2022, 04:06:29 AM »
Itís called tastefulness, look it up.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2022, 04:15:50 AM »
And if thou gaze long in to the hesh, the hesh will also gaze unto thee

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2022, 04:43:01 AM »
This is the official launch of a Greco-style odyssey of different personas.

Stage 1: Tom Waits era Suciu. 

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2022, 04:47:02 AM »
This is the official launch of a Greco-style odyssey of different personas.

Stage 1: Tom Waits era Suciu.

His fit was 36.7% baggier in this recent crispynyc edit.
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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2022, 06:01:45 AM »
The only thing it looks like Suciu has gone through in the photo you supplied is a nap. With his cat friend.
Hair, collar, angle of incline, facial expression, the cast of his eyes, his proximity to multiple cushions/pillows, etc, all indicate he was photographed shortly after being roused from slumber.
Clearly, OP forgot to process this image through a detective/forensic filter (available in the App Store,) or this would have been instantly evident.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2022, 06:06:16 AM »
He just got done reading war and peace for the seventh time (this time for fun!)

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2022, 06:12:52 AM »
He just got done reading war and peace for the seventh time (this time for fun!)
Backwards had the most... tastefulness.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2022, 06:22:00 AM »
The bearded cat guy gimmick kinda worked for Chris Robertís for a while. Maybe itíll help Marks likeability too.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2022, 06:40:38 AM »
As a bald guy I gotta say thatís an enviable coif heís got there.
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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2022, 06:43:22 AM »
Big hair Suciu  8)
why come?

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2022, 06:50:46 AM »
Ah, the Ted Kaczyski transformation. I'm excited for his manifesto

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2022, 07:49:24 AM »
Suciu entering his post-breakup wino era.
Can never stay away for too long.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2022, 08:04:10 AM »
He's just chasing Reader of The Year

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2022, 08:38:28 AM »
He's been catching up on books with women authors. Leave him alone.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2022, 12:08:54 PM »
I thought lk130 was bannedÖ?
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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2022, 12:21:19 PM »
I'm here crunchy suciu era.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2022, 03:06:08 PM »
Looks like he's setting sail to navigate to the south pole
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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2022, 03:40:23 PM »
David Lynch era Suciu

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2022, 04:21:51 PM »
Markís a furry for sure

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2022, 04:47:01 PM »
Heís blossoming into quite the Otter, actually.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2022, 04:50:11 PM »
God damn it, now I have to delete my ďIs Mark Suciuís Cat Still Alive?Ē thread.
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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2022, 05:22:00 PM »
Heís blossoming into quite the Otter, actually.
We need a new liberal arts twink pro skater
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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2022, 11:29:02 PM »
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2022, 12:25:55 PM »
Who hasn't gone through an Art Garfunkel phase?

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2022, 12:29:47 PM »
Who hasn't gone through an Art Garfunkel phase?

I think thatís a Wes Kremer phase

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2022, 12:48:01 PM »
heard there was someone that got a higher GPA than him

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Re: Suciu goin' through some shit?
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2022, 12:48:44 PM »
please swap their faces
What's bigger the Jeremy Wray roof gap or the Dan Corrigan tooth gap