In a perfect world

[pugmaster]

Markovich would be a household  name and renowned artist, painting everything but faces.

Macarena X hokey pokey collabo

Every state gets a love park replica.

Fred part finally is released

Berries sell rights to Japan which is for a game show-esqe tv show. The TV production company actively fight to keep the show off the internet, meaning that no one would be able to watch the show, outside of Japan.

[Not A Damn Chance]

Skateboarding / the world withdraws from social media

[Easy Slider]

Government would rule that adult sized handrails are discriminatory for children and order to size them all down significantly. Within two weeks. All of them.