UHT milk farts

[matty_c]

I may be Lacoste intolerant idk but been on a steady diet of UHT milk for like 3 weeks now

I cannot stop farting. It's getting out of hand
Has anyone else had experience with this?
I think it's the UHT milk
The farts smell like sulphur
Halp

Edit

I posted fart recipes on here before I wanna say this is absolutely next level
Have I some strange disease?

[Atiba Applebum]

Lacoste intolerant?   That thrasher collab must have fucked you up

[behavioralguide]

[sharkjumper]

Cut out dairy and see if it goes away?

[Sleazy]

footage or it didn't happen

[Síota]

Do they light on fire?

[modern life is war]

So you're just living off UHT milk and wondering why your gut is fucked up? Lmao

[RichardBarkley]

Record one and post it dude please

[sprained_ankle]

My body felt much better after I stopped eating dairy. It's in so many things which makes it hard for conveience but worth it for me.

[RichardBarkley]

My body felt much better after I stopped eating dairy. It's in so many things which makes it hard for conveience but worth it for me.

Interesting

In what ways do you feel better?

[modern life is war]

I had some disgusting farts recently after I made a huge pot of pork chili and ate nothing but that for like 5 days straight. The farts were so bad that my wife even woke up in the middle of the night and had to open up all the windows in our apartment and go outside for like 2 mins while it aired out.

[SneakySecrets]

I’d second whoever said you might be lactose intolerant.  No shame in it, I am too.  If I ever eat a bunch of dairy, I turn into this walking ecological disaster.  The most noxious rotten egg farts imaginable.  Plants whither, birds drop from the sky.

mattyc do be fartin though.

[matty_c]

Pretty sure I am
Just to test this hypothesis I had a dece amount of UHT milk today, hotdog for lunch, roast pork and veggies and then panek paneer dinner and I've got a coffee in my hand now.

I can feel it coming, will attempt to document

Happy new years everyone!

[Sativa Lung]

It's OK I hate people who wear that shit too

[matty_c]

I spewed up leaning over in shower no climps sorry
Feeling like man vs food fuck this

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

https://milk.procon.org/lactose-intolerance-by-country/

[Natas Fauxas]

I had to look up what UHT milk was. I only know that when i drink regular milk i fart like a mad man. I wouldnt say its sulfur bad but i do fart like crazy. Am i intolerant?

[matty_c]

https://milk.procon.org/lactose-intolerance-by-country/

That's heaps interesting
My DNA is Danish/Irish so I should be right
Maybe it was what I was eating but I'm going to try avoid milk for a while apart from Yakult and take some tablets
It's only farts my shits are fine

[linty]

[BallparkFrank]

Do they make UHT milk cheese?

[RichardBarkley]

Lol

Today I will mostly be eating

[PatrickSkateman]

Next concert, it’s on.

[L33Tg33k]

I don’t know how this thread got this far without asking this question but, what in the fuck is UHT? I think most of us are American and we don’t call any milk products UHT. Explain yourself, foreigner.

[Sativa Lung]

I don’t know how this thread got this far without asking this question but, what in the fuck is UHT? I think most of us are American and we don’t call any milk products UHT. Explain yourself, foreigner.

We call it Ultra pasteurized. It's milk that is shelf stable and stays good for months as long as it's sealed. A lot of the fancy organic milks and shit like that are UP.

It never made me fart though.

[matty_c]

Oh this stuff is just the cheap stuff that's probably the problem I usually go almond milk or Maleny dairy farmers choice or farmers pride whatever the fuck it's called

That stuff comes chilled but yeah like you said buttfart rapedick they torch fuck out of it so it becomes stable
 I kinda like that as a concept but yeah this milk is no bueno
I did a fart before and it was like a motorcycle starting up. I do wish that got recorded