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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2020, 03:03:38 PM »
Does she though?
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2020, 04:00:10 PM »
Does she though?

That's what I don't get. If this is what looking good on your skateboard looks like, then I had it wrong all these years.

Also, 3 kickflips in the same line.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2020, 05:50:33 PM »
when is someone gonna come on here and call everyone a misogynist?
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2020, 06:05:34 PM »
I always think of her as an unwitting participant in a social experiment - "What would happen if we took an average skater and presented her as a top pro?".

Reynolds already did that experiment with TK.  Shalom

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2022, 04:52:22 AM »
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gotta love a good ol parking lot where is it? what city?

Boynton Beach, aka hometown. So that’s cool. Zion got a clip or two on that big a rainbow ledge thing.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2022, 09:12:08 AM »
Wow lol

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2022, 09:59:11 AM »
This reminds me, is she going to put out a part to mark the occasion of turning pro?
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2022, 12:29:42 PM »
i couldn’t finish. would’ve been better if the song didn’t make me want to dramatically pull out a .357 and blow my head off

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2022, 04:12:55 PM »
She's cool, I'll give you that. Talented? No. A glorified social media influencer with a skateboard sponsor? Yes. If you view her has an influencer then it makes more sense
Not really, she doesn't have a very strong social media presence. 90k on insta, 5k on Twitter, 3k TikTok, no YouTube (numbers as of today, after going pro). I bet her social media had 0 to do with getting put on FA. She is probably just really tight with the team, and also she's a woman. People here are crazy, talking as if herds of young skaters are gonna be knocking down skateshop doors because their favorite influencer Beatrice went pro, lol.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2022, 02:08:37 PM »
This reminds me, is she going to put out a part to mark the occasion of turning pro?

given FA's output I doubt it. although I had heard some mention a forthcoming FA full-length later this year

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2022, 02:22:09 PM »
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This reminds me, is she going to put out a part to mark the occasion of turning pro?
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given FA's output I doubt it. although I had heard some mention a forthcoming FA full-length later this year

I guess that makes sense if that's their MO.
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2022, 03:00:35 PM »
Really had to slomo that boneless huh

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2022, 06:56:27 AM »
rad fakie big flip

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2022, 07:40:15 AM »
Really had to slomo that boneless huh
Had to show her foot completely coming off the board duh.

The skateboarding skill bar has been lowered, nobody wants to accept criticism, we are in the realm of “everything is dope and if you don’t like it you’re a negative gate keeper”.

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2022, 10:38:36 AM »
pro

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2022, 12:54:38 PM »
I dub thee the "Pharaoh of Fifty-Fifty Shuvs"!

Is she really 5ft 7? I always figured she was like a 6 footer. Or in slap terms, "5ft 12".

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2022, 01:02:27 PM »
boooo, hisss
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2022, 01:20:27 PM »
This is one of the skateboarding videos ever
Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #48 on: September 30, 2022, 01:46:14 PM »
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rad fakie big flip
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Ouch. That's literally the trick I'm proudest of  ;D The problem is I can't actually pop them  :-\

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #49 on: September 30, 2022, 02:13:13 PM »
Looks like a fun spot
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #50 on: September 30, 2022, 02:19:11 PM »
what the crap was that? :o

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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #51 on: September 30, 2022, 03:24:13 PM »
This reminds me, is she going to put out a part to mark the occasion of turning pro?

Sometimes I like a themed video part.  This one just happened to be "parking lot 1989".  The only thing missing was some high schoolers throwing trash at her and her board wasn't shaped.   And it was terrible.
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Re: Bčatrice de 5 ŕ 7”
« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2022, 12:45:02 AM »
35% of a switch mongo push at 1:43 with Burzum in the background.

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