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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2022, 11:54:00 AM »
He's got my vote

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2022, 12:02:05 PM »
there's no rule that says a horse can't be on city council!


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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2022, 12:04:35 PM »
He can only vote neigh
Hangin' with a cool bunch

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2022, 12:07:35 PM »
Mikey Taylor for Mare

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2022, 12:24:27 PM »
This man out there just searching for new ways to be disliked.
This is not my SOTY. I'm telling my kids there was no SOTY for 2021

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2022, 12:32:57 PM »
Mikey Taylor wants to do a 180 on the current direction of thousand oaks

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2022, 12:33:27 PM »
city council staaaars

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2022, 12:46:09 PM »
Could anyone imagine picking a 40 year old candidate named "Mikey"
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2022, 12:46:20 PM »
Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2022, 12:48:03 PM »
Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.

You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2022, 12:54:18 PM »
Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.

Or push for stuff that benefits his businesses.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2022, 01:00:00 PM »
Mikey Taylor for Mare

ok mr mare, feast your ears on that spindoctors mix!

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2022, 01:13:07 PM »
Mikey Taylor for Gentrification

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2022, 01:16:31 PM »
Low key tired of reading the same horse jokes all the time. Kinda mean to bully someone about their appearance but man what a goof this guy is.

Straight up gentrifier what is his educational background anyway. Never heard of the schools his wife went to but good for her. The whole I run a business therefore I can run government is some dumbass right wing rhetoric. Some of those foos in the left wing pro thread seem to have a better education and understanding of political theory but shit as weíve seen none of that matters these days in politics. Anyway itís just city council

Fuck housing for profit tho housing is a human right.

His h&m tier fit LOL

Im sure bro is reading this LOLing in his live laugh love pumpkin spice ass living room he seems to be a real sucker for the system

nothing's been the since same

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2022, 01:28:55 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey

Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2022, 01:32:21 PM »
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.



Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2022, 01:34:44 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer

Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2022, 01:36:02 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.

Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2022, 01:46:00 PM »

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2022, 01:57:37 PM »
He can only vote neigh


You got me crying here...perfect.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2022, 02:01:03 PM »

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2022, 02:01:18 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
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Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2022, 02:02:10 PM »
These two things donít equalÖ

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2022, 02:15:12 PM »
But will his business partner and COO be involved in the campaign?

Also if the Sketch Hitchcock guy on here is Skitch - you are a legend!

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2022, 02:17:29 PM »
What the fuck is up with that long winded campaign announce?
Dude is really full of himself if he thinks voters give two fuxx about his complete, unabridged biography. Your wifeís degrees? Seriously?
You wanna tell us about yours?
OhÖ nevermind.
Just tell us youíre a pro business, anti tax, neo-con & hope that you read the electorate correctly in your gamble to become fewture mayor/congressman/senator/president, or whatever your endgame is.
Good for you, Mikey.
Iím happy for you.
Now chop out the chit-chat & get down to the fax, so the good citizens of Thousand Groves (or whatever your subdivision is called) can remember to give your ass the stick on Election Day.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2022, 02:21:09 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
[close]

Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
[close]

Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
[close]

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.

https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2022, 02:25:02 PM »
Of all the things that I disliked about that video, the weirdest thing is him talking about his 10, 7, and 2 year old children all raising their families and starting businesses in the same town he grew up in. Itís so weird to me that people think this way. Let life happen my guy.

I had a friend whose parents offered to help him and his wife with a down payment on a house only if it was within 5-10 minutes from the house he grew up in. They wanted to buy a place 20 minutes away and they took the money off the table.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2022, 02:32:45 PM »
I want the shit Mikeys smoking

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2022, 02:39:21 PM »
Heís going to be the president someday