Mike Taylor for City Council

[RoaryMcTwang]

First motion: rename the place to Thousand Oats.

[SatanicPanic]

I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?

[Made In China]

Mikey is only 400ish votes above the fourth top candidate, who is some dude named Kyle Rohbach. I looked at this website and he seems to be a left leaning Democrat? The trend with voting is that people who lean left tend to vote by mail instead of voting in person, which means that their ballots are counted later on and can swing a narrow margin like this. I saw it happen in my city a few years back with some progressive city council candidates in the same situation as this. The progressive left leaning candidate was in fourth for two or three weeks before he finally just barely got enough votes to take third. It's very possible that this Kyle guy beats Mikey in the end.

TLDR: don't count your horses just yet.

[bobbersonbob]

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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

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Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?

Maybe Kanteen wasn't misspelling "gon". I'm starting to think she was referring to the 2022 GON Horse & Rider Regalia Parade. https://www.gatheringofnations.com/horse-rider-parade/

[Gene_Harrogate]

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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

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Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?

They’re trying to say that you guys are all unSTABLE for picking on Mikey.  He is CHOMPING AT THE BIT to STIRRUP the thousand oaks community. Now go to bed! It’s PASTURE bedtime.

[bobbersonbob]

First motion: rename the place to Thousand Oats.

Ha! I'm gonna start tossing all my moth-ridden oats at the front door of Mike's church.

[bobbersonbob]

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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

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Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?

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They’re trying to say that you guys are all unSTABLE for picking on Mikey.  He is CHOMPING AT THE BIT to STIRRUP the thousand oaks community. Now go to bed! It’s PASTURE bedtime.

Holy shit! You've definitely been holding the reins on that PUNtiferic exposé.

[greenbeans]

He’s not going to be the president at all.

☝️

[Candied cigarettes]

Is there a Mikey Taylor animorphs thing on here?

[$$LESH]

Is there a Mikey Taylor animorphs thing on here?

[manysnakes]

[Atiba Applebum]

Having had to google Klaus Schwab, what is so eyebrow raising about the head of the World Economic Forum meeting with G20 leaders?   Is this some “globalist” dog whistle?

[pugmaster]

Pretty sure they're turning frogs gay

[jakeumms]

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Having had to google Klaus Schwab, what is so eyebrow raising about the head of the World Economic Forum meeting with G20 leaders?   Is this some “globalist” dog whistle?

Peter Sweden is a far-right vlogger. In this case "he's just asking questions" and implying there is a ZOG

[Steely Daniel]

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Having had to google Klaus Schwab, what is so eyebrow raising about the head of the World Economic Forum meeting with G20 leaders?   Is this some “globalist” dog whistle?

You just googled the wrong name. I know fuck all about this situation but I looked up the pastor and the poster he retweeted and they both seem highly suspect, to say the least. Mikey Taylor seems greasy as fuck and I will never tire of any related horse puns directed to this long-faced clown.

[Badmeaningood]

So, did he w(h)in(nie) or not?

[RoaryMcTwang]

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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

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Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?

[close]

They’re trying to say that you guys are all unSTABLE for picking on Mikey.  He is CHOMPING AT THE BIT to STIRRUP the thousand oaks community. Now go to bed! It’s PASTURE bedtime.

Good boy!

[Robert Baratheon]

First motion: rename the place to Thousand Oats.

Gnared. 10/10

[GAY]

Look, I'm all for junk humor, but all of these shots at his looks undercut the reality that there's SO MUCH MATERIAL with which to mock this opportunistic disconnected butthole that have nothing to do with his face.

[LB]

Look, I'm all for junk humor, but all of these shots at his looks undercut the reality that there's SO MUCH MATERIAL with which to mock this opportunistic disconnected butthole that have nothing to do with his face.

what about his HANDS?

[GAY]

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Look, I'm all for junk humor, but all of these shots at his looks undercut the reality that there's SO MUCH MATERIAL with which to mock this opportunistic disconnected butthole that have nothing to do with his face.

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what about his HANDS?

Oh it's open season on this motherfucker's hands.

[ungzilla]

his stupid lil hands are so dumb

[one-off]

The true very stable genius

[dannyprovolone]

Hands? Do you mean hooves?

[bobbersonbob]

It would behoove this thread for its members to start directing their criticisms at how Mike's going to ruin his neeeeeeeeighhhhborhood.

[Atiba Applebum]

It would behoove this thread for its members to start directing their criticisms at how Mike's going to ruin his neeeeeeeeighhhhborhood.

Did he win?   Couldn’t see anything definitive on whether he edged out the College Humor guy

[bobbersonbob]

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It would behoove this thread for its members to start directing their criticisms at how Mike's going to ruin his neeeeeeeeighhhhborhood.

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Did he win?   Couldn’t see anything definitive on whether he edged out the College Humor guy

Kyle Rohrbach is behind by appx. 600 votes. He's still more qualified to assume this role than Taylor, but there's such a huge push within local churches that fought for Mike.

[EdLawndale]

Probably didn't hurt Mikey Taylor that he was endorsed by the Ventura County Republican Party and was included in their voter guide. So, he's a Republican.

[bobbersonbob]

Probably didn't hurt Mikey Taylor that he was endorsed by the Ventura County Republican Party and was included in their voter guide. So, he's a Republican.

And all the churches voted off that voter guide, which for the life of me I will never understand. Their earthly godhead, Jesus, was 100% a socialist. I forget the verse, but it's in Matthew that Jesus basically says, "Give up your earthly possessions, and follow me so that the Kingdom of Heaven will be attainable.

[too fakie]

I can’t believe the guy in this video used to skate, let alone was pro for Alien.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClCKagRMC9K/?hl=en