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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2022, 02:45:23 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
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Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
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Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
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EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand

i had to google what this was and damn! as much as I admire business minded/ entrepreneur mindsets i equally find it just as obnoxious when people "push" it onto you like politics or religion.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2022, 02:59:38 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
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Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
[close]

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
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https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand
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i had to google what this was and damn! as much as I admire business minded/ entrepreneur mindsets i equally find it just as obnoxious when people "push" it onto you like politics or religion.
I wouldn't, 9.97 times out of 10 what is really behind these "self-made" people is family money/connections, luck, or both.

And yet most of the time these people think they made it themselves. It's a foundational part of the American myth, the Protestant work ethic, whatever you wanna call it.

Case in point with Mr. Taylor: my man thinks he's a genius for gentrifying neighborhoods with the shitload of money he got by being an early investor in St Archer at a great time in the craft beer industry wave.

They got bought out by Big Beer, and this goofball has parlayed that initial enormous stroke of good fortune into an image of this business guru rather than shutting up and thanking the universe for investing in Saint Archer when he did.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2022, 03:08:16 PM »
Dude sounds like he went to the ben shapiro school of public speaking, just mad smug and nasally with it

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2022, 03:13:35 PM »

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2022, 03:25:03 PM »
If you think MT still cares about skateboarding, you are wrong. He was the cling on that got booted from almost every company he was on. To go from the City Stars crew to ending up on Sovrn is a sign you blew it.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2022, 03:28:18 PM »
Ah politics, the natural progression of a born grifter
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2022, 03:30:42 PM »
If you think MT still cares about skateboarding, you are wrong. He was the cling on that got booted from almost every company he was on. To go from the City Stars crew to ending up on Sovrn is a sign you blew it.
He didn’t “end up” on SOVRN, he created the GD brand so he could remain relevant a little longer.
It’s crucial to his back story, as an up & coming political mover/shaker.
He’ll bring it up on the campaign trail. A lot. Over & over again. Between references to his wife’s academic credentials & his plans for his children's fewture.
You’ll see.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2022, 03:48:27 PM »
Politics are one big “Dog and Pony show” anyways. So it’s fitting he’s running.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2022, 04:00:53 PM »
He'd make a great politician and I mean that in the worst possible way.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2022, 04:02:26 PM »
If you think MT still cares about skateboarding, you are wrong. He was the cling on that got booted from almost every company he was on. To go from the City Stars crew to ending up on Sovrn is a sign you blew it.

Santa Cruz Mikey Taylor made the jump to City Stars very surprising.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2022, 04:23:41 PM »
Who is he running against? These things are usually a two horse race.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2022, 04:29:02 PM »
This could be the start of what eventually becomes a great Netflix documentary series.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2022, 06:16:16 PM »
This could be the start of what eventually becomes a great Netflix documentary series.

Big fan of true crime. “He seemed so normal and nice!”

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2022, 06:34:19 PM »
Who is he running against? These things are usually a two horse race.

Heh
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2022, 06:46:25 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer

Whoa. Mikey dense... so dense.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2022, 06:47:59 PM »
I do not like his mane

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2022, 08:07:42 PM »
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2022, 08:10:41 PM »
Mikey Taylor has the same resume as a Sims character.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2022, 08:21:31 PM »
He’s going to be the president someday

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #49 on: July 25, 2022, 10:48:31 PM »
what a bullshit artist, a crook.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2022, 10:53:54 PM »

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2022, 12:54:07 AM »
Who is he running against? These things are usually a two horse race.

Wouldn't be surprised if he whinnies.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2022, 03:09:55 AM »
Can we set up a PAC for his opponents

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2022, 04:27:56 AM »
We are going to enter a deep recession and possibly a housing market meltdown. All the "super smart" house flippers were just riding a long wave of easy borrowing low interest rates that created another housing bubble. This is 2008 all over again and a lot of house flipers are about to go broke. Let´s see how he plays it in this scenario.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2022, 05:20:18 AM »

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2022, 05:43:14 AM »

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2022, 05:44:24 AM »
I can't wait to see more of this. Would be so entertaining if he actually won too

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2022, 05:53:00 AM »
I know everyone's pretty set on the horse comparisons but his new bloated face and little bit of Flappy hair on-top really remind me of the characters in this old sea monkeys show
https://youtu.be/G62o0m7P-s4

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #58 on: July 26, 2022, 05:55:33 AM »
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He’s going to be the president someday
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I can just imagine him driving around the neighborhood for 8 hours a day measuring people grass and ripping out flamingo lawn ornaments.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2022, 06:06:24 AM »
I love Thousand Oaks, but it makes me the worst psychopathic maniac.