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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2022, 06:20:17 AM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
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Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
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Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
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https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand

This is absolutely the worst thing about his public persona.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #61 on: July 26, 2022, 06:38:18 AM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
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Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
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Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
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https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand

And this is a commune how?

I really don’t like the cut of his jib.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2022, 06:53:45 AM »
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What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2022, 06:54:41 AM »
I watched one of his reels just to see how bad it was and now that's all IG suggests.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2022, 08:28:54 AM »
Coming in late. Has anyone mentioned how he looks like a horse? If not, he looks like a horse

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #65 on: July 26, 2022, 08:45:07 AM »
Mikey Taylor for Mare

"Ok Mr. Mare, feast your ears on that Spindoctors Mix"

https://youtu.be/ZjvTXdSkIts

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2022, 09:10:53 AM »
I can't wait to see more of this. Would be so entertaining if he actually won too
Nah, I can almost guarantee that the policies he would be pushing would not benefit the majority of the people in his city. Mikey is one of those businessman turned politicians that doesn't know a rat's ass about what he's doing and is only in it so he can increase his brand and push policies that would eventually lead to him (and other rich business owners) to make more money. We don't need more of those fools in politics, we already got way too many of them.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2022, 09:17:30 AM »
Lots of jealous folks around here when somebody makes some dough. Why the long faces?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2022, 09:18:32 AM »
Mikey Taylor quickly trying to become most insufferable guy in skateboarding

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #69 on: July 26, 2022, 09:18:51 AM »
I wish him all the best. If I lived there I'd vote for him
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #70 on: July 26, 2022, 09:39:40 AM »
I love how Mikey Taylor just keeps breeding. I was so worried there was a shortage of equestrian faced finance bros out in the world “educating” people on social media and making communities “better”.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #71 on: July 26, 2022, 10:19:42 AM »
I've never heard of this one-horse town

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #72 on: July 26, 2022, 04:10:53 PM »
Mikey Taylor quickly trying to became most insufferable guy in skateboarding

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #73 on: July 26, 2022, 04:15:45 PM »
I don’t trust anyone that tries to sell you ways to make money

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #74 on: July 26, 2022, 04:19:03 PM »
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
[close]

Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
[close]

Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
[close]

Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
[close]

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
[close]

https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand
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This is absolutely the worst thing about his public persona.

“taxes are a big expense” - earth shattering stuff, thanks Mikey.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #75 on: July 26, 2022, 04:28:41 PM »
Mikey Taylor quickly trying to become most insufferable guy in skateboarding

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #76 on: July 26, 2022, 04:58:44 PM »
The city I come from is 1000x cooler than Thousand Oaks.

And I've seen developers come in heavy over the past 20 years, throwing their money around and just trying to make a buck of the place, but really all they do is just make a muck of it.  They don't really care about the city's character or its valuable aspects that should be preserved. As far as they're concerned, all that shit can go to the wayside...

Build a huge hotel on the side of a bluff (that residents have been fighting against for at least three decades)? Sure go ahead! Does it matter that the jackhammer-explosion construction may be fast-tracking the erosion of the unstable bluff, contributing to collapses? Nope! Nothing to see here!

Raise the rent and force the eviction of two longstanding local businesses? Why not?! Tell us you're doing it to raze the building and build affordable housing? Okay, well, I guess that's different! Oh, shit, something happened and you're gonna now keep the building but just put a fancy, expensive restaurant in there? Guess that's how it goes!

Buy out a longstanding local bar/restaurant that has been in the community for decades in a building that resembles a pirate ship then submit plans to raze it and architecture designs that look like a two story hospital cafeteria? Let's do this shit!

That's just the tip of the iceberg and a lot of this crap gets pushed through because you get development-hungry pushovers like Mikey Taylor in significant roles such as City Councilmembers.

Guy doesn't even have the integrity to take the blame for rear-ending someone getting of the freeway and you expect him to stand up to detrimental forces in your community?
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #77 on: July 26, 2022, 05:18:43 PM »
I don’t trust anyone that tries to sell you ways to make money

It is beyond me how a person with two brain cells cannot tell that ANYONE selling you a money making scheme is running a scam. The best part is that I don’t think Mikey is bright enough to know it’s a scam.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #78 on: July 26, 2022, 06:36:28 PM »
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I don’t trust anyone that tries to sell you ways to make money
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It is beyond me how a person with two brain cells cannot tell that ANYONE selling you a money making scheme is running a scam. The best part is that I don’t think Mikey is bright enough to know it’s a scam.
yeah from what it sounds like the way he got some real money was basically a scam that happened to work out for him and he never even realized

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #79 on: July 26, 2022, 07:18:45 PM »
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #80 on: July 26, 2022, 07:19:43 PM »
Ngl he seems par for the course to be city council for a place like Thousand Oaks. It’s one of the most affluent cities in North America and full of dog whistling trumpers who are swindler influencers
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #81 on: July 26, 2022, 07:42:08 PM »
I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #82 on: July 26, 2022, 07:49:14 PM »
I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone

Skaters are mostly morons and I don’t want them anywhere near the levers of power.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #83 on: July 26, 2022, 11:28:06 PM »
Maybe he thought it was Thousand Oats and he get super excited/hungey

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #84 on: July 26, 2022, 11:33:26 PM »
Lol the monthly salary for a city council person is $1800/mo…sigma grind set mikey

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #85 on: July 26, 2022, 11:37:39 PM »
This is what happens when you stick your dick in your high school sweetheart and end up with 4 kids, you have to keep yourself busy with bullshit.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #86 on: July 27, 2022, 06:07:19 AM »
Apparently not the first horse to run for consul:

Incitatus - Wikipedia

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #87 on: July 27, 2022, 06:22:10 AM »
Apparently not the first horse to run for consul:

Incitatus - Wikipedia

Hahaha wtf


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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #88 on: July 27, 2022, 06:31:23 AM »
I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone

If it's for worse, I'd say you shouldn't back it. And it seems like Mikey's heart is in the right place if by "right" you mean "shitty property developer seeking to loosen tax and zoning restrictions for his own future real estate projects" but yeah sure let's support his run because he skated to a fuckin doves song one time.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #89 on: July 27, 2022, 06:40:42 AM »
I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone

lol his heart is a wallet