What the fuck is up with that long winded campaign announce?
Dude is really full of himself if he thinks voters give two fuxx about his complete, unabridged biography. Your wife’s degrees? Seriously?
You wanna tell us about yours?
Oh… nevermind.
Just tell us you’re a pro business, anti tax, neo-con & hope that you read the electorate correctly in your gamble to become fewture mayor/congressman/senator/president, or whatever your endgame is.
Good for you, Mikey.
I’m happy for you.
Now chop out the chit-chat & get down to the fax, so the good citizens of Thousand Groves (or whatever your subdivision is called) can remember to give your ass the stick on Election Day.