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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #120 on: July 28, 2022, 03:52:28 AM »
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #121 on: July 28, 2022, 04:04:19 AM »
Is there anyway we can fuck with horse face online

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #122 on: July 28, 2022, 02:24:29 PM »
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #123 on: July 28, 2022, 02:27:35 PM »
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolute beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #124 on: July 28, 2022, 06:45:56 PM »
His horse face is really filling soon he will become football

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #125 on: July 28, 2022, 08:43:09 PM »
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #126 on: July 28, 2022, 08:46:45 PM »
His horse face is really filling soon he will become football

Watching the commune vid I was also thinking, wait a minute, the horse is barely accurate anymore (though the jokes are still priceless and you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth). But with that bloating, the horse might turn pancake soon

Also this is peak slap:

You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #127 on: July 28, 2022, 09:30:31 PM »
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Watching the commune vid I was also thinking, wait a minute, the horse is barely accurate anymore (though the jokes are still priceless and you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth). But with that bloating, the horse might turn pancake soon

Also this is peak slap:

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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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damn! i didnt know it'd come to this! but haha its pretty funny too that you pointed out you'd think he would've purchased domain names with these names..
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #128 on: July 29, 2022, 04:45:39 AM »
I wonder where he’ll have his insurrection. Should the Berrics be worried?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #129 on: July 29, 2022, 09:59:07 AM »
I wonder where he’ll have his insurrection. Should the Berrics be worried?
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #130 on: August 02, 2022, 12:46:16 PM »
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

That is amazing. Now charge him to buy them back.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #131 on: August 02, 2022, 12:56:51 PM »
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #132 on: August 02, 2022, 01:13:13 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother

URL’s that long are counterproductive.

Doing anything with them just to mess with someone is Wile E. Coyote levels of futility.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #133 on: August 02, 2022, 01:57:29 PM »
I think he should have used park footage wearing a helmet considering the demographic he is targeting according to the overall messaging.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #134 on: August 02, 2022, 02:17:34 PM »
so funny


what's next fucking mike mo for student government

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #135 on: August 02, 2022, 04:59:54 PM »
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

He just screenshotted these and put them on his IG story with the caption "here we go..."
lol

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #136 on: August 02, 2022, 06:10:17 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother

Why should someone participate in a democracy and spend their time advocating against those that will do harm to society if they are put in a position of power? Is this really your question?

Mikey Taylor has bad takes on nearly everything and smugly views himself as genius. He arrogantly can't understand why most people don't own apartment complexes or why they didn't just work hard enough to be a pro skater at age 16 (or whenever he went pro) who was making nearly half a million for jumping around on his skateboard.

He acts like he is a cross between Adam Smith and Henry Ford because he bought a few storage units and had wealthy family/friends to invest in his brilliant idea to get this... no one has ever thought of this... sell beer. If he didn't come from money and didn't win the lotto being a pro skater, he'd be doing nothing. This man is not built to be an assistant manager of a banana stand, let alone a city council person.

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"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #137 on: August 02, 2022, 06:12:26 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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He just screenshotted these and put them on his IG story with the caption "here we go..."
lol

screenshat it




I noticed two grammatical errors lol

nothing's been the since same

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #138 on: August 02, 2022, 07:04:31 PM »
slap must stop this dude at all costs

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #139 on: August 02, 2022, 07:22:00 PM »
Mikey Taylor was never good if he tried to make it in skateboarding today he would be flow

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #140 on: August 02, 2022, 07:38:37 PM »
Late Capitalism will not be kind to Mikey Taylor.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #141 on: August 02, 2022, 07:57:49 PM »
Mikey Taylor for Mare

Damn. Fucking nailed it.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #142 on: August 02, 2022, 08:26:38 PM »
Why is Pixlr complete fucking garbage? Worst update ever. Are there any decent free alternatives?




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"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #143 on: August 02, 2022, 10:13:43 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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He just screenshotted these and put them on his IG story with the caption "here we go..."
lol
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screenshat it




I noticed two grammatical errors lol

The sills to pay the bills!

I could’ve sworn Mikey was from Newbury Park? It’s a lot more rural with plenty of space for him to run and TO adjacent
Tyshawn seems like the kind of guy to hate everyone at least a little bit

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #144 on: August 03, 2022, 03:56:24 AM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother
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Why should someone participate in a democracy and spend their time advocating against those that will do harm to society if they are put in a position of power? Is this really your question?

Mikey Taylor has bad takes on nearly everything and smugly views himself as genius. He arrogantly can't understand why most people don't own apartment complexes or why they didn't just work hard enough to be a pro skater at age 16 (or whenever he went pro) who was making nearly half a million for jumping around on his skateboard.

He acts like he is a cross between Adam Smith and Henry Ford because he bought a few storage units and had wealthy family/friends to invest in his brilliant idea to get this... no one has ever thought of this... sell beer. If he didn't come from money and didn't win the lotto being a pro skater, he'd be doing nothing. This man is not built to be an assistant manager of a banana stand, let alone a city council person.



Then just don't vote for him. That's democracy.

Not vindictive smear campaigns. You must have not much going on (like most people on here) to get this worked up over this that you would go to these lengths.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #145 on: August 03, 2022, 06:22:58 AM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother
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Why should someone participate in a democracy and spend their time advocating against those that will do harm to society if they are put in a position of power? Is this really your question?

Mikey Taylor has bad takes on nearly everything and smugly views himself as genius. He arrogantly can't understand why most people don't own apartment complexes or why they didn't just work hard enough to be a pro skater at age 16 (or whenever he went pro) who was making nearly half a million for jumping around on his skateboard.

He acts like he is a cross between Adam Smith and Henry Ford because he bought a few storage units and had wealthy family/friends to invest in his brilliant idea to get this... no one has ever thought of this... sell beer. If he didn't come from money and didn't win the lotto being a pro skater, he'd be doing nothing. This man is not built to be an assistant manager of a banana stand, let alone a city council person.


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Then just don't vote for him. That's democracy.

Not vindictive smear campaigns. You must have not much going on (like most people on here) to get this worked up over this that you would go to these lengths.
You could say we're all... terminally online?

Edit: also, you average nearly 4 posts a day so you must not have much going on, either
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #146 on: August 03, 2022, 06:58:32 AM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
[close]

That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother
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Why should someone participate in a democracy and spend their time advocating against those that will do harm to society if they are put in a position of power? Is this really your question?

Mikey Taylor has bad takes on nearly everything and smugly views himself as genius. He arrogantly can't understand why most people don't own apartment complexes or why they didn't just work hard enough to be a pro skater at age 16 (or whenever he went pro) who was making nearly half a million for jumping around on his skateboard.



He acts like he is a cross between Adam Smith and Henry Ford because he bought a few storage units and had wealthy family/friends to invest in his brilliant idea to get this... no one has ever thought of this... sell beer. If he didn't come from money and didn't win the lotto being a pro skater, he'd be doing nothing. This man is not built to be an assistant manager of a banana stand, let alone a city council person.


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Then just don't vote for him. That's democracy.

Not vindictive smear campaigns. You must have not much going on (like most people on here) to get this worked up over this that you would go to these lengths.
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You could say we're all... terminally online?

Edit: also, you average nearly 4 posts a day so you must not have much going on, either

I work from home.

I don't go out of my way to create websites to take down and ruin the reputation of people I don't even know. Why people would do that I can't even imagine
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #147 on: August 03, 2022, 09:00:08 AM »
@RichardBarkley I do not agree with your it is better just not to get involved view of politics.  Democracy doesn't start and end at the voting booth. Voting is the bare-minimum not the maximum.

So far--just this year--Richard Uihlein has "donated" 29 million dollars, Kenneth Griffin 21 million, Lawrence Ellison 20 million, Peter Thiel 20 million, Jeffrey Yass 13 million, Shirley Ryan 10 million to conservative political action committees. This is 113 million dollars spent on influencing elections putting people with shit takes in power.

If someone spends 45 dollars and 30 minutes of time putting together a website, it is pretty minimal effort in a system that requires voting, volunteering (door-to-door canvassing, making phone calls, etc.), and "donations" to "work."

Mikey Taylor is a spoiled jerk who never worked an actual job a day in his life. He has no empathy for or understanding of those who actually have to go to work. His arrogant takes on the economy, politics, and life should be marginalized not at the center of city government. The last thing Thousand Oaks or America needs is another landlord who thinks he is the messiah because he got lucky.

If the website was a photo of Mr. Ed, that'd be unfair. But a website that points out his bad takes, how fucking dumb he is, and says, "this dude is not capable of running a city" is more than fine.

Why would it be a good idea to sit back and watch a person with horrible takes put those takes into action? Why sit back and watch him try to obtain political power so he can make life easier for himself and other millionaires while making life harder for the rest of us? I donated money in the last election cycle to candidates that I don't know personally to prevent people like this asshole from obtaining power. I gave money to those who actually want to improve America and make it better for everyday people, not landlords who worry about businesses more than people.

While I can't find much evidence of Mikey donating to charity (not surprised there), you don't think his storage money influences the outcomes of elections in California?


Mikey Taylor is not some individual trying to live his life outside of the limelight. He is an arrogant wanna-be influencer turned politician who thinks all former pros wish they were him. Pointing out his dumb ass ideas and the negative impact he makes on the world is more than fine.
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"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #148 on: August 03, 2022, 11:24:44 AM »
How much longer till he transitions into Mike Taylor. I wouldn’t put anyone named Mikey in a position of power aside from third grade class president

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #149 on: August 03, 2022, 11:32:19 AM »
How much longer till he transitions into Mike Taylor. I wouldn’t put anyone named Mikey in a position of power aside from third grade class president

I actually could see him staying with Mikey because he’s under the illusion that it makes him more relatable. “I’m Mikey, I’m cool, I’m young”