Mike Taylor for City Council

[Puddy Smally]

Voters I imagine did not want that smug horse mouthed mug terrorizing their eyes regularly.

That’s what nightmares are made of.

[EdLawndale]

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According to the Ventura Country election night reporting website Mikey is out by over 5000 votes at this point.

https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/CA/Ventura/115748/web.303253/#/detail/79

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he's got roughly 300 votes on rohrbach

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no, he was up by 300 votes (it was roughly 9400 to 9700), but now he's down by 5000 (roughly 10,000 to 15,000). probably safe to say he lost

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[skunty]

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According to the Ventura Country election night reporting website Mikey is out by over 5000 votes at this point.

https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/CA/Ventura/115748/web.303253/#/detail/79

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he's got roughly 300 votes on rohrbach

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no, he was up by 300 votes (it was roughly 9400 to 9700), but now he's down by 5000 (roughly 10,000 to 15,000). probably safe to say he lost

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oh fuck youre right... i assumed the newer link was ranked top to bottom but its not. gonna delete my previous comment

[GAY]

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idk seems kinda silly that people will use the tech as a scapegoat. the landlords all being like "well we wouldnt have done it had it not been for that software!!" seems so dumb. yes tech brings about some dumb ass shit, but we as humans are the ones utilizing the tech for dumb ass shit.

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Wishing big tech could come up with a facial recognition software that could help explain what exactly it is that makes Mikey's face so unbearably punchable

LOL

Honestly I think it has more to do with the things that come out of that face combined with the look of that face. That's what moves people to clench their fists and scrunch their eyes.

[TheLurper]

Fuck, it is going to be close. Really, hoping this asshat loses.

With three seats up for grabs, incumbent Bob Engler (20%) and David Newman (15%) have secured the first two. The third and final seat will come down to Kyle Rohrbach vs. Mikey Taylor, who as of 1:27 a.m. Wednesday, were separated by 292 votes, with Taylor leading.

https://www.toacorn.com/articles/local-election-results/

[GumOnMyGrip]

Has he posted his victory speech yet?

I was being sarcastic at the time - but if I jinxed this…
Straight to -666 rep. I deserve it.

[ok boomer]

if he loses, will he call it election fraud?

[L33Tg33k]

Holee shit, I couldn’t be more on the edge of my seat! This is the real barn burner right here. (‘Cause he’s a horse)

[SHARPSHOOTER]

Those bronze56k radio ads are really paying off for Michael, legalizing skateboarder murder seems to be a stable(horse) platform

[Pooh Drunx]

Its so cringe that he goes by "Mikey" now but when he was a skater he was "Mike" Id vote for a Mike way before a Mikey any day.

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Probably thinks it looks hip to go by "Mikey" for his "brand"

[TastyBurrito]

Probably thinks it looks hip to go by "Mikey" for his "brand"

This. "Mikey" reads as youthful, informal, and approachable.

"Mike" and "Michael" come off as very rigid, but professional.

[formula420]

Its so cringe that he goes by "Mikey" now but when he was a skater he was "Mike" Id vote for a Mike way before a Mikey any day.

What makes you think he went by Mike, considering his alien pro models and his title card in mind field say Mikey?

[Abyss1]

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Probably thinks it looks hip to go by "Mikey" for his "brand"

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This. "Mikey" reads as youthful, informal, and approachable.

"Mike" and "Michael" come off as very rigid, but professional.

It's like Johnny or Vinny...but yea could see how SoCAL bros would like it on the ballot

[L33Tg33k]

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Its so cringe that he goes by "Mikey" now but when he was a skater he was "Mike" Id vote for a Mike way before a Mikey any day.

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What makes you think he went by Mike, considering his alien pro models and his title card in mind field say Mikey?

Somebody wasn’t around for his City Stars and In Bloom days.

[work_lurker]

Mike doesn't TRULY (used lightly considering my last set of parentheses) care for Matt or the fact that he's destitute and mentally ill.

His primary interests are not for the community. I know this because, in person, he 99% talks about business growth. He rarely brings up anything that doesn't involve building wealth. And the 1% of the time that he does, it seems like filler. That shouldn't be a surprise since that's most of all his social media content. He's very one-dimensional.

He's absolutely using his brother's story as cannon fodder to bolster his own political gains.

(I believe he would actually care more for his brother if it wasn't for his wife and her fearmongering of Matt. She has created derision between Matt and Mike)

Are you Bob Engler? Current projected win for Thousand Oaks city council?

[too fakie]

One of his competitors should have played the intro from his Skate More part at the debate.

[SatanicPanic]

Oh well it’s just Thousand Oaks

[nonickname]

One of the other candidates that helped split the vote was named ANOIEL KHORSHID

Which unscrambled is HORSE HID NAK OIL...I need Bobby to look into this. This goes way deeper than we all thought.

[bobbersonbob]

One of the other candidates that helped split the vote was named ANOIEL KHORSHID

Which unscrambled is HORSE HID NAK OIL...I need Bobby to look into this. This goes way deeper than we all thought.

Horse = Mike, Hid = Past tense of to hide, Nak Oil = Snake Oil. I'll sherlock this shit. Mike is a covert snake oil salesman, but if he were to admit it he'd say it like this:

[bobbersonbob]

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Mike doesn't TRULY (used lightly considering my last set of parentheses) care for Matt or the fact that he's destitute and mentally ill.

His primary interests are not for the community. I know this because, in person, he 99% talks about business growth. He rarely brings up anything that doesn't involve building wealth. And the 1% of the time that he does, it seems like filler. That shouldn't be a surprise since that's most of all his social media content. He's very one-dimensional.

He's absolutely using his brother's story as cannon fodder to bolster his own political gains.

(I believe he would actually care more for his brother if it wasn't for his wife and her fearmongering of Matt. She has created derision between Matt and Mike)

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Are you Bob Engler? Current projected win for Thousand Oaks city council?

That'd be hilarious if he took to skate forums to shit on his opponent.

[vinithebr]

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Probably thinks it looks hip to go by "Mikey" for his "brand"

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This. "Mikey" reads as youthful, informal, and approachable.

"Mike" and "Michael" come off as very rigid, but professional.

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It's like Johnny or Vinny...but yea could see how SoCAL bros would like it on the ballot

I can confirm that vinnys are very approachable

[TheLurper]

He is in third place by a few hundred votes. What a bummer. Split ticket with a ton of candidates and the crazy guy forced out passing down the seat to Mikey. What a bummer. Sad day for skateboarding that this kook makes it to elected office. And, sad day for anyone who isn't a millionaire.

https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/CA/Ventura/115748/web.303253/#/detail/79

[Kanteen Russell]

I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

[jakeumms]

I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

The guy is the handpicked candidate of a known Christian Nationalist. You're trolling yourself with that vote fool

[SHARPSHOOTER]

Dude did he actually win a seat? That’s wild, Mikey for mare

[Lou Strux]

I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

I love the fact that a.) Mikey’s wife is a SLAP user, and b.) she knew skate history well enough to make a humorous reference in her user name.

[DaleSr]

I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

We don't hate Mikey for his looks. We hate him because he's a shallow, greedy and stupid man

[Atiba Applebum]

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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

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We don't hate Mikey for his looks. We hate him because he's a shallow, greedy and stupid man

Aka the Foal Monty

[Hefe43]

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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

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We don't hate Mikey for his looks. We hate him because he's a shallow, greedy and stupid man

I actually hate that fools underdeveloped chin tho