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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2022, 01:03:24 PM »
Since this is the only spot where us football perverts are talking, whats your guys' take on the Watson/Browns disaster? Hopefully they hit him with the indefinite suspension because six games is absurd

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« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2022, 04:21:04 PM »
Yeah I thought 6 was ridiculous, I hope heís out for the season. I know Baker had some bad games/horrible throws last year but I think the browns made a mistake letting him go (may eat my words on that one but weíll see)

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2022, 04:29:24 PM »
Watson is a piece of shit, and itís amazing the arbitration only gave him 6 games. It does sound like the NFL will appea and give him more thoÖ

Which they absolutely should, and the Browns are awful for mortgaging all those picks and $250M guaranteed on this asshole.

I always rooted for the Browns as underdogs and itís been a nice few years for them, now Iíll throw them in the trash next to the Packers (but thatís for my own homer reasons theyíre not as bad as the Browns)

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2022, 04:36:55 PM »
first year of his contract is only for 1 million or soÖ he knew damn well a suspension was coming down for his degeneracy. Slimy.

I hope baker puts up career numbers week 1
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2022, 12:17:00 AM »
No matter what happens in our draft, Iím not touching Christian McCaffrey with a 100 foot pole. Never forget when one of you crazy bastards started pretty much all Broncos players. If you are planning to do it again , hope you get Russell Wilson
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2022, 08:27:11 AM »
I always rooted for the Browns as underdogs and itís been a nice few years for them, now Iíll throw them in the trash
Gross they wanted Watson. Was hoping this ordeal went more the Ray Rice route. Cut by team, suspended for 1 year then no team signs. End of career. Houston could have made a huge statement by cutting him

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2022, 08:38:10 AM »
Iím not even sure a Watson-style dual threat would be as effective nowadays anyway. DCís have them figured out now.

Dual threats tend to be very scheme-dependent. Itís why Kaepernick was terrible after Greg Roman was out in SF. Greg Roman is in Baltimore now making Lamar look somewhat decent.
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2022, 09:39:15 AM »
Iím not even sure a Watson-style dual threat would be as effective nowadays anyway. DCís have them figured out now.

Dual threats tend to be very scheme-dependent. Itís why Kaepernick was terrible after Greg Roman was out in SF. Greg Roman is in Baltimore now making Lamar look somewhat decent.

To be fair, despite the rushing TDs Watson is far from a true dual threat qb. He's very much a classic big guy pocket passer under ideal circumstances but he's been playing from behind against soft coverage for half his career which has allowed him to kind of pad his rushing stats. He's not afraid to tuck it for an easy first when the secondary drops off 30 yards, but I can't think of many designed runs he's called. I see him as a lot closer to Dak than Lamar or Kyler. Actually "Evil Dak" is probably pretty accurate hahaha.

I also think that while he's likely to be a top 10 fantasy qb he's probably a little overrated for actual football purposes. Hes the king of garbage time so on paper things look a little rosier than they really were and I say that as a guy who's started him every week he's played since 2017. There were so many times he'd be on like 8pts heading into the 4th and then put up 200 yds and 2 tds after the other team put in their backups.

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2022, 10:03:19 AM »
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Iím not even sure a Watson-style dual threat would be as effective nowadays anyway. DCís have them figured out now.

Dual threats tend to be very scheme-dependent. Itís why Kaepernick was terrible after Greg Roman was out in SF. Greg Roman is in Baltimore now making Lamar look somewhat decent.
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To be fair, despite the rushing TDs Watson is far from a true dual threat qb. He's very much a classic big guy pocket passer under ideal circumstances but he's been playing from behind against soft coverage for half his career which has allowed him to kind of pad his rushing stats. He's not afraid to tuck it for an easy first when the secondary drops off 30 yards, but I can't think of many designed runs he's called. I see him as a lot closer to Dak than Lamar or Kyler. Actually "Evil Dak" is probably pretty accurate hahaha.

I also think that while he's likely to be a top 10 fantasy qb he's probably a little overrated for actual football purposes. Hes the king of garbage time so on paper things look a little rosier than they really were and I say that as a guy who's started him every week he's played since 2017. There were so many times he'd be on like 8pts heading into the 4th and then put up 200 yds and 2 tds after the other team put in their backups.

Sheís basically a shorter Cam.

That Cleveland scheme does not fit his skill sets at all. Theyíre a ground a pound team. Cleveland is to QBís what Chicago is to receivers.

Dual threats also tend to hit the wall faster. RG3 had an incredibly short prime. So did Marcus Mariota, even with him being a starter now.
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2022, 10:44:17 AM »
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I set the draft to be September 4th at 8pm pst. It will be a snake draft and the order will be set an hour before the draft.
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Since Iím new to this league, did you need my email address?
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I havent heard anyone leave the league but if someone does I will pm you for your email

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I set the draft to be September 4th at 8pm pst. It will be a snake draft and the order will be set an hour before the draft.
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Haha fuck Iíll be at a Phish showÖ.

Praying to the auto draft gods (or just doing it in the middle of the show like a dweeb)
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You can set your draft to pick either players or positions per round. If you do draft during the Phish show please take a pic and post it here.

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2022, 06:33:25 PM »
Zach Wilson ACL tear from what Iím hearing.
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2022, 07:56:58 AM »
Zach Wilson ACL tear from what Iím hearing.

damn, thats a shame. jets forever cursed
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2022, 08:15:54 AM »
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Zach Wilson ACL tear from what Iím hearing.
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damn, thats a shame. jets forever cursed

Turns out he may have come out with just a PCL tear.

Birds looked good though.
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2022, 11:46:50 AM »
Watson will be suspended 11 games and fined $5 million.

Its a better punishment but still think it should have been a full year with a big fine.

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2022, 08:37:19 AM »
One more week until the draft. I hope all of you have been studying up on players. Still taking ideas for a last place punishment. Again if you dont want to participate please let me know so I can remove you and add someone else.

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2022, 08:43:55 AM »
One more week until the draft. I hope all of you have been studying up on players. Still taking ideas for a last place punishment. Again if you dont want to participate please let me know so I can remove you and add someone else.

I've been mock drafting and joining public leagues to study up and work on who I'm targeting

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2022, 11:03:24 AM »
One more week until the draft. I hope all of you have been studying up on players. Still taking ideas for a last place punishment. Again if you dont want to participate please let me know so I can remove you and add someone else.

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2022, 07:15:27 AM »
Loser has to film themselves sacking a rail of their choosing

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2022, 07:23:29 AM »
Loser has to film themselves sacking a rail of their choosing



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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2022, 08:54:24 AM »
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #50 on: August 31, 2022, 07:13:01 PM »
Extremely excited for this season gents. School taken over my life. Fantasy a nice escape from the daily grind. Also looking forward to seeing The Cowboys perform below expectations. Really intrigued with The Broncos & Panthers this season. If chemistry works, wow be fun to watch

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #51 on: August 31, 2022, 09:24:41 PM »
Yahoo gave me an A- for my draft tonight, which was the highest ranked in my league. $50 buy-in league too.
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2022, 09:26:48 AM »
Draft day, see you in the thunder dome


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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #53 on: September 04, 2022, 07:14:28 PM »
The draft order is out and surprisingly I have the first pick.

Let's have some fun drafting and may the odds be in your favor(but mostly on mine)

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2022, 07:41:07 PM »
Yahoo gave me an A- for my draft tonight, which was the highest ranked in my league. $50 buy-in league too.

Yahoo gave me a C and the lowest grade for this team

Mahomes
Henry
Chubb
Tyreek
Michael Thomas
Waller
David Montgomery
Miles Sanders
Melvin Gordon
Christian Kirk
Darrell Henderson
Mecole Hardman
Trey Burks

Yahoo also gave a B to the guy who took Josh Allen in the first round, George Pickens in the 9th and Skyy Moore in the 10th. I don't put a lot of stock in yahoo draft grades haha.

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2022, 10:58:08 PM »
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Yahoo gave me an A- for my draft tonight, which was the highest ranked in my league. $50 buy-in league too.
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Yahoo gave me a C and the lowest grade for this team

Mahomes
Henry
Chubb
Tyreek
Michael Thomas
Waller
David Montgomery
Miles Sanders
Melvin Gordon
Christian Kirk
Darrell Henderson
Mecole Hardman
Trey Burks

Yahoo also gave a B to the guy who took Josh Allen in the first round, George Pickens in the 9th and Skyy Moore in the 10th. I don't put a lot of stock in yahoo draft grades haha.

My A- squad was:

Lamar
Ekeler
Kamara
Deandre Swift
Courtland Sutton
Gabe Davis
Hockowski
Bateman
Elijah Moore
Rhamondre
Christian Kirk
Pat Freiermuth
Trevor Lawrence

C grade squad from tonight:

Trey Lance
Justin Jefferson
Courtland Sutton
Saquon
Javonte
Ertz
Chase Edmonds
Breece
Juju
Rhamondre
Elijah
Kmet
Trevor Lawrence
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #56 on: September 05, 2022, 11:07:27 AM »
I dropped the ball and was asleep by 10 p
M but imma work with what I got. Feeling good about it
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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #57 on: September 05, 2022, 11:57:32 AM »
Went heavy on RB but I feel like my WR are mid. Still looking forward to this year's draft.

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #58 on: September 05, 2022, 01:05:45 PM »
I'm pretty happy about mine. I got really lucky with the WRs that fell to me

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Re: Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2022
« Reply #59 on: September 05, 2022, 01:09:31 PM »
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I set the draft to be September 4th at 8pm pst. It will be a snake draft and the order will be set an hour before the draft.
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Haha fuck Iíll be at a Phish showÖ.

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You can set your draft to pick either players or positions per round. If you do draft during the Phish show please take a pic and post it here.
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Well here it is, fucked up my knee skating last week so I was on crutches and got an ADA seat but did the draft while at Phish



Feel decent with my draft, definitely think Aiyuk and Lazard are gonna be sleeper hits this year. Plus Tractorcito.
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