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« Last Edit: October 12, 2022, 06:41:31 PM by TheLurper »

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2022, 04:39:07 PM »
He's gonna pull some weak shit like dying of a heart attack before he has to pay out.

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2022, 05:03:36 PM »


We're all posting on a message board in 2022. We're all losers.

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2022, 05:04:59 PM »
He's really gonna have to slang those snake oil supplements now.

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2022, 05:14:22 PM »

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2022, 05:40:05 PM »
You just love to see it.

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2022, 06:51:49 PM »
Oh no my dipshit lawyer, the sixth one since this trial started, fired off all my texts to opposing counsel and now a congressional committee is subpoenaing them

Lol

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2022, 07:10:57 PM »
Court documents shows that dude makes up to 800k PER DAY.  50 mil is gonna hurt, but the guy is a grift machine, and he’ll find a way to spin this into more money unfortunately. 

I was hoping for something like 200 mil or more.  He’s going to be doing immense damage as fascism continues to take hold and inevitably become more mainstream. 
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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2022, 07:52:12 PM »
Court documents shows that dude makes up to 800k PER DAY.  50 mil is gonna hurt, but the guy is a grift machine, and he’ll find a way to spin this into more money unfortunately. 

I was hoping for something like 200 mil or more.  He’s going to be doing immense damage as fascism continues to take hold and inevitably become more mainstream.

I remember like 10-12 years ago when infowars was truly "fringe." I've never listened but while traveling met a lot of fellow traveling bums who were into some of it- the chem trails, 9/11, GMOs etc
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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2022, 08:15:39 PM »
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Court documents shows that dude makes up to 800k PER DAY.  50 mil is gonna hurt, but the guy is a grift machine, and he’ll find a way to spin this into more money unfortunately. 

I was hoping for something like 200 mil or more.  He’s going to be doing immense damage as fascism continues to take hold and inevitably become more mainstream.
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I remember like 10-12 years ago when infowars was truly "fringe." I've never listened but while traveling met a lot of fellow traveling bums who were into some of it- the chem trails, 9/11, GMOs etc

Infowars is like coast to coast AM's evil twin.

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2022, 08:33:25 PM »
coast to coast was so sick, RIP art bell

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2022, 10:01:11 PM »
Court documents shows that dude makes up to 800k PER DAY.  50 mil is gonna hurt, but the guy is a grift machine, and he’ll find a way to spin this into more money unfortunately. 

I was hoping for something like 200 mil or more.  He’s going to be doing immense damage as fascism continues to take hold and inevitably become more mainstream.

The good news is that this isn't the end of his court appearances.

Hopefully, there are more multi-million dollar judgements in the works, especially if he keeps pulling the same bullshit he is pulling now. "I learned my lesson, your honor." "Isn't this you on your show berating the grieving parents the day after your last trial? And again this morning before court?"

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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2022, 01:24:37 AM »
I think even his lawyers were like "fuck this guy is an insufferable scumbag and just deserves to lose, let's just give them everything". I believe that even after they sent the entire phone image they were informed by the prosecution that they'd done so and were given the opportunity to correct it and chose not to.

coast to coast was so sick, RIP art bell

That was my go-to entertainment when I was living in my car. I  like Noory but it was always awesome when he would go on vacation and for like a month they'd just play classic Art shows.

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2022, 02:56:26 AM »
Infowars is like coast to coast AM's evil twin.
good way to put it
also coast to coast is like evil coast to coast now, i mean the show went really downhill after noory started hosting but it’s sad it took a hardcore MAGA/conspiracy turn in recent years


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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2022, 05:59:44 AM »
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Infowars is like coast to coast AM's evil twin.
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good way to put it
also coast to coast is like evil coast to coast now, i mean the show went really downhill after noory started hosting but it’s sad it took a hardcore MAGA/conspiracy turn in recent years

Really? Fuck. I haven't listened in years so that's depressing but I can't say it's surprising. Both groups have a pretty tenuous grasp on reality.

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2022, 06:33:18 PM »
He's really gonna have to slang those snake oil supplements now.

It’s lizard oil, it’s a fact he’s been turning his audience into Hillary Clintons for years

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2022, 03:01:16 PM »
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Infowars is like coast to coast AM's evil twin.
[close]
good way to put it
also coast to coast is like evil coast to coast now, i mean the show went really downhill after noory started hosting but it’s sad it took a hardcore MAGA/conspiracy turn in recent years
[close]

Really? Fuck. I haven't listened in years so that's depressing but I can't say it's surprising. Both groups have a pretty tenuous grasp on reality.

check your podcasting app of choice for “art bell tape vault”

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2022, 01:12:19 PM »
him and this trial are the epitome of self snitch
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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2022, 01:13:49 PM »
Alex Jones of Krooked? For 50 mill?

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2022, 01:32:45 PM »
I just hope this sticks and that he actually has to pay out.


https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/jury-awards-us-45-2-million-in-punitive-damages-in-alex-jones-sandy-hook-trial-1.6016335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zde6m_-ugWI

I'm not postive, but I believe in Texas and some other states Punitive damages are limited to 2x compensatory damages, so he may only end up being on the hook for $12M. He's also already begun multiple bankruptcy proceedings and moved money into shell corporations, so he'll claim that he actually doesn't have any money to pay for the damages.

This is far from over, and unfortunately he's probably going to be fine. Cool country
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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2022, 01:58:38 PM »
coast to coast was so sick, RIP art bell

I used to live next door to Art Bell's estranged son. Needless to say, he did not have very kind things to say about Mr. Bell.

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2022, 10:17:30 PM »
All Gas no Brakes always does a great job of letting the craziest people enough rope to hang themselves. This time he lets Jones strangle himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-YHmIogDhc

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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly $50 Million
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2022, 07:12:06 AM »
^^^that was a good watch
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Re: Updated: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly a BILLION
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2022, 06:41:46 PM »
UPDATE: Motherfucker got kooked at the tune of a billion! Let's hope this shit sticks.
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/10/12/us/alex-jones-verdict-sandy-hook

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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Updated: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly a BILLION
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2022, 07:53:09 PM »
what a chode. i hate conspiracies

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Re: Updated: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly a BILLION
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2022, 08:22:43 PM »
I could see him on Kooked

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Re: Updated: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly a BILLION
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2022, 12:40:55 AM »
How does that fat fuck have that much money?

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Re: Updated: Alex Jones Gets Kooked at the Tune of nearly a BILLION
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2022, 01:08:02 AM »
How does that fat fuck have that much money?
don't think he does.
Could this be a case of the huge amount actually being worse for the victims because the kook will just be like "don't have it, not paying" then himself start playing the victim because it's such a huge amount. Guess he'd probably do that whatever the amount tho