Author Topic: What does the “ideal” skateboarder look like (Read 6005 times)

MC3 · « **on:** August 07, 2022, 11:11:54 AM »

This is gonna be some weirdo jock shit….

If skateboarding IS a sport, like some say it is, what does this ideal athlete look like? How tall are they? What size shoe are they? How wide are they? What board and shoes do they use? What pants (or leggings) are they wearing? Is it just Nyjah?

keepthefunkalive · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2022, 11:16:03 AM »

Quote from: MC3 on August 07, 2022, 11:11:54 AM

This is gonna be some weirdo jock shit….

If skateboarding IS a sport, like some say it is, what does this ideal athlete look like? How tall are they? What size shoe are they? How wide are they? What board and shoes do they use? What pants (or leggings) are they wearing? Is it just Nyjah?

Probably like when you hit the random button on a create player screen in an EA sports game

Roisto · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2022, 11:29:43 AM »

JugeL · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2022, 11:34:28 AM »

Cariuma shoes, Cariuma shirt & Redbull hat

Preferably no pants

whagman · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2022, 11:46:54 AM »

tyshawn in jorts

hesh lesbians 4 president · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2022, 11:47:05 AM »

beandemon · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2022, 12:01:35 PM »

2-22 cover of thresher is the platonic ideal.

Ricky Vaughn · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2022, 12:14:01 PM »

thebacker · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2022, 12:17:03 PM »

your mom

GardenSkater77 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2022, 12:25:38 PM »

TheLurper · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2022, 12:30:54 PM »

Edit: Changed my answer

Lord Viper Scorpion · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2022, 12:31:54 PM »

in love w/ fs shuvs · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2022, 12:47:07 PM »

Quote from: Lord Viper Scorpion on August 07, 2022, 12:31:54 PM

Ricky Vaughn · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2022, 01:53:04 PM »

DCLOVE · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2022, 01:54:50 PM »

I’m gonna say smaller guys are the ideal skating body . Bryan Herman has one of the best skaters style wise ever and is like 5’5 . Being tall and skating well is hard.

shredder sequel · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2022, 02:03:17 PM »

Powdered Toast Man! · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2022, 02:39:18 PM »

Molte · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2022, 02:41:26 PM »

Powdered Toast Man! · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2022, 02:44:24 PM »

Quote from: Molte on August 07, 2022, 02:41:26 PM

"this is the ideal skateboarder body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like"

PatrickSkateman · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2022, 02:55:31 PM »

Dr Hass · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2022, 02:57:06 PM »

A manlet with a giant cock

tonitonne · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2022, 03:02:07 PM »

5' 2"
Size 13 DVS
54x29 dickies
Size M tie dye longsleeve
Element flex fit hat
Sports goggles
Head shaved with a bic razor
7.8" deck
Independent 215s
39mm wheels

weon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 07, 2022, 03:06:33 PM »

/thread

EDIT: uploaded wrong pic

xrossings · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2022, 03:12:55 PM »

if they dont have the same style as charlie casteluzzo they havent reached peak preformance

Plan9Customs · « **Reply #24 on:** August 07, 2022, 03:45:36 PM »

Ask that kook Taylor Silverman or any of her right wing trolls and it’s bound to look something like this:

dannyprovolone · « **Reply #25 on:** August 07, 2022, 03:52:58 PM »

rawbertson. · « **Reply #26 on:** August 07, 2022, 04:05:51 PM »

Cuban_Lynx · « **Reply #27 on:** August 07, 2022, 04:08:42 PM »

Can’t find the original, but you get the idea. Miss you Silky

Quote from: silkyjohnson on May 11, 2014, 06:23:13 PM

BartHarleyJarvis · « **Reply #28 on:** August 07, 2022, 04:08:51 PM »

MC3 · « **Reply #29 on:** August 07, 2022, 04:13:27 PM »

This is exactly what I was hoping for

Author Topic: What does the “ideal” skateboarder look like (Read 6005 times)

hesh lesbians 4 president

thebacker

Lord Viper Scorpion

tonitonne

dannyprovolone