Red Flags

[straight]

honda truck

backwards fitted

[rawr1922]

people who don’t like avocados & guacamole

[SneakySecrets]

White-rimmed sunglasses

[Deputy Wendell]

"Black Lives Matter flags in unaffordable apartments where Black family homes used to be."

[shredder sequel]

Open carry at Starbucks.

[Deputy Wendell]

Open carry at Starbucks.

[silhouette]

My two favorites I've gotten before:

"Would you describe yourself as generous with money?"

and

"I don't want to hear nor do I care about Jason Jessee being a nazi"

[Razortail Credit Card]

Careful guys, threads like this have resulted in hurt feelings and accusations of misogyny

[BartHarleyJarvis]

Careful guys, threads like this have resulted in hurt feelings and accusations of misogyny

Holy fucking shit I’m so glad you’re back.

[DaleSr]

Careful guys, threads like this have resulted in hurt feelings and accusations of misogyny

Lol maybe if you start the thread in a fun and light way instead of pounding your 95 theses on the door of the Wittenberg cathedral you might get a different response

[Razortail Credit Card]

If I had a been a Pal nobody would have said anything. I know how this place works

[pugmaster]

The way my ex girlfriend would sound like Beavis everytime she had an orgasm

[SneakySecrets]

If I had a been a Pal nobody would have said anything. I know how this place works

Do you carry around that same feeling of being profoundly wronged by the coordinated attacks of whole groups of people in your day-to-day life?  That seems like it would be exhausting.  Gotta drop that shit, dawg.  Not to trivialize your pain, but if you get your feelings hurt from a bunch of semi-anonymous people talking shit on the internet, slap might not be for you.  Which is perfectly fine.

[Ricky Vaughn]

Cock and balls

[ungzilla]

china, albania, morocco, turkey

[Razortail Credit Card]

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If I had a been a Pal nobody would have said anything. I know how this place works

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Do you carry around that same feeling of being profoundly wronged by the coordinated attacks of whole groups of people in your day-to-day life?  That seems like it would be exhausting.  Gotta drop that shit, dawg.  Not to trivialize your pain, but if you get your feelings hurt from a bunch of semi-anonymous people talking shit on the internet, slap might not be for you.  Which is perfectly fine.

I've never felt personally hurt by anything anyone has ever said to me on here. I talk shit right back I'm not crying myself to sleep over this shit dude. I'm an American who grew up in the Middle East, I've been a total outcast for my whole life, I'm used to being ganged up on and I've been through shit in my life most of you guys could never imagine. You guys ascribe a lot of weird shit to me that is not who or how I am and there's been a lot of words put in my mouth in response to my posts here, sure it bothers me but I must have thicker skin than you think. I focused because I wanted to change my name and the mods left me hanging. Obviously I'm not trying to hide

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Cariuma

[Lenny the Fatface]

In the 2000’s the biggest red flag was if a chick had a room full of photos of just herself. That’s psycho.

The modern version of that would be if a girl has a selfie with nobody else as her phone background.

[Baby on Board]

If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you

[pizzafliptofakie]

The way my ex girlfriend would sound like Beavis everytime she had an orgasm

at least now you know what it would sound like if Beavis scored

[Huell Howser]

i been out the game for a while but still easy to see that when lookin for a partner, people that constantly post pics of themselves(selfies and the likes) are usually a red flag for multiple reasons

[Skatetron580]

I fly the red flag on my front porch. Long live the October revolution

[tonitonne]

If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you

Go take that shit up with your boss it's not my responsibility to make up the extra $6 an hour your boss doesn't want to pay you. Seriously they tell you what you're going to get paid before they hire you if you don't like it don't take the job.

[IUTSM]

In the 2000’s the biggest red flag was if a chick had a room full of photos of just herself. That’s psycho.

The modern version of that would be if a girl has a selfie with nobody else as her phone background.

Or a room full of swords on the wall.

Landscape tattoos with bad/no lines

Bible verse tattoos

Doesn't enjoy reading books

[BartHarleyJarvis]

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If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you

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Go take that shit up with your boss it's not my responsibility to make up the extra $6 an hour your boss doesn't want to pay you. Seriously they tell you what you're going to get paid before they hire you if you don't like it don't take the job.

RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG

[Abyss1]

blue lives matter stickers

[Razortail Credit Card]

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If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you

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Go take that shit up with your boss it's not my responsibility to make up the extra $6 an hour your boss doesn't want to pay you. Seriously they tell you what you're going to get paid before they hire you if you don't like it don't take the job.

Nobody likes a cheapskate

[Madam, I'm Adam]

"How tall are you?"
"How much do you weigh?"
"How much money do you make?"
"What kind of car do you drive?" (c/o Swingers)

Doesn't enjoy reading books

Sound the klaxon

[tonitonne]

I'm not cheap lmao the fucking idiots running the restraunts/bars are. They're the ones not paying the workers a liveable wage.

[BurgerCop]

If they hate or have beef with everyone they dated before you.