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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1350 on: June 26, 2024, 07:39:55 AM »
If Bam hit on me at The Tool Shed Id call for security.

What do you think his opening line would be?

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1351 on: June 26, 2024, 08:14:49 AM »
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If Bam hit on me at The Tool Shed Id call for security.
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What do you think his opening line would be?

This is such a good question, and the mind reels at all of the possible fun responses, but I bet in reality it would be something like, "Ill suck yo dick for 20 dollars." :(

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1352 on: June 26, 2024, 08:44:09 AM »
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If Bam hit on me at The Tool Shed Id call for security.
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What do you think his opening line would be?

"Hi, I'm Bam and this is pissing Gay off".
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Chi ruba pensioni, chi ha scarsa memoria,
Chi ha crisi interiori, chi scava nei cuori,
Chi legge la mano, chi regna sovrano,
Chi suda, chi lotta, chi mangia una volta,
Chi gli manca la casa, chi vive da solo,
Chi trova scontato, chi come ha trovato...

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1353 on: June 26, 2024, 01:07:55 PM »
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If Bam hit on me at The Tool Shed Id call for security.
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What do you think his opening line would be?

"Causing a ruckus, causing mud."

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1354 on: June 26, 2024, 03:43:34 PM »
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If Bam hit on me at The Tool Shed Id call for security.
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What do you think his opening line would be?
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"Causing a ruckus, causing mud."

"Let's Bam Bam"

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1355 on: June 26, 2024, 04:15:59 PM »
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If Bam hit on me at The Tool Shed Id call for security.
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What do you think his opening line would be?
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"Causing a ruckus, causing mud."
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"Let's Bam Bam"
"Pardon sir, are you a fan of mud butt? I'm a bit of a swampy power bottom myself."

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1356 on: June 26, 2024, 04:27:24 PM »
So he's only paying your one 400 odd child support a month? That's scandalous. Always knew he was an arsehole but jeeesus.
Bam claimed they were never legally married though they did have a ceremony in 2013 and cohabitated from 2010 to 2021. His legal team used that pretense to tear apart her divorce claim and also accused her of fraudulently using the Margera last name. So she probably didn't get shit monetarily from the divorce and Phoenix gets $400 a month, which is about what a low income couple would get in food stamps in LA. Presumably, Phil made that call as he's likely still in charge of Bam's moneypile so wow way to fuck your Grandson out of a prosperous future. I grew up under a similar arrangement that was entirely my Grandparent's doing and my stoke was forever muted for them once I put all that shit together.

Apparently he's making another movie with his new wife called Collecting Souls. Uh that name is not as cool as you think it is dog. Ooooh heaven let your light shine down...
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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1357 on: June 26, 2024, 04:55:40 PM »
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If Bam hit on me at The Tool Shed Id call for security.
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What do you think his opening line would be?
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This is such a good question, and the mind reels at all of the possible fun responses, but I bet in reality it would be something like, "Ill suck yo dick for 20 dollars." :(

Hey hon. Do you want me to write your name in spaghetti scratch?
Can I open up your table box?
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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1358 on: June 26, 2024, 06:49:00 PM »
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What do you think his opening line would be?
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This is such a good question, and the mind reels at all of the possible fun responses, but I bet in reality it would be something like, "Ill suck yo dick for 20 dollars." :(

Yeah I couldn't see anything of substance or anything with a hint of class coming outta his mouth.

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1359 on: June 26, 2024, 06:58:52 PM »
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If Bam hit on me at The Tool Shed Id call for security.
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What do you think his opening line would be?
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This is such a good question, and the mind reels at all of the possible fun responses, but I bet in reality it would be something like, "Ill suck yo dick for 20 dollars." :(
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Yeah I couldn't see anything of substance or anything with a hint of class coming outta his mouth.

Not to knock the guys who do it but sometimes when you go to a big gay weekend someone will just hand you their trick card which is like a business card but for fucking. So I think of bam handing people a heartagram branded trick card with his dirty twitter, google number, and room number on it and moving on to the next person.

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1360 on: June 26, 2024, 06:59:50 PM »
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What do you think his opening line would be?



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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1361 on: June 26, 2024, 07:10:33 PM »
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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1362 on: June 26, 2024, 09:05:33 PM »
This is kinda funny, can't say I disagree with him

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8qEpfSP8--/

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1363 on: June 26, 2024, 09:38:57 PM »
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So he's only paying your one 400 odd child support a month? That's scandalous. Always knew he was an arsehole but jeeesus.
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Bam claimed they were never legally married though they did have a ceremony in 2013 and cohabitated from 2010 to 2021. His legal team used that pretense to tear apart her divorce claim and also accused her of fraudulently using the Margera last name. So she probably didn't get shit monetarily from the divorce and Phoenix gets $400 a month, which is about what a low income couple would get in food stamps in LA. Presumably, Phil made that call as he's likely still in charge of Bam's moneypile so wow way to fuck your Grandson out of a prosperous future. I grew up under a similar arrangement that was entirely my Grandparent's doing and my stoke was forever muted for them once I put all that shit together.

Apparently he's making another movie with his new wife called Collecting Souls. Uh that name is not as cool as you think it is dog. Ooooh heaven let your light shine down...

https://youtu.be/XZk43x323BI


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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1364 on: June 27, 2024, 04:47:37 AM »
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So he's only paying your one 400 odd child support a month? That's scandalous. Always knew he was an arsehole but jeeesus.
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Bam claimed they were never legally married though they did have a ceremony in 2013 and cohabitated from 2010 to 2021. His legal team used that pretense to tear apart her divorce claim and also accused her of fraudulently using the Margera last name. So she probably didn't get shit monetarily from the divorce and Phoenix gets $400 a month, which is about what a low income couple would get in food stamps in LA. Presumably, Phil made that call as he's likely still in charge of Bam's moneypile so wow way to fuck your Grandson out of a prosperous future. I grew up under a similar arrangement that was entirely my Grandparent's doing and my stoke was forever muted for them once I put all that shit together.

Apparently he's making another movie with his new wife called Collecting Souls. Uh that name is not as cool as you think it is dog. Ooooh heaven let your light shine down...

Despicable stuff from Phil alright.
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1365 on: June 27, 2024, 04:54:58 AM »
This is kinda funny, can't say I disagree with him

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8qEpfSP8--/

Is there rly someone on Jackass named "Poopies"?


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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1366 on: June 27, 2024, 07:21:31 AM »
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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1367 on: June 27, 2024, 02:00:07 PM »
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This is kinda funny, can't say I disagree with him

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8qEpfSP8--/

Is there rly someone on Jackass named "Poopies"?
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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1368 on: June 27, 2024, 02:11:06 PM »
This is kinda funny, can't say I disagree with him

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8qEpfSP8--/

Is there rly someone on Jackass named "Poopies"?

Yeah he got his hand bitten by a shark in a failed bit and needed to get rescued from the water
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1369 on: June 27, 2024, 02:14:21 PM »
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So he's only paying your one 400 odd child support a month? That's scandalous. Always knew he was an arsehole but jeeesus.
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Bam claimed they were never legally married though they did have a ceremony in 2013 and cohabitated from 2010 to 2021. His legal team used that pretense to tear apart her divorce claim and also accused her of fraudulently using the Margera last name. So she probably didn't get shit monetarily from the divorce and Phoenix gets $400 a month, which is about what a low income couple would get in food stamps in LA. Presumably, Phil made that call as he's likely still in charge of Bam's moneypile so wow way to fuck your Grandson out of a prosperous future. I grew up under a similar arrangement that was entirely my Grandparent's doing and my stoke was forever muted for them once I put all that shit together.

Apparently he's making another movie with his new wife called Collecting Souls. Uh that name is not as cool as you think it is dog. Ooooh heaven let your light shine down...
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https://youtu.be/XZk43x323BI

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Re: Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant
« Reply #1370 on: June 27, 2024, 03:25:07 PM »
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