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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3390 on: October 25, 2023, 09:47:50 AM »
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She still hasn't had a part. six or so curb tricks in a montage is not a part. does she know that?
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She has to.   She may not skate much herself, but I don’t doubt she likes skateboarding in general so she knows what a skateboard part looks like
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I don't think she knows much about skateboarding. To quote her Instagram "I don't know skateboarding".
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I believe she does not know about skateboarding. In the bunt interview, someone asked her what her favorite trick was, and she replied with back Smith grind. From what I’ve seen, I am more than 100% sure she cannot do that trick.

To be fair, it’s not like I can do it either, but I don’t tell people that I can do certain tricks when I can’t.
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Ah but her lawyer would object and say she said it was her favorite trick, she never said it was her favorite trick to do
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If she’s really posing fake back smith’s I almost like her more than before ;D  The speeding up the footage stuff I can buy… those clips looked a little bit throttled for sure… but that’d be hilarious if she was pulling the wool to that degree.  Would certainly lend some credence to her supposed beef with Shari White.  If Beatrice is really just a model for Vans mall/web stores, and her Zahba mid colorway actually hasn’t done well, and she doesn’t fit/hang with the skate team - is she done soon?  I’d love to get some clarity on all the speculation because it’s definitely an interesting dynamic.  She’s sort of on an island on the team right now, hard to deny that, as much as I’ve been rooting for her to succeed.
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But it’s the other pros/filmers/etc that publicly state their support and stoke for her that makes me scratch my head.   It’s like the worlds longest Make A Wish

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3391 on: October 25, 2023, 09:52:12 AM »
I don’t think i’ve seen her do a regular back 50-50 on a ledge? It’s all been suicide/over the top. Her last IG post is for sure over the top.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3392 on: October 26, 2023, 01:20:55 PM »
FAshion/clothing collection incoming, but no skating (clips or photos).



Cool.


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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3393 on: October 26, 2023, 01:57:34 PM »
the comments on the insta are so fuckn cringe.

Rabid weirdos making sure everyone knows they don't like a person.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3394 on: October 26, 2023, 02:44:22 PM »
the comments on the insta are so fuckn cringe.

Rabid weirdos making sure everyone knows they don't like a person.

Definitely. Although someone needs to tell her to stop replying to those comments.


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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3395 on: October 26, 2023, 04:29:10 PM »
Lol I like those

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3396 on: October 26, 2023, 06:37:32 PM »
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She still hasn't had a part. six or so curb tricks in a montage is not a part. does she know that?
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She has to.   She may not skate much herself, but I don’t doubt she likes skateboarding in general so she knows what a skateboard part looks like
[close]

I don't think she knows much about skateboarding. To quote her Instagram "I don't know skateboarding".
[close]

I believe she does not know about skateboarding. In the bunt interview, someone asked her what her favorite trick was, and she replied with back Smith grind. From what I’ve seen, I am more than 100% sure she cannot do that trick.

To be fair, it’s not like I can do it either, but I don’t tell people that I can do certain tricks when I can’t.
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Ah but her lawyer would object and say she said it was her favorite trick, she never said it was her favorite trick to do
[close]

If she’s really posing fake back smith’s I almost like her more than before ;D  The speeding up the footage stuff I can buy… those clips looked a little bit throttled for sure… but that’d be hilarious if she was pulling the wool to that degree.  Would certainly lend some credence to her supposed beef with Shari White.  If Beatrice is really just a model for Vans mall/web stores, and her Zahba mid colorway actually hasn’t done well, and she doesn’t fit/hang with the skate team - is she done soon?  I’d love to get some clarity on all the speculation because it’s definitely an interesting dynamic.  She’s sort of on an island on the team right now, hard to deny that, as much as I’ve been rooting for her to succeed.
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But it’s the other pros/filmers/etc that publicly state their support and stoke for her that makes me scratch my head.   It’s like the worlds longest Make A Wish
You know how the skate industry is. Flame emojis, heart emojis and thumbs up emojis. God forbid you as a pro skater critique another skater or company. You’ll be shunned to the bottomless pit for the rest of eternity. I think the lack of brand loyalty and “teams” doesn’t help either. These guys never know what board company they might end up on so they don’t want to shoot themselves in the foot.

The people hating on b in the comments have gotten their point across, they need to focus getting the point across to dillbert. He’s the one to blame for this blunder.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3397 on: October 26, 2023, 11:00:15 PM »
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She still hasn't had a part. six or so curb tricks in a montage is not a part. does she know that?
[close]

She has to.   She may not skate much herself, but I don’t doubt she likes skateboarding in general so she knows what a skateboard part looks like
[close]

I don't think she knows much about skateboarding. To quote her Instagram "I don't know skateboarding".
[close]

I believe she does not know about skateboarding. In the bunt interview, someone asked her what her favorite trick was, and she replied with back Smith grind. From what I’ve seen, I am more than 100% sure she cannot do that trick.

To be fair, it’s not like I can do it either, but I don’t tell people that I can do certain tricks when I can’t.
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Ah but her lawyer would object and say she said it was her favorite trick, she never said it was her favorite trick to do
[close]

If she’s really posing fake back smith’s I almost like her more than before ;D  The speeding up the footage stuff I can buy… those clips looked a little bit throttled for sure… but that’d be hilarious if she was pulling the wool to that degree.  Would certainly lend some credence to her supposed beef with Shari White.  If Beatrice is really just a model for Vans mall/web stores, and her Zahba mid colorway actually hasn’t done well, and she doesn’t fit/hang with the skate team - is she done soon?  I’d love to get some clarity on all the speculation because it’s definitely an interesting dynamic.  She’s sort of on an island on the team right now, hard to deny that, as much as I’ve been rooting for her to succeed.
[close]

But it’s the other pros/filmers/etc that publicly state their support and stoke for her that makes me scratch my head.   It’s like the worlds longest Make A Wish
[close]
You know how the skate industry is. Flame emojis, heart emojis and thumbs up emojis. God forbid you as a pro skater critique another skater or company. You’ll be shunned to the bottomless pit for the rest of eternity. I think the lack of brand loyalty and “teams” doesn’t help either. These guys never know what board company they might end up on so they don’t want to shoot themselves in the foot.

The people hating on b in the comments have gotten their point across, they need to focus getting the point across to dillbert. He’s the one to blame for this blunder.

Put your money where your mouth is, gents. Buy a forever stamp and send a strongly written letter to FA (ATTN: Dilbert, and mail early in the day) like a man. Bill Dill might even respond if you sack up and include a return address. Post scans here.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3398 on: October 26, 2023, 11:44:41 PM »
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She still hasn't had a part. six or so curb tricks in a montage is not a part. does she know that?
[close]

She has to.   She may not skate much herself, but I don’t doubt she likes skateboarding in general so she knows what a skateboard part looks like
[close]

I don't think she knows much about skateboarding. To quote her Instagram "I don't know skateboarding".
[close]

I believe she does not know about skateboarding. In the bunt interview, someone asked her what her favorite trick was, and she replied with back Smith grind. From what I’ve seen, I am more than 100% sure she cannot do that trick.

To be fair, it’s not like I can do it either, but I don’t tell people that I can do certain tricks when I can’t.
[close]

Ah but her lawyer would object and say she said it was her favorite trick, she never said it was her favorite trick to do
[close]

If she’s really posing fake back smith’s I almost like her more than before ;D  The speeding up the footage stuff I can buy… those clips looked a little bit throttled for sure… but that’d be hilarious if she was pulling the wool to that degree.  Would certainly lend some credence to her supposed beef with Shari White.  If Beatrice is really just a model for Vans mall/web stores, and her Zahba mid colorway actually hasn’t done well, and she doesn’t fit/hang with the skate team - is she done soon?  I’d love to get some clarity on all the speculation because it’s definitely an interesting dynamic.  She’s sort of on an island on the team right now, hard to deny that, as much as I’ve been rooting for her to succeed.
[close]

But it’s the other pros/filmers/etc that publicly state their support and stoke for her that makes me scratch my head.   It’s like the worlds longest Make A Wish
[close]
You know how the skate industry is. Flame emojis, heart emojis and thumbs up emojis. God forbid you as a pro skater critique another skater or company. You’ll be shunned to the bottomless pit for the rest of eternity. I think the lack of brand loyalty and “teams” doesn’t help either. These guys never know what board company they might end up on so they don’t want to shoot themselves in the foot.

The people hating on b in the comments have gotten their point across, they need to focus getting the point across to dillbert. He’s the one to blame for this blunder.
[close]

Put your money where your mouth is, gents. Buy a forever stamp and send a strongly written letter to FA (ATTN: Dilbert, and mail early in the day) like a man. Bill Dill might even respond if you sack up and include a return address. Post scans here.

I’m not mailing a letter to Japan to let Dill know Beatrice has more sponsor clothing lines than filmed lines

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3399 on: October 26, 2023, 11:52:47 PM »
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She still hasn't had a part. six or so curb tricks in a montage is not a part. does she know that?
[close]

She has to.   She may not skate much herself, but I don’t doubt she likes skateboarding in general so she knows what a skateboard part looks like
[close]

I don't think she knows much about skateboarding. To quote her Instagram "I don't know skateboarding".
[close]

I believe she does not know about skateboarding. In the bunt interview, someone asked her what her favorite trick was, and she replied with back Smith grind. From what I’ve seen, I am more than 100% sure she cannot do that trick.

To be fair, it’s not like I can do it either, but I don’t tell people that I can do certain tricks when I can’t.
[close]

Ah but her lawyer would object and say she said it was her favorite trick, she never said it was her favorite trick to do
[close]

If she’s really posing fake back smith’s I almost like her more than before ;D  The speeding up the footage stuff I can buy… those clips looked a little bit throttled for sure… but that’d be hilarious if she was pulling the wool to that degree.  Would certainly lend some credence to her supposed beef with Shari White.  If Beatrice is really just a model for Vans mall/web stores, and her Zahba mid colorway actually hasn’t done well, and she doesn’t fit/hang with the skate team - is she done soon?  I’d love to get some clarity on all the speculation because it’s definitely an interesting dynamic.  She’s sort of on an island on the team right now, hard to deny that, as much as I’ve been rooting for her to succeed.
[close]

But it’s the other pros/filmers/etc that publicly state their support and stoke for her that makes me scratch my head.   It’s like the worlds longest Make A Wish
[close]
You know how the skate industry is. Flame emojis, heart emojis and thumbs up emojis. God forbid you as a pro skater critique another skater or company. You’ll be shunned to the bottomless pit for the rest of eternity. I think the lack of brand loyalty and “teams” doesn’t help either. These guys never know what board company they might end up on so they don’t want to shoot themselves in the foot.

The people hating on b in the comments have gotten their point across, they need to focus getting the point across to dillbert. He’s the one to blame for this blunder.
[close]

Put your money where your mouth is, gents. Buy a forever stamp and send a strongly written letter to FA (ATTN: Dilbert, and mail early in the day) like a man. Bill Dill might even respond if you sack up and include a return address. Post scans here.
[close]

I’m not mailing a letter to Japan to let Dill know Beatrice has more sponsor clothing lines than filmed lines
That burns, lol 🔥

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3400 on: October 27, 2023, 03:54:00 AM »
mamaskate bouta drop a cease and desist

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3401 on: October 30, 2023, 06:05:17 AM »
So I have a chance to get pro at 51?(I skate better than her...)

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3402 on: October 30, 2023, 07:24:39 AM »
Worlds longest Make A Wish is spot on.
Dill really thought he was on some Reynolds/Kader type shit. A tragic.


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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3403 on: October 30, 2023, 04:44:09 PM »
FAshion/clothing collection incoming, but no skating (clips or photos).



Cool.

Is the spread ass cheeks her WAP? Like, not literally, but her reclaiming the exploitations of the sexuality of the female body? Is it her ass? Or a model's ass? Do you think she knows the model if so? Do you think she knows the guy whose hands are grabbing said ass? Is it all just a rouse to get horny skateboarders even hornier? Why is Beatrice trying to get skateboarders so horny? Is she trying to get them locked up in horny jail so they can't talk smack on her lack of (skateboarding) talent?
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3404 on: October 30, 2023, 05:54:16 PM »
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FAshion/clothing collection incoming, but no skating (clips or photos).



Cool.
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Is the spread ass cheeks her WAP? Like, not literally, but her reclaiming the exploitations of the sexuality of the female body? Is it her ass? Or a model's ass? Do you think she knows the model if so? Do you think she knows the guy whose hands are grabbing said ass? Is it all just a rouse to get horny skateboarders even hornier? Why is Beatrice trying to get skateboarders so horny? Is she trying to get them locked up in horny jail so they can't talk smack on her lack of (skateboarding) talent?
To-fucking-che B, Touche.

High concept horny irony from our girl. The emperor has clothes now, but still no video part.


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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3405 on: October 30, 2023, 06:53:00 PM »
Can’t wait to get this fit off with that FA hoodie and this t shirt




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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3406 on: October 30, 2023, 06:58:41 PM »
She will literally do everything but make a video part
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3407 on: October 30, 2023, 07:18:19 PM »


High concept horny irony from our girl. The emperor has clothes now, but still no video part.

this is kind of brilliant
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3408 on: October 30, 2023, 08:37:25 PM »
I wish the whole FA camp would shut down already it’s so corny and tryhard. People who are actually from NYC are nothing like this unless they’re clout demons like TJ and even he dipped out on this shit.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3409 on: October 30, 2023, 10:45:38 PM »
I feel like the deal with Beatrice is exactly how KK justified her actions at the end of that South Park Panderverse special that just came out.   The more one side digs in, the more KK has to so they can’t win (name shortened to avoid spoilers)

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3410 on: October 31, 2023, 02:02:20 AM »
You have to learn to be ok with a model / influencer getting a pro model. I think the main problem is that she talks like she's a sick skater, but if she just owned up to the fact she's a shoddy skater and is getting all these opportunities due to her personality / looks / vibe, then everyone would be cool with it. 

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3411 on: October 31, 2023, 02:41:01 AM »
You have to learn to be ok with a model / influencer getting a pro model. I think the main problem is that she talks like she's a sick skater, but if she just owned up to the fact she's a shoddy skater and is getting all these opportunities due to her personality / looks / vibe, then everyone would be cool with it.

I personally am more baffled that people dig her looks/personality/vibe than that she can’t skate.    What you said about her acting like/insisting she’s some sick soul skater is part of the personality that I can’t believe is endearing to some

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3412 on: October 31, 2023, 03:55:35 AM »
just making sure we're all still swirling around in this clogged toilet of a thread

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3413 on: October 31, 2023, 05:19:35 AM »
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You have to learn to be ok with a model / influencer getting a pro model. I think the main problem is that she talks like she's a sick skater, but if she just owned up to the fact she's a shoddy skater and is getting all these opportunities due to her personality / looks / vibe, then everyone would be cool with it.
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I personally am more baffled that people dig her looks/personality/vibe than that she can’t skate.    What you said about her acting like/insisting she’s some sick soul skater is part of the personality that I can’t believe is endearing to some
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3414 on: October 31, 2023, 05:38:42 AM »
I feel like the deal with Beatrice is exactly how KK justified her actions at the end of that South Park Panderverse special that just came out.   The more one side digs in, the more KK has to so they can’t win (name shortened to avoid spoilers)


lmao you cited south park

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3415 on: October 31, 2023, 05:51:40 AM »
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I feel like the deal with Beatrice is exactly how KK justified her actions at the end of that South Park Panderverse special that just came out.   The more one side digs in, the more KK has to so they can’t win (name shortened to avoid spoilers)
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lmao you cited south park

You mean you missed the Pandaverse special bro?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3416 on: October 31, 2023, 05:58:00 AM »
that spider web cardigan is so fucked hahaha
I also witnessed Bobby D grab his homies crotch

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3417 on: October 31, 2023, 05:58:09 AM »
this shit is dumb af
Tell the world to eat my dick
I’m a prick motherfucker
Life Hell Tough shit
I’m the bic motherfucker

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3418 on: October 31, 2023, 09:15:43 AM »
My rollerblade friend asked me last week at the skatepark, "what’s up with that chick who sucks but has a shoe on Vans?"

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #3419 on: October 31, 2023, 09:46:16 AM »
My rollerblade friend asked me last week at the skatepark, "what’s up with that chick who sucks but has a shoe on Vans?"
did you tell them to suck her non existent dick?