how do you imagine slap posters' voices?

[Yonnycage]

Posts I like sound like either Morgan Freeman or Harrison Ford and posts I hate sound like Jay Leno or Jeremy Rogers

[Banned from the room]

Charlie Brown’s teacher

thats what the ptsd voices sound like. when i was 15 i figured out i was the echo of my parents marriage. 78-80. constant loud af fighting. im going to recreate some day on the 4 track.

[h00man]

if anyone for some odd reason wants to hear my voice, I can PM you must twitch account.

[Atiba Applebum]

Like Norm macDonald’s letterman impression when he’s saying “hey, uh you got any gum?”

[big_kev_215]

Usually imagine being lectured by a Jello Biafra spoken word when reading these posts

[fakie nollie]

I sell personalized audio recordings and my used knee pads

[Gab]

Depends on your avatar/sig

[Atiba Applebum]

Depends on your avatar/sig

I always wanted Gay! And @ihatejulio to look exactly like their avatars irl

[skate_or_dingus]

 Banjo-Kazooie noises.

[WavyDavy]

A lot of burping and heavy breathing 

[HeapsCool]

I imagine all the pro af threads like David Attenborough discussing a pride of lions.

[HeapsCool]

Any thread that goes into detail about filmers I imagine the discussion in the gravelly tones of Werner Herzog.

[Paperclip20]

A little bit of Arnold schwarzenegger and a lot of Danny Devito

[WavyDavy]

when someone writes very insulting and angry, i imagine klaus kinski

[igrindtwinkies]

never imagined voices, but shoutouts to @igrindtwinkies for having a pretty cool and manly bass going. it's a pleasure to listen to that man talk.

This is funny, I always thought I had a weird voice, but this is the 3rd or 4th time someone online has told me something like this.

[Roger__Kook]

[Frank]

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Charlie Brown’s teacher

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thats what the ptsd voices sound like. when i was 15 i figured out i was the echo of my parents marriage. 78-80. constant loud af fighting. im going to recreate some day on the 4 track.

this is what human speech sounds like to me when im out in a crowd or with people and having a panic attack.

[Ricky Vaughn]

[Prostate Exam]

Winnebago man

[Freelancevagrant]

Every European sounds like Lars von Trier.

[Viktor Tsoi]

Not sure everyone probably has their own unique voice . Uncle flea reminds of Good Old Neon by DFW

[Boog]

Charlie Brown’s teacher

[ungzilla]

sizzla sounds like jar jar binks and everyone else like the comic book guy

[dilbert1]

sizzla sounds like jar jar binks and everyone else like the comic book guy

Was thinking Beenie Man for sizzla but *wipes crumbs from face* agreed, good sir

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

1:02

[Gene_Harrogate]

Every time 3dxrayvision would bring up how he lived in Egypt and Dubai therefore was more cultured, I pictured the fart smellers from the Smug episode of South Park.


@uncleflea I hear Tom Waits

[DaleSr]

My voice sounds like the string section in Peter and the Wolf

And i picture my enemies talking like the bassoon section

[weon]

like dis

[Gab]

sizzla sounds like jar jar binks and slap loves him for it

[Loady McGee]

Remember the character Badger from Breaking Bad? That's sorta how I imagine the majority of SLAP users to sound.