Worst Bumper Stickers

[SneakySecrets]

For those of us unfortunate to have to drive, it involves frequently looking at these little totemistic images that people put on their vehicles.  Maybe I’m just a weirdo but I sometimes think of how bizarre some of them are, notably:

-“YETI” stickers.  This person feels the one piece of information the greater society needs to know about them is that they really like slightly over-priced, insulated drinking cups.  Why?

- Anything related to the beach, “Salt Life”, OBX or the like.  This person has the very unique character trait of liking to go on vacation and the world must know.

-Stick figure family.  On one hand, it is endearing and  meaningful that the most important thing in this person’s life is the love for their family, but it can also read as some sort of fertility resume.

-Apple stickers.  This person owns a nearly ubiquitous piece of consumer electronics.  They need you to know that they know all about apps and shit, just in case you thought maybe they didn’t.

-13.1 and 26.2 stickers.  Might as well say “Fuck you, fatty”

[cky enthusiast]

you gotta chill

[SneakySecrets]

Haha, maybe

[Silky Johnson]

Blue lives Murican flags

[Joe Davola]

Punisher

[323-BALM]

I’m less concerned with the content of the message than with the execution of the sticker placement…

Off-center or tilted 7 degrees I consider road rage

I love a shitty paper sticker on the paint of an 80 thousand dollar car though, that always gives me a charge

bumper stickers are like mustaches, it’s just too hard to convey the level of irony you’re going for…I steer clear

[GardenSkater77]

Fish vs. Darwin fish

[doomstation55]

I saw all these on a car recently and this is my answer

[323-BALM]

Wow!

I’m completely unconcerned with the placement of those, rethinking my previous poast.

[Silky Johnson]

Altima drivers are always menaces

[Freelancevagrant]

I saw this one on the road yesterday that’s arguably the most insane shit I’ve ever seen
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[SneakySecrets]

I saw this one on the road yesterday that’s arguably the most insane shit I’ve ever seen
english baby boy names

Haha, Jesus Christ.  Wow.

I thought of another one: anything with bad language or like the first one doomstation listed.  I just imagine nuns or little old grandmas driving around with their grandkids behind you at a red light being forced to look at that filth because you need to have “Fuck It” on the back of your car for some reason.

[os89]

It’s fun driving my partners car, it’s all unicorns and rainbows and shit on the back. I agree with all the obx, salt life shit. There is so much of it around here it’s so dumb

[nonickname]

Saw one on a pickup truck with a silhouette of a woman bending over that said "Dualies make the panties drop".

[L33Tg33k]

HE>I

[notmikerusczyk]

mountains please

[RCB3]

[shredder sequel]

No Bags
No Switches
No Fat Bitches

Saw this one today. Don’t know what the first two lines mean.

[noninjasinstreetfighter]

There’s a dad at my kids school who drives a giant lifted truck with a giant blue lives flag and two blue lives stickers on each side of his back window. The other day he was wearing a blue lives tank top and hat.

[323-BALM]

HE>I

30 minutes ago, driving home from the day’s adventure. Me: “what IS that heki thing?” Partner: “it’s ‘He is greater than I.’”

Had to rush here and tell you this. I was positive it was a trail running shoe brand or a cooler.

[Silky Johnson]

No Bags
No Switches
No Fat Bitches

Saw this one today. Don’t know what the first two lines mean.

Not a car guy but I think the first two might have to do with car suspension mods

[Resident Jeff]

I saw one yesterday that said ‘Thick thighs save lives’, but that may belong in the best bumper sticker thread.
It was a bumper sticker regardless…

[Freelancevagrant]

This is my favorite one that I have. Marginally offensive, but I like it.

[therealnod]

Any one of the hundreds of Calvin pissing on something stickers.

[RichardBarkley]

Can anyone explain the punisher sticker to me ? Is it gun nuts or something? I'm not American.

[Atiba Applebum]

Can anyone explain the punisher sticker to me ? Is it gun nuts or something? I'm not American.

It’s a bunch of law enforcement simps who have completely misunderstood the Punisher character and think it is a comic about doing by what it takes to take out bad guys (like Dirty Harry) when the Punisher is exactly the kind of guy who put take out corrupt cops

[RichardBarkley]

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Can anyone explain the punisher sticker to me ? Is it gun nuts or something? I'm not American.

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It’s a bunch of law enforcement simps who have completely misunderstood the Punisher character and think it is a comic about doing by what it takes to take out bad guys (like Dirty Harry) when the Punisher is exactly the kind of guy who put take out corrupt cops

Ah I see, makes sense.

[ToySanta]

Damn, all of these mentioned for sure.

Outside of anti-Trump stuff, right wingers seem to love anti-politician stickers the most. Calvin peeing on Biden, NObama, etc. Those are tied with any pro cop bullshit people spew in this world.

Lately for me it’s been the colorful mountain ranges. It’s a new trend meant for a water bottle but people are putting em on their cars and they’re too small. It’s so oddly disproportionate.

[RCB3]

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Can anyone explain the punisher sticker to me ? Is it gun nuts or something? I'm not American.

[close]

It’s a bunch of law enforcement simps who have completely misunderstood the Punisher character and think it is a comic about doing by what it takes to take out bad guys (like Dirty Harry) when the Punisher is exactly the kind of guy who put take out corrupt cops

The irony in the misunderstanding of the Punisher is the best part.

[323-BALM]

Damn, all of these mentioned for sure.

Outside of anti-Trump stuff, right wingers seem to love anti-politician stickers the most. Calvin peeing on Biden, NObama, etc. Those are tied with any pro cop bullshit people spew in this world.

Lately for me it’s been the colorful mountain ranges. It’s a new trend meant for a water bottle but people are putting em on their cars and they’re too small. It’s so oddly disproportionate.

this is my whole world. I have been surrounded by this for the past few years. At first I was happy to see this stuff replacing topo map graphics, but it’s grown even stronger! Waiting to drown in whatever is next…