Worst Bumper Stickers

[rawr1922]

What is that in the Toyota Previa side window?

[brent]

What is that in the Toyota Previa side window?

[hup]

Another one I had saved in my camera roll. This one hits close to home. What do you think his favorite truck company is?

One time I actually saw this dude at the local, he ran into a kid riding a scooter, kinda fucked him up, and then sat down with his head in his hands for like 5 mins and then left. Rough day.

Undefeated sticker toss champ!

[Buster_Poosey]

Was kinda worried that the unhinged psycho that drives this truck was gonna walk outta Lowe's as I was taking the photos but fuck it, too bad not to get pics. At least he is consistent with the color scheme.

https://twitter.com/HansenKole/status/1324153593310576641
Color me shocked this is the driver of this truck

[modern life is war]

Lmao he has his number on his truck, someone should send him a text. Why are reptile owners like this?

[TheLurper]

What does Plumber Money mean? Is this some sort of Mario reference?

[Jim and Dan]

Was kinda worried that the unhinged psycho that drives this truck was gonna walk outta Lowe's as I was taking the photos but fuck it, too bad not to get pics. At least he is consistent with the color scheme.

I'm getting real Sigma Male or Neckbeard energy off this one, doubt he's never even see a naked woman besides on his computer screen after simping all of his "Plumber Money" on OnlyFans subscriptions, nevertheless eaten pussy. I bet he's still a total badass though.

*Edit: Just looked at the twitter, 100% incel!

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What does Plumber Money mean? Is this some sort of Mario reference?

Maybe something about laying pipe? Somebody DM him [like a man, he oughta like that] and find out.

[Jim and Dan]

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Maybe something about laying pipe? Somebody DM him [like a man, he oughta like that] and find out.

The kids dad runs Hansen's Plumbing - Drain Cleaning and Repair in Ventura, CA, so that truck and those stickers were definitely bought with Daddy's plumbing money. He reminds me of like every kid I grew up with whose dad ran a trade company, just complete pieces of shit.

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What does Plumber Money mean? Is this some sort of Mario reference?

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Maybe something about laying pipe? Somebody DM him [like a man, he oughta like that] and find out.

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The kids dad runs Hansen's Plumbing - Drain Cleaning and Repair in Ventura, CA, so that truck and those stickers were definitely bought with Daddy's plumbing money. He reminds me of like every kid I grew up with whose dad ran a trade company, just complete pieces of shit.

Thanks. I guess I should've known the guy who literally has an I <3 anal sticker on his car has no need for innuendoes.

[Jim and Dan]

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What does Plumber Money mean? Is this some sort of Mario reference?

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Maybe something about laying pipe? Somebody DM him [like a man, he oughta like that] and find out.

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The kids dad runs Hansen's Plumbing - Drain Cleaning and Repair in Ventura, CA, so that truck and those stickers were definitely bought with Daddy's plumbing money. He reminds me of like every kid I grew up with whose dad ran a trade company, just complete pieces of shit.

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Thanks. I guess I should've known the guy who literally has an I <3 anal sticker on his car has no need for innuendoes.

The main door to my work establishment:


It's so fucking embarrassing when I have vendors, clients or god forbid the certifying rabbi come here, that baby gets covered up by the Cabot Cheese cow magnet.

[nonickname]

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What does Plumber Money mean? Is this some sort of Mario reference?

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Maybe something about laying pipe? Somebody DM him [like a man, he oughta like that] and find out.

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The kids dad runs Hansen's Plumbing - Drain Cleaning and Repair in Ventura, CA, so that truck and those stickers were definitely bought with Daddy's plumbing money. He reminds me of like every kid I grew up with whose dad ran a trade company, just complete pieces of shit.

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Thanks. I guess I should've known the guy who literally has an I <3 anal sticker on his car has no need for innuendoes.

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The main door to my work establishment:


It's so fucking embarrassing when I have vendors, clients or god forbid the certifying rabbi come here, that baby gets covered up by the Cabot Cheese cow magnet.

But the Rusty Bearings one makes up for a lot...always remember the skatepark in his honour when I see one.

[Steely Daniel]

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Maybe something about laying pipe? Somebody DM him [like a man, he oughta like that] and find out.

The one that confuses me the most is "Louder than your girl last night"

Who or what was louder than my girl last night? His truck? Him making guttural, grunting sounds during sex and drowning out the sounds of my woman whom he slept with... last night. Is he implying we are all so bad at sex we elicit no reaction from our partners and he's just knocking it out of the park every night multiple times? Or is it some corny weed reference? I might be thinking too hard about this it's become some kind of riddle to my fried mind now.

[Jim and Dan]

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What does Plumber Money mean? Is this some sort of Mario reference?

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Maybe something about laying pipe? Somebody DM him [like a man, he oughta like that] and find out.

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The one that confuses me the most is "Louder than your girl last night"

Who or what was louder than my girl last night? His truck? Him making guttural, grunting sounds during sex and drowning out the sounds of my woman whom he slept with... last night. Is he implying we are all so bad at sex we elicit no reaction from our partners and he's just knocking it out of the park every night multiple times? Or is it some corny weed reference? I might be thinking too hard about this it's become some kind of riddle to my fried mind now.

His truck goes "vroom, vroom" real loud, pit the coffee can muffler on there for extra loud! This man is a true national treasure...

[modern life is war]

Big fan of this one, very creative

[SneakySecrets]

^Something tells me this guy isn’t a Sunday school teacher.

[pugmaster]

^Something tells me this guy isn’t a Sunday school teacher.

I respectfully disagree. I think they are a Sunday school teacher, but are poor at citing their references. I am almost certain, "Phuck you cunt, Fuck you all" is in the book of Leviticus or in the book of Matthew. Not sure which verse(s) though.

[Powdered Toast Man!]

For the last couple years i’ve seen an increasingly amount of vehicles with custom phrases revolving around toxic personality
“Toxico” “toxica abordo” “los toxicos” “amo a mi toxica”

(“Toxic” “toxic aboard” “the toxics” “i love my toxic boyfriend/ girlfriend” “me, toxic?” Etc etc)
Usually in big green letters and stick figures

Yikes

Oh yea and the shocker hand fucking sucks too it’s gotta go

These also apply to the “things that make you think less of a person” thread

[Magnolia]

For the last couple years i’ve seen an increasingly amount of vehicles with custom phrases revolving around toxic personality
“Toxico” “toxica abordo” “los toxicos” “amo a mi toxica”

(“Toxic” “toxic aboard” “the toxics” “i love my toxic boyfriend/ girlfriend” “me, toxic?” Etc etc)
Usually in big green letters and stick figures

Yikes

Oh yea and the shocker hand fucking sucks too it’s gotta go

These also apply to the “things that make you think less of a person” thread

One of the strangest things I've ever seen was a truck with 2 shocker stickers and truck nuts, I feel like just 1 of those would get the point across

[Big Baby Jesus]

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Texas or Florida?
There’s a dad at my kids school who drives a giant lifted truck with a giant blue lives flag and two blue lives stickers on each side of his back window. The other day he was wearing a blue lives tank top and hat.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

That silver pick up, I lost it with the "I Love Anal" sticker.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

Does she skate or celebrate her terrible driving?

[Plan9Customs]

Does she skate or celebrate her terrible driving?

Maybe both.

[Sedition]

“Baby on Board” is the worst.

Like, do you actually think someone is going to change their driving propensities because you have a baby in your car? Or, do you just need attention because you’re trying to show off your little fuck trophy?

“Adult on board; I want to live, too.”

[Síota]

“Baby on Board” is the worst.

Like, do you actually think someone is going to change their driving propensities because you have a baby in your car? Or, do you just need attention because you’re trying to show off your little fuck trophy?

“Adult on board; I want to live, too.”

I agree, also they are so small you normally have to be tail gating to read them. Saw this the other day:

[frontsideNECKTIE]

I saw a Spitfire/Jason Vorhees sticker on the back of this Audi, placed terribly off-kilter on the bumper. Only sticker on the car

Dude driving looked like he'd never even touched a skateboard before

[pugmaster]