Worst Bumper Stickers

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

"COEXIST" stickers with all the religious symbols is up there for me.

Also, when I was in Germany there was a guy driving around with a giant sticker that said "WICHST DU" which basically means "do you jerk off" which i thought was pretty aggressive.

I saw a Coexist spoof where someone used a bunch of religious symbols to spell “Eat Shit”. I thought that was pretty creative.

[Easy Slider]

On this parking lot I skate a dude has „Fuck Greta“ next to his exhaust. It makes me cringe.

I have an old beaten up Toyota Paseo I got for cheap that I use when my main car is in the garage (which was the case fort the most part of the last two years) with a bleached out „I love my cat“ bumper sticker. I don‘t have a cat but the sticker is sick.

[therealnod]

Garbo, Van Susteren, or Thunberg?

[brycickle]

I saw one the other day that read "The closer you get, the slower I drive" 

The faster you push me, the farther I get. You're adding velocity.

[shredder sequel]

Garbo, Van Susteren, or Thunberg?

[Allen.]

Calvin wearing a hat that says liberty pissing on gun control

[Klaus Schwab]

Garbo, Van Susteren, or Thunberg?

I believe the sticker refers to our modern Joan of Arc, the tween speaking truth to the world and enemy of boiling oceans, Greta Thunberg.

I cannot thoroughly express my admiration for this little lady using our clumsy human languages.  Soon all of you will be happily eating your American hamburgers made of patties of compressed beetle larvae instead of ground beef to save our atmosphere and we have her to thank.

[doomstation55]

I know it’s the opposite of what we’re looking for, but this one’s my favorite

[ToySanta]

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Damn, all of these mentioned for sure.

Outside of anti-Trump stuff, right wingers seem to love anti-politician stickers the most. Calvin peeing on Biden, NObama, etc. Those are tied with any pro cop bullshit people spew in this world.

Lately for me it’s been the colorful mountain ranges. It’s a new trend meant for a water bottle but people are putting em on their cars and they’re too small. It’s so oddly disproportionate.

[close]

this is my whole world. I have been surrounded by this for the past few years. At first I was happy to see this stuff replacing topo map graphics, but it’s grown even stronger! Waiting to drown in whatever is next…

My old tech folk gentrified neighborhood is littered with this still. Subarus and 4Runners as far as the eye can see. Plus the local car wash is on the smallest lot but regularly has a wait time and the Starbucks drive through holds up traffic for three hours each morning. So I guess stickers are chill but dirt is unchill?


And I had sworn someone in this thread mentioned “mountains please,” but now I’m not seeing it. I don’t hate mountains or hiking but why the fuck are you advertising it?? You’re not alone or unique!

[ToySanta]

Saw this combo walking my neighborhood yesterday:

“Ben Carson 2016”
“Obama Biden” - mostly faded and torn off
“eARTh”

I dunno if they have whiplash, but I do.

[Síota]

I kinda forgot about bumper stickers. You don't really see them here in France but you see these two alot on back windows of cars.

Some online ski shop (mostly in the Alps):


And Corsica Ferries:

[TheBoognish]

I kinda forgot about bumper stickers. You don't really see them here in France but you see these two alot on back windows of cars.

Some online ski shop (mostly in the Alps):


And Corsica Ferries:

I have a “In Tartiflette We Trust” t-shirt somewhere. I got it on SkiPass when I was super into backcountry skiing.

[Candied cigarettes]

Worst/best: when I was staying my aunt in the Bay Area in June a car in the neighborhood had one that said the bigger the FUPA the tastier the chalupa. Stuck out like a sore thumb in this uppity neighborhood in San Carlos- pretty funny tho

[Pretty Serious]

All 50 state pride stickers:






“Don’t blame me I voted for _______”

, unless you ironically enjoy drugs and trying to butter up the cop that’s following you.

Honorable mention:


Individually the worst, but the best when all of them are stuck to the back of the car (missing Pearl Jam and DMB)



Life sucks bitch.

[pugmaster]

Taken in the university parking lot in 2017. Really made my day 

[JB]

All 50 state pride stickers:

When people use the state as a letter...

[GrayCellGreen]

Surprised no one has mentioned the absolute plague of anime stickers showing up on cars in the last few years.

[SneakySecrets]

Surprised no one has mentioned the absolute plague of anime stickers showing up on cars in the last few years.

I don’t have that where I live.  Like current anime or some Fist of the North Star shit?

[RCB3]

[GrayCellGreen]

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Surprised no one has mentioned the absolute plague of anime stickers showing up on cars in the last few years.

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I don’t have that where I live.  Like current anime or some Fist of the North Star shit?

I'm in So Cal, south IE to be specific, and there are countless cars with these (this is actually a mellow example):

[SneakySecrets]

As a bad bumper sticker aficionado, I am gutted and torn at the choice between these two Goliaths of the art form.  Which is the dumbest of them all?  Shall I choose….??:

A) Keep on Crunchin

B) It’s hard to soar with eagles when your [sic] surrounded by turkeys!

You be the judge.

[shredder sequel]

Eagles Vs. Turkeys. The copyright placement lets you know that your seeing something special. Hang its jersey in the rafters.

[nonickname]

On a pickup truck at a work site:

In big letters "BLM"

In small letters underneath "Bang Local Milfs"

[Steely Daniel]

Eagles Vs. Turkeys. The copyright placement lets you know that your seeing something special. Hang its jersey in the rafters.

LOL!

And definitely go with the Turkey one

There are a few trucks in my neighbourhood that have some pretty bad ones.

Obviously the obligatory "Fuck Trudeaux" but they have like 5-6 other terrible ones plastered right along.

[thanksgiving]

As a bad bumper sticker aficionado, I am gutted and torn at the choice between these two Goliaths of the art form.  Which is the dumbest of them all?  Shall I choose….??:

A) Keep on Crunchin

B) It’s hard to soar with eagles when your [sic] surrounded by turkeys!

You be the judge.

hahahah i loved that its the wrong you're!

[thanksgiving]

im from pnw canada and was really surprised to see all the blue lives matter stickers when i was in MA last summer. I thought it was one of those fringe political movements where there's like 10 people into it and then everyone online makes a big stink but I swear to god every third car must have had the blue line flag on it.

[Mean salto]

Yosemite Sam with confederate flags and "if you want more grunt root a pig" with a picture of two pigs fucking on the same jeep. Driven by some maybe 45-55 year old bloke who made sure everyone in the shop knew it was weird a bloke was buying the groceries.



People's in here's reactions to a baby on board are kinda chat gotta say

[matty_c]

I feel personally attacked I say the soar like an eagle thing to cunts at work all the time

There used to be these ones with australia on it and it said ‘fuck off we’re full’

Pretty hectic redneck sticker

[Uncle Flea]

Ass grass or gas. No one rides for free.

Shits rapey AF. Probably came out in the 70s when the hippie turned into to the Longhair.

Probably a bad idea to put my newest band stickers on your car. Maybe getting pulled over with a Suboxone glued to your whip

I'll have my stack on Monday. Definitely with send what I can to pals. I wish I was wealthy  I'd pay you to put up a stack in your travels. Spread the word for me. I'd love you for it. We trying to get people to book us out of state soon. 4 more locals coming up

I'm typing one eyed. I should crash.

[boston_bruins]

Senior year in high school, English class…for some reason that day teacher told us to say to the class the funniest bumper sticker we had seen. One I had seen recently and thought was funny was “To all you virgins: thanks for nothing” ….nobody in class laughed, but this jock bro said out loud to me “well, thanks for nothing, dude.”     Fuck