Worst Bumper Stickers

[Magnolia]

This is easily the worst one that I own

[SneakySecrets]

This is easily the worst one that I own

@Magnolia Holy shit that’s a nice one.  Wanna sell it to me for $5?

[Steely Daniel]

Caught this one in the wild today while waiting at a traffic light. Thought it was kinda funny as I'd never seen one like this before.

[Burt Ward]

I have a feeling that these shits are popular in the U.S, but I saw one here in Aus yesterday. Fucking weird.



Favourite is the classic "Horn broken, watch for finger".

[Magnolia]

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@Magnolia Holy shit that’s a nice one.  Wanna sell it to me for $5?

Honestly as long as you promise to actually put it on a car it's all yours

[Deputy Wendell]

honestly, i've always thought this was funny...i'm so ashamed...for good AND ill, dad (rest his soul) was a legit biker so at least a little of his sketch lives on in me...

[Kumiko]

I have a few, but no car to put them on

[Magnolia]

I have a few, but no car to put them on

These are works of art, holy shit

[Magnolia]

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@Magnolia Holy shit that’s a nice one.  Wanna sell it to me for $5?

Hey @SneakySecrets this sticker is going back on sale this weekend: https://instagram.com/renaissance__man?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[pugmaster]

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@Magnolia Holy shit that’s a nice one.  Wanna sell it to me for $5?

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Hey @SneakySecrets this sticker is going back on sale this weekend: https://instagram.com/renaissance__man?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

@SneakySecrets after the book club gets through Blood Meridian, his manifesto would be great to consider as a book club read

[SneakySecrets]

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This is easily the worst one that I own

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@Magnolia Holy shit that’s a nice one.  Wanna sell it to me for $5?

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Hey @SneakySecrets this sticker is going back on sale this weekend: https://instagram.com/renaissance__man?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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@SneakySecrets after the book club gets through Blood Meridian, his manifesto would be great to consider as a book club read

I think we can all agree that he’s a wonderful man with some great ideas. 

Did he make a couple whoopsees along the way?  Sure.  But who among us hasn’t goofed up from time to time?

[pugmaster]

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@Magnolia Holy shit that’s a nice one.  Wanna sell it to me for $5?

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Hey @SneakySecrets this sticker is going back on sale this weekend: https://instagram.com/renaissance__man?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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@SneakySecrets after the book club gets through Blood Meridian, his manifesto would be great to consider as a book club read

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I think we can all agree that he’s a wonderful man with some great ideas. 

Did he make a couple whoopsees along the way?  Sure.  But who among us hasn’t goofed up from time to time?

[pugmaster]

Not the off duty cop with the bumper stickers promoting violence and murder

EDIT: Sorry, you have to click on the pic for the size to increase

[SneakySecrets]

What a wonderful headspace for someone with a monopoly on state-sanctioned violence.

[pugmaster]

Yeah it definitely elicited a "holy shit" from me as I was driving alone

[Mr. BoPep]

I always see these “Flap” stickers on trucks here in Japan.  Wonder where they got the great idea for the font from?  “Hello Titty” -pure genius, in my opinion at least.  The truck with the “Asia” logo I always see “Asta”.  Santa Cruz could make a great 90’s style rip off graphic, they’d sell like hotcakes (with sweet beans inside) in Japan…

[tuesday]

Not the off duty cop with the bumper stickers promoting violence and murder

EDIT: Sorry, you have to click on the pic for the size to increase

That's a James Mattis quote (not that it makes it any better)  https://www.politico.com/blogs/donald-trump-administration/2016/12/james-mattis-quotes-232097

[Steely Daniel]

Oh my fuck. As someone who lived through a brutal K9 unit mauling that just makes my blood boil.

[Sleazy]

I never realized it was a white thing till I saw this post years back: https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/21/100-bumper-stickers/

On a pickup truck at a work site:

In big letters "BLM"

In small letters underneath "Bang Local Milfs"

I came to post MILF Hunter one my wife saw on some shitty rusted out truck in this redneck beach town we go too, but this one is way better. Love combining making fun of BLM with milf hunting on the same sticker.

[modern life is war]

Got this one at a gas station somewhere in washington. I think it was the owner's original artwork and he was hella stoked someone was buying some of it.

And this one isn't a bumper sticker but it's probably the best fridge magnet I own. Got it from the same guy.

[SneakySecrets]

^Daaaaaamn.  You’ve got great taste. 

[Plan9Customs]

Kinda blurry but spotted this snowflake in the wild today:

Also saw another but didn’t get a pic. ‘Obama you’re fired!’ Trump 2016 Guess these durps think presidents get more than 2 terms. 🥴

[Skookum]

My favorite ones.
1- big cats are dangerous but a lil’ pussy never hurt anybody.
2- been nowhere, done nothing.
3- Indy iron cross logo with text that’s says “I don’t skate, I’m a kook”.

I have these on my tool box. I don’t put bumper stickers on my vehicle.
Also I’ve learned that people that put the baby on board sticker on their cars drive like complete duck heads.

[caiiro]

I saw this one on the road yesterday that’s arguably the most insane shit I’ve ever seen
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y'know, you put stickers on your car, not gigantic anti-Semitic posters.

[Coastal Fever]

He was tryna be a bully
He was pumping gas and got attacked

[Magnolia]

My favorite ones.
1- big cats are dangerous but a lil’ pussy never hurt anybody.
2- been nowhere, done nothing.
3- Indy iron cross logo with text that’s says “I don’t skate, I’m a kook”.

I have these on my tool box. I don’t put bumper stickers on my vehicle.
Also I’ve learned that people that put the baby on board sticker on their cars drive like complete duck heads.

I'd love to see this one if you've got a pic

[Jim and Dan]

1. Buck commander decals, like what the fuck even is this shit? Are they hunting whistles or some shit? They are fucking everywhere here.
2. Any sticker that describes how badass, bitchy or sassy you are in your Jeep Wrangler or Subaru WRX, you just look like an asshole.
3. Those salt life ones, I get it, we all live near the ocean...
4. Ski resort ones really piss me off when you've been there once or your vacation home is there, but maybe that comes from growing up in an area with tons of ski resorts and the out-of-staters they bring.
5. Any political shit, like I really don't fucking care and I bet you feel like a real righteous badass truth-seeker with those bad boys on your car.
6. Here in Rhode Island tons of people will have bumper stickers of an outline of the following: Conanicut Island, Aquidneck Island or Block Island. Why? Just why? Town pride? Marge Simpson already declared town pride dead when Bart graffito-tagged Springfield... It's 2023 guys, let's get rid of the US state-based island pride... 
7. Those "baby on board" stickers in the Banksy style, really edgy and culturally advanced people buy these...
8. Supreme box logo stickers.

[modern life is war]

Was kinda worried that the unhinged psycho that drives this truck was gonna walk outta Lowe's as I was taking the photos but fuck it, too bad not to get pics. At least he is consistent with the color scheme.

[modern life is war]

Another one I had saved in my camera roll. This one hits close to home. What do you think his favorite truck company is?

One time I actually saw this dude at the local, he ran into a kid riding a scooter, kinda fucked him up, and then sat down with his head in his hands for like 5 mins and then left. Rough day.

[SneakySecrets]

I’m definitely throwing up the shaka when I pass that dude though 🤙