Worst Bumper Stickers

[BurgerCop]

"Lets Go Brandon" is fuckin corny.

[live, laugh, love]

I couldn't give a lesser fuck if your car climbed Mt. Washington.

[Atiba Applebum]

I couldn’t figure out what the Disneyland annual passes stickers were for the longest time. 

It’s an A Mickey Head outline P and I thought the Mickey was supposed to represent a letter.   

[Atiba Applebum]

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Can anyone explain the punisher sticker to me ? Is it gun nuts or something? I'm not American.

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It’s a bunch of law enforcement simps who have completely misunderstood the Punisher character and think it is a comic about doing by what it takes to take out bad guys (like Dirty Harry) when the Punisher is exactly the kind of guy who put take out corrupt cops

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The irony in the misunderstanding of the Punisher is the best part.

Don’t forget the many ways ultra patriots on the right disrespect the flag according to the us flag code

You cannot:
-wear the flag
-use the flag as a marketing tool
-embroidering the flag on cushions
-printing the flag on paper or anything designed to be throw out or used once

[Minigolf Fanatic]

I find the dedications to dead people very odd (RIP So and So 12/30/98- 3/17/20) .
Grief/tragedy flex?
Weird way to "remember" someone.

[brycickle]

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I saw this one on the road yesterday that’s arguably the most insane shit I’ve ever seen
english baby boy names

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Haha, Jesus Christ.  Wow.

Nope. They killed him too.

If you have a "Baby on Board" sticker, I want to drive my car straight into yours.

[JB]

Stickers on cars has been a hard no for me for years. Just an advertisement for how much of an idiot you are 99% of the time. Saw two pro gun ones recently that stood out. The first said something like "If you believe that guns kill people, then pencils misspell words and cheeseburgers make people fat". Pure idiot garbage.

The second had an icon of a handgun and said "nothing in this car is worth losing your life over" to which I really wanted to write a note saying "You're 2011 ford escape isn't worth taking someones life over, you fucking loser." and leave it on their windshield.

Still remember one from years ago on some rusted out truck that said "Built with tools, not chopsticks." American cars are fucking overpriced garbage and have been for years.

[DanTheDoucher]

I couldn't give a lesser fuck if your car climbed Mt. Washington.

LMAO

Another Pittsburgh guy! I don't have the sticker, but I see them all the time.

[DanTheDoucher]

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I saw this one on the road yesterday that’s arguably the most insane shit I’ve ever seen
english baby boy names

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Haha, Jesus Christ.  Wow.

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Nope. They killed him too.

If you have a "Baby on Board" sticker, I want to drive my car straight into yours.

I saw one a few weeks ago that said, "Baby up in this bitch", which is a much better option.

[TastyBurrito]

"Lets Go Brandon" is fuckin corny.

It's like when elementary school kids come up with a new term for "fuck" that won't get them in trouble.

Then they giggle whenever it's said as if they're being sneaky.

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[SneakySecrets]

Uhg I know, the Volcom logo is so 2009.

[GardenSkater77]

I couldn't give a lesser fuck if your car climbed Mt. Washington.

Bro. That road is scary. My wife made me stop. It’s an accomplishment for realz.

[nonickname]

"You're rights" - Amazing.

[live, laugh, love]

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I couldn't give a lesser fuck if your car climbed Mt. Washington.

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Bro. That road is scary. My wife made me stop. It’s an accomplishment for realz.

Soooo, you didn't get the sticker?

[GardenSkater77]

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I couldn't give a lesser fuck if your car climbed Mt. Washington.

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Bro. That road is scary. My wife made me stop. It’s an accomplishment for realz.

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Soooo, you didn't get the sticker?

I hate to be the one to tell you but they give you the sticker at the entrance.

[Steely Daniel]

"Island Girl" stickers with the silhouette of Vancouver Island

Browning firearms company stickers. The fucking deer thing. One of the best ways to instantly tell someone is a trashy hick even if they're not driving the truck to match.

Those are the worst and most common ones I see.

[wongles]

My sister is a crazed Trumpie, and her car is Loaded to gills with hideous bumper stickers, especially anti abortion fetus picture ones.  People violently drive up to her side, and scream at her all the time.  I've never put a sticker on my cars.

[backside_frontside]

I saw one in the grocery store parking lot that said "Uncle Sam wants YOU to speak English."

[live, laugh, love]

My sister is a crazed Trumpie, and her car is Loaded to gills with hideous bumper stickers, especially anti abortion fetus picture ones.  People violently drive up to her side, and scream at her all the time.  I've never put a sticker on my cars.

Can you post a pic of your sister's fetus mobile? I'd slap some cameras on that bad boy if I were you and make a YouTube channel.

[Coastal Fever]

Worst: If you don’t stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them!

Best: I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight!

Also great: I’m only speeding because I have to poop!

[therealnod]

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"You're rights" - Amazing.

"Defend the constitution or loose it"
Set that thing free

[Gene_Harrogate]

I saw one the other day that read "The closer you get, the slower I drive" 

I'm not a tailgaiter, and I don't like it when people do it to me but that bumper sticker irked me for some reason.

[TheBoognish]

Everytime I go to the States I trip out over the whole bumper sticker thing. How are bumper stickers THAT fucking popular ?

Asides from a few Fuck Trudeau ones, you never see them here in Canada.

[FUBAR]

On a minivan: if you hit me with my kid in the car, I will beat your ass till the cops come.

I wanted to remove the B on the word “beat”. I also wanted to smack the shit out of the dude for being a tough guy kook.

[SneakySecrets]

Everytime I go to the States I trip out over the whole bumper sticker thing. How are bumper stickers THAT fucking popular ?

Asides from a few Fuck Trudeau ones, you never see them here in Canada.

That was part of the reason for making this topic to begin with.  I think it’s weird too…. and a solid 98% are either boring or lame in some way, but I like trying to use them to glean information about the driver in front of me at a red light… I’m not really doing anything else and, you know, the unexamined life is not worth living and all that shit.

The more I think about the Yeti ones, the more baffled I am.  I don’t know if it’s just around me, but I feel like they enjoy such a disproportional representation on the back of cars for what it is… it’s like having the sticker of your favorite vacuum cleaner or can opener on your car.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

The lady that lives down the street from me has this awesome one that says "I hope you follow Jesus this closely" written in small font.

[Atiba Applebum]

"COEXIST" stickers with all the religious symbols is up there for me.

Also, when I was in Germany there was a guy driving around with a giant sticker that said "WICHST DU" which basically means "do you jerk off" which i though was pretty aggressive.

Considering your username - that German one def gives strong “honk if your horny” sketch vibes

[L33Tg33k]

Everytime I go to the States I trip out over the whole bumper sticker thing. How are bumper stickers THAT fucking popular ?

Asides from a few Fuck Trudeau ones, you never see them here in Canada.

If you don’t like our culture then you can stay out, foreigner! My sticker says “I stand for the flag”.

[Steely Daniel]

Everytime I go to the States I trip out over the whole bumper sticker thing. How are bumper stickers THAT fucking popular ?

Asides from a few Fuck Trudeau ones, you never see them here in Canada.

The ones I listed I see pretty frequently here on the west coast of BC.

Some other good one-offs I have seen.

"Moist Maker" on back of a huge lifted truck
"Hittin' Switches Dickin Bitches" on the back of an obnoxious low rider