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podcast was super fun and he ended up offering me spots whenever he comes to Florida. we stuck to one story about injuring my nuts. should be out in 8 weeks on his Patreon. thanks PALS.
Link your stand up/material/fit
This is the part where I say “Post a joke Funnyboi.”
Also, you haven’t truly cummed on a girlfriend until you’ve cummed blood on her.
Those are the rules: I don’t make them, I’m just here to remind y’all of ‘em.
‘Grats on the ‘cast, BTW.
Haha posting a set on slap is the equivalent to a bdsm torture session that goes south fast. If you do enough digging you'll be able to find em on YouTube. I do solemnly swear I have cum blood on and around at least 3 women (that I can remember,) and I can attest it is was WAY MORE than normal. So yeah, in a way you're right.
The morning before the pod I wracked my brain for any skate story that could have been even remotely funny, and wrote everything down the same way I would a stand up set: bullet points with tags underneath it if something pops into my head while writing the points.
I've done stand up for a long time and the only time I tried to do any jokes about skating was when I first started and it didn't work. Since then I've never tried at taking a legitimate stab at making skateboarding funny, but because I prepared so hard for the pod I finally think I cracked it, or am starting to. One of my goals has been to work within skateboarding as an mc and it's a legit dream job for me. Maybe a skate contest mc reel would work...
I'm extremely grateful for Ryan letting me on. He was super down to earth and genuine, funny as shit, and before we started the pod he goes, "who knows man, maybe this story will be your new closer." I have ALWAYS wanted to tell this story on stage but it's pretty fucking graphic, but my girlfriend's reaction to it happening is too good not to get a bit out of it.
As for the LA pod and comedy scene, I have no interest in it and I haven't for years. It all comes across as extremely disingenuous. I've had friends move there and tell me horror stories about the nepotism, but then again any comedy scene is like that.
Sorry for the long post... Where are my other active comics?