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Once a day at LEAST
34 (22.7%)
Couple of times a week
12 (8%)
He humps a ton but he’s monogamous guy
17 (11.3%)
He’s actually a virgin, the ambulance is unchristened
40 (26.7%)
People be humping in there but he just likes to watch
47 (31.3%)

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2022, 01:32:02 PM »
jimmy helmet
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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2022, 01:32:35 PM »
A young YouTuber with a legendary penis? Please!

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2022, 01:44:43 PM »
Where do we think && showers? does he shower? does he suds up on the venice boardwalk next to the public toilets?? I'm putting a bounty out on any photos of && showering.

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2022, 01:55:33 PM »
planet fitness lets you shower 10$ a month

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2022, 02:54:57 PM »
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Imagine the angles Dan Corrigan's getting back there. Stacking clips I bet.
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Imagine Dan and Hayley having sex and try not to vomit


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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2022, 03:15:56 PM »
Is slap aware he is a rich kid from white rock Canada and his parents just wanted him to do whatever makes him happy and this is the result?

Do you think it could be any other way? Could you imagine a kid from a poor American neighborhood acting like &&?

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"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2022, 03:30:52 PM »
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Imagine the angles Dan Corrigan's getting back there. Stacking clips I bet.
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Imagine Dan and Hayley having sex and try not to vomit do a huge cum

fixed that for you

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2022, 04:06:07 PM »
And && is probably reading this.

You guys know he’s down with SLAP, right?
He’s signing people’s boards with “&&” and has it painted on his custom helmet.

Andy, if you’re reading this, let us know.
Or at least vote.
I’m trying to be every mom’s favorite skater’-&&

Duane's the type of guy to ask to see your junk then go to school and tell everyone you're gay. - Uncle Flea


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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2022, 05:14:36 PM »
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Imagine the angles Dan Corrigan's getting back there. Stacking clips I bet.
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Imagine Dan and Hayley having sex and try not to vomit do a huge cum
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fixed that for you

I hope you fucking die Harley Jarvis! Take your massive underbite and flat backhead tf outta here

I actually think Dan and Hayley are sorta cute in a Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito kind of way.




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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2022, 05:15:31 PM »
Andingo

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2022, 05:25:59 PM »
Assbulance.

You get to run all the red lights.

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2022, 05:26:17 PM »
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Is slap aware he is a rich kid from white rock Canada and his parents just wanted him to do whatever makes him happy and this is the result?
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Do you think it could be any other way? Could you imagine a kid from a poor American neighborhood acting like &&?

Haha Real shit.

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2022, 07:10:17 PM »
PLOT TWIST:

&& probably has a mandingo and always uses protection, lube, and consent to his partner/s

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2022, 07:48:08 PM »
Stupid thread but propably more than slap combined.

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2022, 07:49:05 PM »
i imagine it’s hard to get laid in etnies
No it is not.

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2022, 08:29:52 PM »
decent amount, but they're all home schooled

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2022, 08:59:25 PM »
imagine the fuck noises this brother makes

prolly sounds like geddy lee

How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2022, 05:36:39 AM »
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Imagine the angles Dan Corrigan's getting back there. Stacking clips I bet.
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Imagine Dan and Hayley having sex and try not to vomit do a huge cum
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fixed that for you

lol gnar'd

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2022, 05:40:53 AM »
TBH && seems like a nice guy, all those clout hungry ladies in the venice area probably swarm him on the daily. I bet its really hard for him to find the freestyle chick of his dreams. I feel bad for the dude.

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2022, 05:49:59 AM »
You think he makes her put on a helmet with a little visor on it too

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2022, 06:50:01 AM »
You think he makes her put on a helmet with a little visor on it too

Yea, except hers is backwards

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2022, 03:12:01 PM »
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Is slap aware he is a rich kid from white rock Canada and his parents just wanted him to do whatever makes him happy and this is the result?
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Do you think it could be any other way? Could you imagine a kid from a poor American neighborhood acting like &&?

Andy Ampersand is the Drake of skateboarding confirmed ;)

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2022, 05:31:23 PM »
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Is slap aware he is a rich kid from white rock Canada and his parents just wanted him to do whatever makes him happy and this is the result?
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Do you think it could be any other way? Could you imagine a kid from a poor American neighborhood acting like &&?
[close]

Andy Ampersand is the Drake of skateboarding confirmed ;)

The song for &&'s next video part

"Kiss my ass if you hating, I'm getting ass while I'm skating" - Lil-Wayne/Drake&&
 

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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2022, 06:05:22 PM »
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You think he makes her put on a helmet with a little visor on it too
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Yea, except hers is backwards

Makes sense cause they would hit when they kiss

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2022, 06:25:56 PM »
I can't help but picture him referring to a journal like he did in Mano A Mano.

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2022, 06:59:10 PM »
I can't help but picture him referring to a journal like he did in Mano A Mano.

Oh you know he’s got a list of names in his little journal he Carrie’s around

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2022, 07:30:52 PM »
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i imagine it’s hard to get laid in etnies
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No it is not.

do you keep them on?

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2022, 07:56:08 PM »
I personally have a pair of Etnies I only wear to have sex in

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2022, 10:03:39 PM »


If && could pull 35 cubic feet of tail per day, that would be the equivalent of 700 pounds. That means && could pull at least 6 babes that weigh roughly 116.5 lbs each. Or he could go big and take home one 700 voluptuous beauty. This is all assuming && has the game to pull tail.

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Re: How much tail does && pull in the Ambulance
« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2022, 10:22:52 PM »
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i imagine it’s hard to get laid in etnies
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No it is not.
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do you keep them on?
No.