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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #90 on: September 09, 2022, 06:42:59 PM »
I wanna be queen for a week
This is purportedly a free country, so you can be a queen for however long you want to be.

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #91 on: September 09, 2022, 08:02:01 PM »
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I like to think i'm politically engaged, so I rarely say this, but I think correct response here is pure unadulterated apathy.

it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
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Yeah I’m pretty tepid on whether or not the monarchy should exist (see previous comment), but something about this outpouring of emotion for someone who didn’t do anything is really starting to rub against me. 

Did anyone ever see that play Charles III from like 5+ years ago?   I always loved that it somewhat predicted Harry’s life.   

It is worth noting - once the Windsors die out, monarchy will end in the UK.   They won’t import monarchs from elsewhere like they once did and I highly doubt they’d ever elevate some domestic noble
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Is there any indication that the Windsors will die out? The youngest successive heir to the throne was born in 2013 so, should the monarchy sustain, he will be King of England long after everyone reading this has died.
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Right, it will definitely perpetuate for awhile.  It just dawned on me the other day that there won’t be another house.

No, they’re just gonna keep passing it down to the descendants of George V until something or someone (ahem) stops them.
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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #92 on: September 09, 2022, 08:41:56 PM »
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I wanna be queen for a week
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This is purportedly a free country, so you can be a queen for however long you want to be.

Queen it up! I only ask that you replace the corgis with Pugs (if possible).
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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #93 on: September 09, 2022, 09:18:14 PM »


I think she is now what she seems.
Well-defined ambiguity, I'm already on somebody's list as a casualty

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #94 on: September 09, 2022, 09:32:05 PM »
To me this seems like a perfect time to question what’s the point of the British Royal Family in 2022. The fact that after 70 years all anyone can say about the Queen is that she had great decorum should be enough to tell us that it’s all bullshit. Respectfully.


What even is royalty these days

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #95 on: September 10, 2022, 12:15:28 AM »
We movin dung a Babylon



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This is for you @RichardBarkley and your people.

Thin Lizzy hate Queen Lizzy.

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #96 on: September 10, 2022, 05:10:01 AM »
Tell the world to eat my dick
I’m a prick motherfucker
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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #97 on: September 10, 2022, 08:25:58 AM »
We movin dung a Babylon



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This is for you @RichardBarkley and your people.

Thin Lizzy hate Queen Lizzy.



Right on bro!
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2022, 08:26:58 AM »
Thin Lizzy are one of the greatest bands ever.

Philo is one of the best to ever do it
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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #99 on: September 10, 2022, 09:11:35 AM »


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I want to fight you so badly richard
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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #100 on: September 10, 2022, 09:40:28 AM »

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #101 on: September 10, 2022, 11:38:52 AM »


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That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #102 on: September 10, 2022, 11:43:37 AM »


That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions

To be fair though, it's not like we're still dealing with the consequences of that to this day. Oh wait...

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #103 on: September 10, 2022, 11:48:39 AM »
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That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions
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To be fair though, it's not like we're still dealing with the consequences of that to this day. Oh wait...

Yeah it's not like Christians have some sort of apocalyptic investment in the state of Israel....

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #104 on: September 10, 2022, 11:51:22 AM »
Let alone what they did to our country...fuck em. Give us back the north and fuck off. Your people are mostly cool but the Tory's/royals can get the fuck.
Anyways hope you'll are having a nice weekend and I'm genuinely sad that the normal folk in the UK are dealing with the BS of Brexit...cost of living is gone insane.

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #105 on: September 10, 2022, 02:20:20 PM »
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By no means a complete list
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That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions


The UK's colonial-capitalism was brutal and sent tons of people to early deaths and/or made their lives completely miserable. Life for workers, especially the Irish, was awful: https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/condition-working-class/index.htm .

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #106 on: September 10, 2022, 02:40:47 PM »
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By no means a complete list
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That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions
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The UK's colonial-capitalism was brutal and sent tons of people to early deaths and/or made their lives completely miserable. Life for workers, especially the Irish, was awful: https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/condition-working-class/index.htm .

It was so cool of her majesty to give the man in command on bloody Sunday an OBE

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #107 on: September 11, 2022, 09:12:35 AM »

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #108 on: September 11, 2022, 11:00:12 AM »
Let alone what they did to our country...fuck em. Give us back the north and fuck off. Your people are mostly cool but the Tory's/royals can get the fuck.
Anyways hope you'll are having a nice weekend and I'm genuinely sad that the normal folk in the UK are dealing with the BS of Brexit...cost of living is gone insane.

the cost of living is going insane in every country that printed money and shut people out of work for 2 years during the pandemic. did brexit somehow affect the usa and australia as well?

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #109 on: September 11, 2022, 09:51:46 PM »

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #110 on: September 12, 2022, 09:31:10 AM »


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detention camps in Kenya

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #111 on: September 12, 2022, 02:25:49 PM »
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detention camps in Kenya

also the o.g. w.a.s.p. in england basically invented the concept of whiteness/white supremacy.

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #112 on: September 13, 2022, 01:47:23 AM »
mandatory French contribution. We had the solution a long, long time ago.



dark humor aside, don't forget a lot of other European countries are still monarchies too: Netherlands, Spain, Belgium, Sweden, Luxemburg, Danemark etc.... Really puzzles me that stuff is still around in the 21st century.

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #113 on: September 13, 2022, 07:46:29 AM »
don't forget the atrocities committed on the indigenous populations of Canada and Australia.

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #114 on: September 13, 2022, 08:57:38 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VIII This guy gave up being a king after a year to marry a lady from Baltimore He's cool

EDIT: Not cool. He was a nazi sympathizer.
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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #115 on: September 13, 2022, 09:22:33 AM »
mandatory French contribution. We had the solution a long, long time ago.



dark humor aside, don't forget a lot of other European countries are still monarchies too: Netherlands, Spain, Belgium, Sweden, Luxemburg, Danemark etc.... Really puzzles me that stuff is still around in the 21st century.

I get the appeal of an apolitical, powerless head of state that provides continuity (like a fancy mascot).    It’s just their immense, unjustifiable wealth that I can’t get behind.   

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #116 on: September 13, 2022, 09:31:38 AM »
Jesus, I can't turn on anything without getting a bunch of tributes n shit...news won't stop talking about the funeral ...fuck all that noise silent bob

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #117 on: September 13, 2022, 03:56:52 PM »
Was listening to the always sunny pod and Megan’s husband went to school with Prince William. Apparently when he was 8 he said in class he wanted to be a police man when he grew up and all the kids made fun of him like you’re so stupid you can’t be a cop you’re gonna be the king.

That made me lol

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #118 on: September 13, 2022, 03:59:07 PM »
canadian here, the monarchy is fucked , its all fucked

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Re: The Queen is Dead
« Reply #119 on: September 14, 2022, 02:55:20 AM »
canadian here, the monarchy is fucked , its all fucked

I was in Ottawa a couple of weeks ago- strangely there's still more jubilee stuff up than you'd find anywhere in the UK.

On another note, I had no appreciation for the level of opiate addiction in Canada, though everything else was lovely. I've never seen anything like it.