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Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« on: September 11, 2022, 03:46:10 PM »
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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2022, 04:12:15 PM »
I'd say that Kris Markovich probably holds that title and has for the longest time

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2022, 04:31:25 PM »
Toooooooo many..
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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2022, 04:31:43 PM »
I don’t know, dude… ambition with nothing else attached should be left alone. More stoke than make fun.

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2022, 04:31:46 PM »
This Greysons art reminds me when I watched documentary about Basquiat and tried to make some art with random shit from the drawer.

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2022, 04:35:50 PM »
Gonna say markovich the faces he does are kinda generic one line faces a lot of people do. But I mean get the money I guess.


Skate artist I like, templeton , hsu, Jason adams stencils stuff is dope. Crockett is kinda cool some times I’m pretty into traditional tattoo art so I think I’m more critical on his stuff. But it’s pretty good.
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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2022, 04:38:13 PM »
I hate markovich's "art" ... if you can even call
it that.

But I'm following Lee Smith and that dude is making good progress.

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2022, 04:50:02 PM »
I hate markovich's "art" ... if you can even call
it that.

But I'm following Lee Smith and that dude is making good progress.

Lee's work is really cool

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2022, 04:53:02 PM »
Hate to say it but…. Muska
Some of the concrete stuff is sick but all of the hip-hip/tagging inspired stuff is a bit corny

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2022, 05:03:50 PM »
bad skate art (subjective list)

-kris mark

- mike v’s poetry

-muskas would be cool if he had a hand

good skate art

-thomas campbell

- eddie temp

- the stuff twist did for mad circle


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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2022, 05:10:22 PM »
that one guy who sings like bob dylan with his nuts in a vice

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2022, 05:33:09 PM »
I volunteer

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2022, 05:40:09 PM »
anything created by J-Casonova

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2022, 05:53:10 PM »
Worst is tough but Brian Lotti is one of the best
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2022, 06:29:55 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2022, 06:44:15 PM »
Worst is tough but Brian Lotti is one of the best

Agreed.

Damian Smith ( used to skate for SC ) is really good too.
Thomas Dupere ( artesian skateparks) has amazing stuff. I love his collage pieces.

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2022, 06:47:00 PM »
neckface but that seems redundant because i think it's meant to look like shit

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2022, 06:48:14 PM »
bad skate art (subjective list)

-muskas would be cool if he had a hand




He went through a really corny phase but I respect the farmer / concrete artist he is now.
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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2022, 06:49:50 PM »
Shawn Powers

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2022, 07:35:55 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2022, 08:06:49 PM »

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2022, 08:12:51 PM »
surprised tyler bledsoe hasn’t been mentioned

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2022, 09:16:05 PM »
Greyson….



This painting is almost literal to a fault, but not the worst.

He uses tile (not ceramic) to represent pool tile and an actual pool light. I wouldn't be surprised if he bought generic pool paint from Home Depot instead of mixing the colors for the blue/green. Moreover, he outlines the death box and light just like one would a real pool.

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2022, 10:42:08 PM »
I think Muska’s concrete stuff is pretty awesome. My dad was a career cement mason so it’s cool to see someone using the same materials to make art.

I have almost no desire to draw/sketch/paint but when I saw some of Lee Smith’s stuff it made me want to learn oil painting.

I have never been much of a fan Gonz or Templeton’s art. It’s a little too cartoony for me.

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2022, 03:44:46 AM »
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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2022, 04:02:54 AM »
That guy from illegal civilization! He must be on top! Arnold

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2022, 04:20:43 AM »
i’m an unabashed fan of shawn powers, but that art is just dreadful in every way. i remember there was even a series of palace boards with his stuff on it. if anyone is mad about beatrice domond going pro they should check out the stuff SP got away with.

saw this ad in a recent thrasher for a volcom collection with cj collins art, 2 whole pages dedicated to this shit!

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2022, 04:28:18 AM »
pro skateboarders being celebrated for their mediocre/bad art because they are good skateboarders is one of the worst trends in skateboarding, bar none.

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Re: Worst art by pro skater thread…..
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2022, 04:40:37 AM »
Chet Childress was fartin out a bunch of ‘art’ at one point, made me think I can draw at that time. Found out I can.