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Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« on: September 22, 2022, 02:45:34 PM »
There are great ways to honor your mom (see Quasi vid).   This one feels a little male gaze-y


http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU=

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2022, 02:49:34 PM »
idk, carlís mom looks good on a skateboard
Skateboarding isn't a sport because when I'm in these streets I don't play
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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2022, 03:01:26 PM »
all moms are hot give it up for moms

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2022, 03:05:18 PM »
... Supreme at home:

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2022, 03:09:08 PM »
Absolutely certifiable to put your hot mom's ass on your own deck. Just fucking wild.
This is not my SOTY. I'm telling my kids there was no SOTY for 2021

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2022, 03:28:28 PM »
Absolutely certifiable to put your hot mom's ass on your own deck. Just fucking wild.

Right, thereís an easy way to crop this photo without emphasizing your moms tuchus, but this is the same weird company that whitest of the white boys Justin Eldridge have a Nina Simone deck and Kenny Anderson a Love Potion deck

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2022, 03:31:10 PM »
mommy n shi 8) 8) 8)

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2022, 03:53:29 PM »
what is "male gaze-y?"

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2022, 03:58:01 PM »
when you were growing up did you think any of your friendsí moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2022, 04:23:18 PM »
hilarious typo in that bio

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2022, 04:25:57 PM »
This type of thing is ok in the art videos I watch on xnxx, but on a skate? No thanks.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2022, 04:26:04 PM »
lotta suckaz with dog ass moms in here and it shows

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2022, 04:27:59 PM »
Didnít Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2022, 05:13:07 PM »
This seems like a graphic I previously would only have been able to imagine as something Staba would do to a skate mental rider behind their back.

Congrats, I guess?

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2022, 06:55:42 PM »
when you were growing up did you think any of your friendsí moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?

Applebum on hot mom, for sure.
Wait till my father hears of this.

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2022, 07:09:38 PM »
Didnít Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.

Seems like it. Here's what Carl said in the comments:



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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2022, 07:35:38 PM »
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Didnít Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.
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I'm dog shit at uploading images here you gotta click on it


Why wasnít he on 917 or Bianca.  AO would have loved the house music part
« Last Edit: September 22, 2022, 07:44:26 PM by Atiba Applebum »

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2022, 07:42:23 PM »
Tryin to do a back tail on that one hahahahaha you know what I mean? Get it? Get it?

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2022, 07:49:28 PM »
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when you were growing up did you think any of your friendsí moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?
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Applebum on hot mom, for sure.

Hah no.   Moms and teachers all looked/were old.   Iím the product of a second marriage and from a generation or two before Orange County got it together (gen x/millennial border)

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2022, 08:06:46 PM »
Third picture with the mouth breather with braces

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2022, 08:13:13 PM »
Good lookin dude like carl is bound to have a milf mom

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2022, 08:18:13 PM »
So it sounds like his mom was a famous model and he wanted to pay respect to that. Nothing wrong with that.  It his fault his mom is hot. Thatís just what she looks like.

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2022, 08:35:35 PM »
There are great ways to honor your mom (see Quasi vid).   This one feels a little male gaze-y


http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU=
Not gonna lie, my friend: I can think of a few ways I'd like to honor her as well.
Or... would that be dishonoring her?
Whatever! Thank god for hot mommies.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2022, 08:37:08 PM »
It his fault his mom is hot.

read this in a borat-esque delivery
« Last Edit: September 22, 2022, 11:24:12 PM by Clemskiba »


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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2022, 09:03:21 PM »
Third picture with the mouth breather with braces

Very Butthead-esque

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2022, 04:23:18 AM »
Indominous Rex vibes

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2022, 04:45:58 AM »
Not gonna lie, my friend: I can think of a few ways I'd like to honor her as well.
Or... would that be dishonoring her?
a cum tribute is still a tribute i guess

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2022, 04:50:11 AM »

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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2022, 06:36:13 AM »
As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.

I also didnít know his dad was a Raider.

https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens



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Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2022, 06:41:01 AM »
Kareem told me the woman on his Mary Jane deck was modeled after his mother. I think a confident man should be able to pay tribute to his beautiful mother in a pro board graphic.
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"