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Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« on: September 23, 2022, 04:29:30 PM »
Most: Sean Malto. No chance that dude is uncut.

Least: Dane Burman or Jamie Thomas. Jamie is less of a sure thing but Dane's whole swag and him being Australian, it seems like a no-brainer. Definitely team anteater 100%.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2022, 05:09:35 PM »
Most: Sean Malto. No chance that dude is uncut.

Least: Dane Burman or Jamie Thomas. Jamie is less of a sure thing but Dane's whole swag and him being Australian, it seems like a no-brainer. Definitely team anteater 100%.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2022, 05:22:26 PM »
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2022, 05:42:23 PM »
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Most: Sean Malto. No chance that dude is uncut.

Least: Dane Burman or Jamie Thomas. Jamie is less of a sure thing but Dane's whole swag and him being Australian, it seems like a no-brainer. Definitely team anteater 100%.
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2022, 05:55:05 PM »
Jamie Thomas or maybe Templeton more likely have restored foreskin using the https://tlctugger.com/

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2022, 06:18:38 PM »
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Most: Sean Malto. No chance that dude is uncut.

Least: Dane Burman or Jamie Thomas. Jamie is less of a sure thing but Dane's whole swag and him being Australian, it seems like a no-brainer. Definitely team anteater 100%.
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2022, 06:43:48 PM »
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2022, 07:27:02 PM »
Clint Peterson isn’t circumcised. Talked about it in a big brother interview. Said that women are generally pretty stoked on it.

Always wished I wasn’t circumcised after seeing the Scott Thompson monologue on Kids in the Hall where he says non-circumcised dudes have more sensation in the head of their penises. Not sure how much truth there is to that, though. Anyhoo…

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2022, 07:51:24 PM »
“Looks dangerous!!”

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2022, 07:54:50 PM »
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2022, 08:48:01 PM »
Not to be confused with TC tuggers patented shirt tugging knob technology.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2022, 09:14:18 PM »
Australians are like 50/50 + burman is older so not such a sure thing.
Just statistically I'd guess female pros are less likely to be circumcised
Most likely I guess that Yoshi guy that skated for Israel

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2022, 09:25:24 PM »
Unrelated but probably related @BRINK ill get your IG account back if you promise to never come back here

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2022, 09:26:03 PM »
being circumsized is over rated

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2022, 09:49:25 PM »
Jamie Thomas or maybe Templeton more likely have restored foreskin using the https://tlctugger.com/

Not to be confused with TC tuggers patented shirt tugging knob technology.
I seem to have regrown my foreskin without even trying. It’s genuinely weird.
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2022, 09:51:08 PM »
Australians are like 50/50 + burman is older so not such a sure thing.
Just statistically I'd guess female pros are less likely to be circumcised
Most likely I guess that Yoshi guy that skated for Israel
Not quite, Australia and New Zealand its not as popular.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2022, 04:09:42 PM »
Unrelated but probably related @BRINK ill get your IG account back if you promise to never come back here

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2022, 11:56:55 PM »
They replaced Torey's foreskin with a miniature Redbull beanie

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2022, 12:58:20 AM »
They replaced Torey's foreskin with a miniature Redbull beanie

Naw, cut it off with the grizzly die cut mold.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2022, 01:04:26 AM »
They replaced Torey's foreskin with a miniature Redbull beanie

nah it was actually a pom pom beanie

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2022, 01:31:46 AM »
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Australians are like 50/50 + burman is older so not such a sure thing.
Just statistically I'd guess female pros are less likely to be circumcised
Most likely I guess that Yoshi guy that skated for Israel
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2022, 02:19:58 AM »
In Belgium it's not that common.

I remember hooking up with a American girl once and she was "Huh! You're not circumcised?" and I was like "No ... we tend to WASH our dicks here ..."

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2022, 02:50:55 AM »
In Belgium it's not that common.

I remember hooking up with a American girl once and she was "Huh! You're not circumcised?" and I was like "No ... we tend to WASH our dicks here ..."

Same in Denmark - unless you're Jewish or Muslim the only people who are circumcised are people with some sort of medical condition. Seems strange to cut people's skin of per default to me.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2022, 02:57:43 AM »
I’m 38 and live in Australia, I feel like blokes my age are the last generation where it’s pretty close to a 50/50 split (at least in oz)

When my son was about to be born my wife and I went to this parenting class at one of the biggest hospitals in Sydney, there was this one bloke who kept asking about circumcision and the nurse eventually told him that there wasn’t a single doctor in the hospital that does that anymore.

My best mate is cut and when he had his first son they had to go to this random doctor about an hour away to get it done, it was such a traumatic experience that when his 2nd son was born they didn’t cut him.

I dunno, I can’t imagine having a son then immediately thinking “he’s perfect, I’m so lucky, now let’s perform surgery on his old fella because it looks better” or he should get circumcised “because I am.”

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2022, 03:39:56 AM »
I’m 38 and live in Australia, I feel like blokes my age are the last generation where it’s pretty close to a 50/50 split (at least in oz)

When my son was about to be born my wife and I went to this parenting class at one of the biggest hospitals in Sydney, there was this one bloke who kept asking about circumcision and the nurse eventually told him that there wasn’t a single doctor in the hospital that does that anymore.

My best mate is cut and when he had his first son they had to go to this random doctor about an hour away to get it done, it was such a traumatic experience that when his 2nd son was born they didn’t cut him.

I dunno, I can’t imagine having a son then immediately thinking “he’s perfect, I’m so lucky, now let’s perform surgery on his old fella because it looks better” or he should get circumcised “because I am.”
I think it's pretty common experience in Aus everyone knows someone who knows someone who went thru all the extra effort only to be like that was a mistake. Apparently the thing to do is just ask doctors and nurses you deal with if they'd do it for their kids and the answer is pretty much always no (funnily enough Trevor Moore (rip) of all people brought this up one time). When a friend had a kid and they asked about it apparently one nurse was like you wouldn't get your appendix taken out if you didn't need to. I think that also sums it up pretty well.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2022, 06:42:38 AM »
it doesn't affect my life and I'm okay with how I am, but I cannot fathom why the fuck we do this in the US.  it's so barbaric and strange.  I have friends that actively defend it for some reason and I also find that bizarre

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2022, 07:02:44 AM »
My son is not circumcised. If he wants to mutilate his own penis, that's his business.

My parents took my older brothers and I to the hospital one day and I woke up with a mangled penis when I was six. Still pissed about it.

Just to trigger his fan club here, I hope && is uncut but I never want to see that face with his dick out and thankfully there is a high likelihood I never will.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2022, 07:05:00 AM »
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2022, 07:31:14 AM »
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2022, 10:20:57 AM »
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Australians are like 50/50 + burman is older so not such a sure thing.
Just statistically I'd guess female pros are less likely to be circumcised
Most likely I guess that Yoshi guy that skated for Israel
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