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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #90 on: September 28, 2022, 09:54:32 AM »
I'm just glad someone finally did a shove lip back 180

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #91 on: September 28, 2022, 11:00:14 AM »
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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #92 on: September 28, 2022, 01:38:10 PM »
If you're gonna get that low with the camera, at least point it up more. Man, that was hard to watch (not that I was expecting anything different). That switch ollie in the line brought my lunch back up.

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #93 on: September 28, 2022, 03:23:44 PM »
Saw him skate at a 1031 demo around 2011 at an indoor skatepark in the eastern panhandle of West Virginia. Me and my homies were sitting at the top of a quarter pipe watching the demo and Dan is positioning his board getting ready to drop in and just lets out a huge audible wet fart directly at me and my buddies. He dropped in and skated off and we looked at each other in disbelief and disgust. Always put a sour taste in my mouth (quite literally) after that.

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #94 on: September 28, 2022, 03:47:36 PM »
That dude definitely has skill but idk everything he does is going slow as hell and he pops like 3 inches max. Also wtf happened to his teeth, did he used to smoke meth or he chews on cans or something

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #95 on: September 28, 2022, 04:50:27 PM »
I was at my local trying to front feeble the flatbar, not getting it, and this asshole proceeds to come up right after me and front feeb it first t. And then he’s all like “oh I didn’t know that’s what you were trying”. It was obvious what I was trying even tho I wasn’t landing it. Fuck that dude for life

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #96 on: September 28, 2022, 07:25:36 PM »
Saw him skate at a 1031 demo around 2011 at an indoor skatepark in the eastern panhandle of West Virginia. Me and my homies were sitting at the top of a quarter pipe watching the demo and Dan is positioning his board getting ready to drop in and just lets out a huge audible wet fart directly at me and my buddies. He dropped in and skated off and we looked at each other in disbelief and disgust. Always put a sour taste in my mouth (quite literally) after that.

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #97 on: September 28, 2022, 08:15:28 PM »
I was at my local trying to front feeble the flatbar, not getting it, and this asshole proceeds to come up right after me and front feeb it first t. And then he’s all like “oh I didn’t know that’s what you were trying”. It was obvious what I was trying even tho I wasn’t landing it. Fuck that dude for life
my friend has a similar story except with bam and reversed. Bam was trying to kickflip boardslide a flatbar at our local and my friend was like 14/15 and thought it would be cool to do it first try in front of him and bam got super bummed.






Him ah fall off building an bumboclot him legs

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #98 on: September 28, 2022, 09:39:16 PM »
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Saw him skate at a 1031 demo around 2011 at an indoor skatepark in the eastern panhandle of West Virginia. Me and my homies were sitting at the top of a quarter pipe watching the demo and Dan is positioning his board getting ready to drop in and just lets out a huge audible wet fart directly at me and my buddies. He dropped in and skated off and we looked at each other in disbelief and disgust. Always put a sour taste in my mouth (quite literally) after that.
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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #99 on: September 29, 2022, 04:22:54 AM »
fuck this guy forever

he was indeed run out of the east coast because he’s a complete delusional dimwit who is in love with himself, and did nothing but talk/brag about himself everywhere he went, for fucking years on end

he is an insufferable disease of a kook

I see no lies.
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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #100 on: September 29, 2022, 05:58:04 AM »
Gd! How can anyone dislike Hailey. She's like the only cool person on Remove or whatever.

Should have won Wheely Dope.
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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #101 on: September 29, 2022, 07:32:29 AM »
This part was worse than my birth video

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #102 on: September 29, 2022, 07:39:20 AM »
I didn't have a problem with anything other than him trying to explain at the end how much it sucked for certain reasons to possibly garner sympathy/understanding that he's a better skateboarder than this part shows.  Explaining it for about 5 minutes really annoys me.

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #103 on: September 29, 2022, 08:20:40 AM »
I'll try and remember.

She did like a Fakie big spin I think Manny back 80 out?

I also can see her doing fakie V fakie Manny fakie flip?

Probably my imagination because that's a me in the late 90s trick.

Fakie V is maybe my 2nd favorite entry trick for a fakie Manny.

#1 Bs 80 in

#2 fakie tre in

#3 fakie shuv in

#4 fakie V

I prefer to see non flippers in and maybe a flip outa over flip in to Manny

Flip in to grind is different tho. I love nollie fs flip o
Fakie nose grind.

That shit is an orgasm on a skateboard.
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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #104 on: September 29, 2022, 08:21:29 AM »
Ngl this was kinda nice



Looks like he Shit his nappy

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #105 on: September 29, 2022, 08:26:08 AM »
That camera isn't really my thing.

It looks hard to stay in front of the skater. It's unsteady. Reminds me of Blair Witch kinda.
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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #106 on: September 29, 2022, 12:03:21 PM »
Christ. Genuinely repulsive.

Feel like he is the sort that would describe themself as random

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #107 on: September 29, 2022, 06:23:17 PM »
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fuck this dude
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hes better than everybody spewing hate on this forum thats for sure. you might not be into his style or persona, but dammit let the dude be. he clearly loves skateboarding and is a way more positive voice in this world than this fucking forum.
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not a big fan of this dude but dammit its impossible to hate on this. sick part
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We demand an explanation.
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if you insist. i view skateboarding as an artform, its not just the tricks, it has to tick all the boxes. like painting, doesnt matter if the brushstrokes are delicate if the motiv doesnt float my boat. for skateboarding its so much to consider, tricks for sure, but equally style and how the skater dresses, or looks while doing it. spots and filming, music ans oberall presentation counts a lot too. and its not like only one formula works, again, like other artforms, its totally possible to enjoy watching leonardo and the rennesanse masters and also appriciate modern art. thats being said, i do like this part, its powerful and creative.
Shit talks Louie and Casper (while giving the most pretentious non answer ever) and proceeds to shame everyone for shitting on Dan. Bohemian=Dan confirmed.

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #108 on: September 29, 2022, 06:52:10 PM »
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fuck this dude
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hes better than everybody spewing hate on this forum thats for sure. you might not be into his style or persona, but dammit let the dude be. he clearly loves skateboarding and is a way more positive voice in this world than this fucking forum.
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not a big fan of this dude but dammit its impossible to hate on this. sick part
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We demand an explanation.
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if you insist. i view skateboarding as an artform, its not just the tricks, it has to tick all the boxes. like painting, doesnt matter if the brushstrokes are delicate if the motiv doesnt float my boat. for skateboarding its so much to consider, tricks for sure, but equally style and how the skater dresses, or looks while doing it. spots and filming, music ans oberall presentation counts a lot too. and its not like only one formula works, again, like other artforms, its totally possible to enjoy watching leonardo and the rennesanse masters and also appriciate modern art. thats being said, i do like this part, its powerful and creative.
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Shit talks Louie and Casper (while giving the most pretentious non answer ever) and proceeds to shame everyone for shitting on Dan. Bohemian=Dan confirmed.

“rennesanse masters” fucking hell lol

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #109 on: September 29, 2022, 09:59:45 PM »
filmed by Warwick Davis

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #110 on: September 29, 2022, 10:02:21 PM »
Finally got around to watching the part and his fucking Ted Talks afterwards. I can admit, I've watched some of Dan's video and I don't think he's a horrible skater (he has horrible takes, though), but the question that immediately comes to mind is if he felt rushed and can admit this wasn't his best skating, why drop it on YT and call it a full part? Between the sketchy skating and horrible song, what was there to achieve here?

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #111 on: September 29, 2022, 10:17:15 PM »
Finally got around to watching the part and his fucking Ted Talks afterwards. I can admit, I've watched some of Dan's video and I don't think he's a horrible skater (he has horrible takes, though), but the question that immediately comes to mind is if he felt rushed and can admit this wasn't his best skating, why drop it on YT and call it a full part? Between the sketchy skating and horrible song, what was there to achieve here?

I feel the same why about skaters posting with clips on Insta with captions like "sketchy", "re-do" (and they never do), "rocket flip" or "crap edit". You knew it was shit and you still posted it, own it.
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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #112 on: September 29, 2022, 10:29:04 PM »
Shit talks Louie and Casper (while giving the most pretentious non answer ever) and proceeds to shame everyone for shitting on Dan. Bohemian=Dan confirmed.

nowhere did i "shit" on louie. dude is good, as stated. i challenge you to name three tricks in that part he did better than anybody else, or that will be remembered in a year or two. ill help you, there is none.

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #113 on: September 30, 2022, 01:40:43 AM »
Finally got around to watching the part and his fucking Ted Talks afterwards. I can admit, I've watched some of Dan's video and I don't think he's a horrible skater (he has horrible takes, though), but the question that immediately comes to mind is if he felt rushed and can admit this wasn't his best skating, why drop it on YT and call it a full part? Between the sketchy skating and horrible song, what was there to achieve here?
content -> clicks -> yt money

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #114 on: September 30, 2022, 04:43:45 AM »
front shove front nosegrind a fucking hubba
no push noseblunt to 180 fakie manual fakie flip line on thigh high ledges
crook pop over that massive knobbed rail in atlanta

had to check out the part again to ref what you just said. all good clips. but def not groundbreaking.


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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #115 on: September 30, 2022, 05:04:09 AM »
keep crying not everybody join in on your circle jerk

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #116 on: September 30, 2022, 05:20:16 AM »
keep crying not everybody join in on your circle jerk


You are trying way too hard to be a contrarian.

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #117 on: September 30, 2022, 07:03:02 AM »
Know what is not cool about Dan. He looks like he smells like County Jail Intake Ham Salad sandwichs.

You know like they bring out the platters of hastily stacked death squares.
People be like FUCK Ham Salad before the door slides open and the PC bitch carries it in. Me and all the other dope sick junkies all barf again in concert.

What? You don't want one?!?!

Only the super duper homeless homies eat them.
Then we clog all the toilets with the left overs and go to the blocks smelling double dank.

I fucking stink. I do it every day. My fucking armpits to me smell like tacos so I'm good. Everyone loves Taco. I do not push poison into my armpits and I shower daily daily so I know it's ok. 

Dan looking like i said above tho.

Ham frickin salad. Barf
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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #118 on: September 30, 2022, 08:32:42 AM »
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front shove front nosegrind a fucking hubba
no push noseblunt to 180 fakie manual fakie flip line on thigh high ledges
crook pop over that massive knobbed rail in atlanta
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had to check out the part again to ref what you just said. all good clips. but def not groundbreaking.


Dan landing at dead stops on 80 percent of tricks with one or both toes touching. You: "stop talking shit. he's better than you."

Louie landing with speed on all tricks done proper. Nutty ender with minor compression and rolls away smooth. You: "did you see that sKeTcHy lAnDiNg? there's nothing groundbreaking here. you guys are dickriders."

I hope being different is worth the mental gymnastics you play everyday.

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Re: Dan Corrigan's "Return To Crust" Full Part 2022
« Reply #119 on: September 30, 2022, 01:01:46 PM »
Yeah, that song was pretty corny. You know he probably chose it thinking the same thing, but going, "that'd be sick! Haha."

I'm not usually a stickler for clothes, but his baggy polo shirts definitely don't do him much favors.

I back his other youtube friend, though: dale decker. He has some fun sesh videos on there. He also had a cool video recently where he went to his first jiu jitsu tournament and won some, lost some. it was interesting.